This is my first field report since joining the community so go easy if i misuse some terms.

Got home last night all upset that I couldn't make it to any of the new year's celebrations i had been invited to (i refuse to go into detail) so i smoked a small joint. Seconds later I get a call from a friend about a party going on downtown NYC and so i decide to go. I arrive and was thrown into a set of 4 girls by a friend, my pal quickly introduced me and left. Due to the marijuana I smoked earlier I couldn't think of a single routine I had worked out so I just went along and poured the girls shots. Of the 4 one of them was a semi HB. I lingered with them for a bit showing no interest at all in any of them and was dragged away by my friend. He introduced me to some drunk chick. The chick was all over me so i dragged her into the coat room.

After seeing her in the light I had to dip and I told my friend. She was dieing to screw but not unless I proved to her that i was over 21, fuck that i thought she might try to pull something on my ID that says I'm 22. So i went back to the 4 set for a bit and these girls were like animals they all tried cornering me but I don't know i just wasn't interested! My friend was tantalizing me how it was new years and i refused to hook up with anyone at the party, I responded that I had standards.

I was getting ready to leave when I saw this AMAZING HB at the bar so i went along to introduce myself. Man was she good looking, blue eyes, light brown hair, 5'10, pretty face, a slamming body, and an amazing rack. I offered her a drink and while she already had one in her hand she accepted. We opened a new bottle of champagne together and after talking for 2 minutes we moved away from the party and onto the balcony. She gave me kissy eyes, she was drunk. "How old are you?" she asked, "Guess," I responded. She guessed 22. "YEA How did you know!" (That was a lie i'm eighten) "Ohh. Well you're too young for me." I later found out that she was 27.

After several failed attempts at kissing her some guy ran up to us who i met earlier and starting talking about how amazing a guy i am. I thought i saw through his plans; that he was trying to CB and take her for himself, ANYONE would have thought the same considering how he kept accusing me of being aggressive and how she needed to go inside. So i let him have that round.

When i got in he threw his arms around her but he handed her over to me telling her how if she likes me she better start showing it. I was fucking surprised. So i took her and he left and we went back on the balcony together. Again she wouldn't let me kiss her so i said fine whatever i wont. I leaned over the balcony and started talking about cafe's and stuff and i kept repeating things like, "stop looking at me like that" and "don't even try to kiss me."

After i stopped throwing myself onto her she went in and started sucking on my. FUCK YES i thought but i went on with my charade, "STOP KISSING ME," I said but she giggled and continued. I backed away and she moved in, eventually our lips met. "I feel like watching a movie," I told her, "maybe we should watch it at your place." "Like right now?" She responded. "What? No, not now maybe some other time." We kept kissing and then she stopped.

"Ok if we're going to hook up tonight i want you to know that tomorrow it wont mean anything to me." These are words that came out of her smoking hot 27 year old lips. I was in heaven, I would have my first one night stand with a woman nearly 10 years older than me and she wanted to screw more than i did but I knew that the battle wasn't fully won yet. "No," I responded. "In that case I'm leaving and I want you to know that I'm insulted." I said it very very calmly and even a teensy bit playfully. I slowly backed away but she moved in, "I'm just being pragmatic!" She kept saying, she didn't want to lose me. So after getting her to say how badly she wanted to have sex nearly 3 fucking times I agreed to help her get to her apartment.

We put on our coats and she excused herself to the restroom. That is when the shit hit the fan. She starts puking but I remain calm and tell a friend. My friend and I walk in to check on her, he opens the door looks her up and down while she's leaning over the toilet and responds, "I don't see the big deal just lock the door and fuck her here." So i waited for her outside for what felt like eternity. (Times goes by slowly when you're under the influence fellas.)

So i just left but I made sure she was attended to by 2 of her friends. Getting this girl was a bit of a challenge even though she was drunk, everyone at the party was hitting on her, the DJ even tried breaking us up. Yea i didn't score but come on who can blame me, as hot as she was I don't know who the fuck would want to bang her after seeing her in such a lousy condition.

Anyways guys lesson learnt; when a girl is ready to leave but wants to use the bathroom just make her hold it until she gets home.


(GENERIC NEW YEAR'S SENTIMENT TO ALL!)

_________________
- Cesario