The meeting done me, Basic, Magic, and Prophecy mob down to JC Fandango since In Cahoots was EMPTY and Glam was a 2 hour wait. It’s Asian night so I’m expecting a gang of Asians. It was a lot more mixed than I expected and apparently the only Asians that really love being Asian are skanky and ghetto. Just like the stereotypical Asian we mob in groups of HELLA guys and a couple of girls.

Alright we get there a little after 10pm and I’m already stressing that I only have 2 hours to practice and that the line is pretty damn long. We hop in line and Magic decides to open a I think 2/3 set of some 7HBs. He ejects after a couple of minutes. Should’ve gone in to wing him.

Alright I’mma leave everyone’s approach out of my post since they’re all gonna post about this anyways. Awesome getting to see how this group is going to grow!!!!

I start the night pretty pissed since they drag me and Basic after we got the very front into another line to wait just cuz we’re over 21. -__-;; seriously re fucking taraded. And they even drag Prophecy out for absolutely no reason prolly cuz he was with me and Basic.

Had to wait another 5 min to get in only cool thing was I only had to pay half the cover cuz I am 21+ MUAHAHAHA lil punks had to pay double YEAY!

Once I get in I see Magic standing there waiting for us. I walk up and greet him he tells me he’s going to open a set and we should just walk on by. Cool so I wait a couple more minutes for everyone else and we go and find a table. Magic comes back to meet us at the table and he’s pushing me and Basic to open. Cool.

My first open of the night is the same group Magic opened when we first got in. It’s a group of I think 4 girls and 1 guy. I wanted to have a cigarette but they weren’t letting anyone out yet. So I decided I’d approach on the way back in. Walk up to the guy and girl part of the group.

Yenwen: “Hey guys! Do you know when they’re going to let the smokers out?”
HB6: “No.” (Seriously she had the most stand off body language I’ve ever seen it’s like she’s not even there to have fun)
Guy: *Looks up Looks back down at his phone.*

Now I’m shocked cuz I thought all Asians smoke lol. So I try and plow and granted I didn’t exactly open with a great opener or anything.

Yenwen: “You don’t smoke?”
HB6: “No.”
I swear this is the only word she knows.

So I smile and I say good for you and eject. Coldest set in the world but I prolly didn’t do a great job either. Definite learning experience Awesome to get blown away like that too. LOL

Second set I grab Magic that doesn’t smoke to come out with me and wing. We walk outside and I see a 2 set one hb4 and one hb6 alright cool so I use the opener niceguy taught me.

Yenwen: “Hey can I bum a light?”
HB4: reaches for her left tit where she has her cigs “Oh sorry I thought you meant a light cigarette.” Reaches for her left tit where she has her lighter.
Yenwen: “Thanks so you guys go clubbing a lot? This is supposed to be Asian night right?”
HB4/6: “No we don’t go out often. This is In Cahoots. It was moved from In Cahoots cuz blah blah”
Yenwen: “Oh shit really?! Have you guys ever been to In Cahoots on a Wednesday night?”
HB4: “No, isn’t that like country night or something?”
HB6: “They have this like dancing thing” she imitates line dancing
Yenwen: “Yea! They have line dancing there it’s awesome.” High 5
HB6: “No we’ve never been there.”
Now I think this is were I mess up 1. I should’ve introed Prophecy
Yenwen: “You guys should. Are you adventurous?”
I think with that adventurous question it sent red flags in their head.
HB6: “um no…”
They start drifting off… Lol! But I mean they’re wearing corsets with I don’t know what else. Not sure how to pinpoint this problem.
After they finish their cigarette they go back inside Cool!

Third Set like 2 minutes of talking to Prophecy there’s a 3 set of white girls all decent. I’d say HB6/6/7

Yenwen: “Hey! Hey! Taps girl on the shoulder”
I get the groups attention
YEnwen: “Where’d you get your hat?! It’s awesome!”
HB7: “Blah blah website”
Yenwen: “that’s so cool what’s it made out of?” I reach up and feel it.
I don’t remember what she says but since she’s my target I move on to try and hook her friends.

Points to HB6 at my 12 o’clock: “Man that’s a nice jacket where’d u get that.”
HB6: “Nordstrums.”
Yenwen: “So, do you guys always share your cigarettes?”
HB6 to my left: “Yea we always do we only have one and it was given to us.”
Yenwen: “So, she just walked up to you guys and just gave you a cigarette”
HB6L: “Oh no I knew her from before she’s my co-worker.”
Shit ended that one cuz I didn’t know what else to say. I notice that the HB6 to my left has stretched lobes and she’s pretty responsive.

Yenwen: “Man did stretch your ears or did you just Peirce them?”
HB6: “I stretched them.”
Yenwen: “Ouch how long did that take you?”
HB6: “6 months it kind of depends on how fast your ears heal I did mine slow”
I tried to continue a little more but it just died and I just said buy to each one and shook their hands.

Prophecy and I go back in and meet the guys at the table for a bit. I’m feeling I guess in state and I’m willing to sarge more. I see a 2 set standing next to us Magic is closest to them. So I tell Magic “hey dude tap them on the shoulder and tell them their blocking your view and when they move just tell them you were kidding and intro urself.”
Didn’t happen but I think it would’ve worked well. I really wanted to try it but magic wanted me to approach from the front. LOL difference in opinion all gravy. So, we’re just chillin there and I see a 3 set post a few tables behind us. And I want to use Joker’s “Man you guys are looking like your having too much fun” but I figured it would’ve been bad if I did that from our table so I go outside have another cigarette and come back in.

Set 4 HB5/6/7

Yenwen: “Hey guys! You guys look like your having too much fun!” lean on their table
HB5/6/7: “Yea! We are!”
Yenwen: “So, why aren’t you guys out there dancing?”
HB6: “We got tired of getting pulled around!”
Yenwen: “wait! What do you mean?!”
HB6: “guys pulling us around to dance with them” she demonstrates on her friend HB5
Yenwen: “Oh shit! They do that?!”
HB6: “yea they do so that’s why we’re over here taking a rest.”
Now at this point I’m running out of shit to say so I’m trying to take notice to shit while talking to her (Thanks Joker) She’s wearing this giant Hello Kitty ring

Yenwen: “Oh shit! Where’d you get ur hello kitty ring It’s awesome!”
HB6: “I got it off of a Birthday cake!”
Yenwen: “No shit! No way you got that off a birthday cake let me see!”
She stick out her hand and raises it.
Yenwen: “Let me see!” and I reach over and grab her hand and move it around so I can take a better look at the ring

At this point HB5 reaches across the table and grabs HB 7 and they pull together and HB6 joins them. I eject but not before shaking their hands and saying it was a pleasure to meet them. Really wished I had a wing to join me to distract the HB7 since she had the most defensive body language.

Go back to the table to join the guys. Apparently Basic approached them not too much before I did and Magic approached them earlier in the evening. Hilarious not exactly set rich. But at that point I’m definitely in state and ready to sarge but it’s 12am and I gotta wake up early to meet niceguy at the gym. (Thanks niceguy!) LOL All in all I think it was a great night for me and I was having a lot more fun with each interaction.