| This happened last night.
I was on my way downtown to meet one of my wings for sarjing and this knockout bombshell is placed right in front of me. She is goth and covered in tattoos. So hot!
Wasting no time, im about to open her and she starts laughing. She was looking to the left. Down the subway there was a man who was dressed like a pimp and he musta been 60. She starts with her phone trying to take a picture.
I start laughing and open with,
Me: You wanna hear something fucked
Her: Sure
Me: My step brothers phiance just tried to kiss me.
Her: Holy Shit. What did you do
Me: I literally turned and ran away, now im goin to meet a buddy for a beer. You goin to Velvet Underground tonight.
Her: No, but I love that place, im going home to Cobourg.
Me: No shit, I have family in Cobourg also(which I do).
At this point the subway is almost at Union Station.
Me: Look, I dont think you and i would get along as were too similar but I think hanging out with you would be alot of fun. We can smoke a hooka and watch Nightmare Before Christmas.
Her: That sounds awesome, that is my favorite movie.
Me: Whats your name
Her: Amanda
Me: Im Derail, Whats your 3 favorite songs. Before you answer one of my 3 is Love Song by Manson.
I type her name in my phone and put it in her hand.
Her: Omg! I love that song. My 3 are Love Song by Manson, Downfall by Bodom, Cemetary Gates by Pantera.
She types her number in my phone and hands it back. At this point im like holy shit, those are pretty close to my 3 favorites songs also.
Subway slowing down
Her: I gotta go, this is my stop
I hug her and kiss her on the cheek
Her: Kiss my other cheek too, its lonely.
Me: Maybe after you buy me a drink first.
Her: Laughter, alright
She hugs me and kisses both my cheeks
Me: Very clever
Subway stops doors open. I grab her hand as she walks away and she squeezes it and slides it outta our grip. (kino test), And leaves.
I cant wait to call this one!!!
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