Yesterday (Sunday), I stopped by the mall Pub, on my way through. Sitting across from me was a waitress HB7-8 whom had just ended her shift. She sat at the bar to have a drink before going home, no big deal. A very drunk dude was sitting next to her, professing his love to her, completely annoying her to death..LOL! I noticed a pack of smokes sticking out of her purse, (yes I still smoke, horrible) I walked over to her and said "All the cool kids are sneaking out back for a smoke, join us!" she said "Thank God yes". A couple others followed suit, her and a friend of hers that was meeting her there. Outside while enjoying the smokes, she would hiccup about every few seconds. She Said "I wish I could get rid of these" her friend (HB7) says, "She just needs a good scare" waitress says, "I don't scare easy you know!"...I took the moment, a little bold, but I put the palm of my hand firm on her ass cheek, she sucked in a deep breath and blurted "WTF!!! "... I smiled and said "hang on b4 you cuss me out for just 5 secs"....then I said "are they gone?"...her friend was laughing her ass off! she said "OMG your right" and kissed me full on the mouth!.....turns out they are bi, and both want to hang out sometime...I have both #s...

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