man went out last nite.... I realize I have a less than spectacular wing man!!
We decided to hold off the sarging competition till tomorrow cuz, he had to "go home early"
So we made it a casual night of sarging.

I opened up a set and he invades, like freggin genghis khan! And if he closed it'd at least, it'd be good for something. He had VERY aggressive body language. He kept invading her space, didn't look over shoulder and talk, didn't talk off to a slight angle, he fregging talked to a chick w/o getting ANY ioi's and was facing her straight forward and leaning into her. AND!! She kept backing away like 3 times!!! Until she couldn't take it anymore and she like literally ran off!!

Next set HB 9. I'm physicall near them. I see three losers, not even AFCs, just losers, approach and get KILLED one by one. I grab my balls and say to myself, I can do this!... better. Walk past them, pretend like they just caught my eye and say (over my shoulder, non intrusive)
"hey guys, I need your opinion"
Blah blah….
Working well. Here comes Genghis Khan!!! Oh man! The HB 9 was polite. And I did her a favor and pulled him away.

Damn…..

btw. I found out later that she's a lingerie model, who was in the last 3 issues of cosmo.

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KeepNitReal

Yeah, I'm sorry to be so mean (maybe, lol) but you're friend there had me laughing so hard . . .

If you meet up with her again, I'd definitely let her know that you're friend does not define you, lol.