Last Friday Night, yeah we danced on tabletops, and we took so many shots, think we kissed but I forgot .... Kay Im not coming here to sing some Katy Perry, by doing so I would incredibly bore your ears, or make you eargasm ? Maybe you'll go listen to this song, get hooked up and then go buy her cd, heck, even buy all the merch shes got to offer, become her biggest fan, follow her worldwide with the intention of meeting her, go crazy for Katy Perry and use the good techniques here to get you a kiss on the cheek. Who knows, it could happen. But my main purpose isnt to convert you into a Katy Perry fan, but rather to share my night out yesterday.
So me and my boys, Real Bitch, Duffman and another AFC friend of ours who wont get into the story too much. So as the night start, we go into the first bar, of course all the sets over there are 50 years old and over so unfortuately we didnt stick with the golden age party. So about 3 minutes into our entrance in the first bar we decided we would take the sarge session to a bar with a little more sets to open and that were our age.
So here we were, a solid wolfpack, wild in Quebec City looking for blow and strippers ... alrite stop with the Hangover wannabe quotes. So we walk in the bar and theres a decent amount of people, as soon as we get in AFC friend (Well call him architect for the Report) and Duff go sit down at a table. I receive a call so I answer it and go outside, a little while after I get back inside, Duff and Arch actually took a table right in front of a 2 set. So as soon as I get back to them, they tell me the new rule, I have to squeeze in the world melancoly in my first set, so I just turn around sit down with the 2set and start
I open with the hey you remember me ? Routine, which consist of me walking up sitting down and be like HEY how you've been its been a while and theyre looking at me weirdly then I go oh you dont remember me ? Theyre gonna be like no ? Thats when I give them a crazy look and Im like, actually me neither, how you doin. It usually cracks them up a little and you obviously broke the ice so you lead from now on. My target was a HB8 I would say and her friend seemed a little protective so I pulled a deck of cards and showed them 4 magic tricks, enough to make them want to keep me around. In the middle of a trick, I get a smirnoff offered by Real_Bitch actually carried by another girl from the set he was doing (Great way to isolate by sending the obstacle on a mission
). Now the thing is, we have the rule that if a Bronie sends us a chicks drink, we have to stop whatever we are doing, get on one knee and chug the drink. So I do just that and finish my trick. After finishing my drink, I tell the girl who brought me the drink to go do the same thing with Bitch thing that she does, then when I return to my set, I explained them the rule and it DHV's me, a little routine like that with bros never hurt. Anyways, I keep talking to them doing some Kino Escalation on my target while doing the C vs U Shape Smile, they get into an observative epiphany and realize that one of them has a C shape and the other one a U. The Night was still young and of course I wanted to open more sets, not get stuck in the one-itis so I told them our conversation had been somewhat interesting and that if they would like to keep it going, they could enter their phone numbers in my cell phone, thing that they both did.I like doing this because it doesnt seem as awkward for your target to give you her phone number if her friend approves and gives it to you, so there it was 2 number closes in one set. But of course it counts as one number close for real since I pretty much deleted the obstacle 10 minutes later. As I left, the girl that was playing messenger and bringing us our drinks stuck with me and introduced me to her friend, saying she had been looking at me doing tricks and she wanted to be impressed. I left with a hug from each one (I always try to finish with a Hug)
Here was my second set, no need for a opener right there, I didnt target the girl that wanted me to come tho, her friend was in the crosshair. Now I need to specify my peacocking, which consited of a glittery red cowboy hat. So as soon as I did a couple of tricks, they asked me for more, I then answered, listen Im not entertaining people for free, I usually give good prices but I dont do it for free, it was just a preview. They asked me what I could do, so it was pretty easy at this point, I told my target to give me her hand I could read in her future, she was getting excited about it, I looked at her hand for a minute and said god you have special hands (Decent little neg), then I told her to stand up, twirled her and stole her seat. She seemed somewhat mad about it, trying to get her seat back but then I kept on smiling and told her she got tricked by my hand reading skills. She took the seat beside her and got a lot closer to me, I had it. Her friend by then went to regroup with some of her other friends so it was only me and her. I ran the cube routine and she became a notch more interested, I asked her if she believed in destiny, turned out she was all about it. She then showed me a picture of her and her boyfriend, I just said, oh he seems like a decent guy, probably the kind of guy who would travel the whole world just for you. (Strawman technique how do I love you) She told me ehhhh I dont think so hes kindof getting on my nerves. So after she goes on about her boyfriend, I tell her if shes intuitive and adventurous, she said of course. I told her to take a picture of me and her with her Iphone, she did, first one I kissed her on the cheek, she froze for an instant but I said eh the picture is somewhat blurry, she instantly lifted her phone for a second one but this time she kissed me on the cheek. I then teased her a little bit by looking straight in the eyes and just as we were about to Kiss, I told her thats all you get and started getting up. She tried to block me and then I cavemaned and Kiss Closed her, I told her I had to leave but I would willingly keep her number if she gave it to me, she used some kind of line that went like ... I believe in destiny, we are gonna meet again soon. I left with a classic little hug and winged a bit. Then we changed bar.
That was pretty much the end of my night though, when we got to the other bar there were no sets, except for the one Duffman opened and he did number close as I recall correctly. Anyway, on our way back home, I tried one more set, but totally failed it. I asked them what they tought of my red hat, they liked it, but then they seemed somewhat in a hurry and not wanting to hang out with me, late night on the busiest street in quebec, like real_bitch told me, even if its not, you'll still come across as needy if you open a set outside of the bar close from last call.
Anyways, was a fun night, enjoyed it with the bros and of course my closes, I somehow wish I couldve at least done better on the street set but its not gonna go perfectly everytime. Thumbs up to Duffman and Bitch for their great winging skills, I loved how everytime I would do a magic trick Bitch would come from behing and just DHV me with a little, hes great isnt he. So on that note, if you did read this whole thing, thank you and I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it
Its my first big field report. Thanks to Bitch and Duff for the winging and remember kids, stay out of trouble and believe in yourselves, the world is full of opportunity and of course you can achieve greatness. That was my hopeful sentence of the day but eh, Id rather be positive than negative, its always better right ? Goodnite yall.
CHAT
Got in, fluffed (EYE CONTACT... NEVER FORGET!!!) She was REALLY cool, and we talked for about half an hour, number-closed, did the photo routine, but then when I asked for the kiss on the cheek picture, she started freaking out... then she told me she had a boyfriend she was about to marry... lull, her friend confirmed... and I got my picture, BITCHES