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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:18 pm 
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Hi,
judging from my postcount you might consider me ... unexperienced. Guess what, you're right. I haven't read many FRs so far, so I try to use my own style of writing. So sit down and listen, here is the story of my very frist 5 approaches:

Last week I had my 22nd Birthday so I decided to try a new Club and put some effort in finding one.
So, the decision fell on the TOP10
Singen, Bodensee in Germany near Konstanz:
4 Floors, 3 Restaurants, 4000 m² of action. Simple put, great!

I decided to give 50€ to one of my closest friends Sascha, he used to be quite successfull with the game during the last few months (more in the introduction forum) Anyways, he returned 5 till 10 bucks with every approach I did that night. I just jumped into the cold water by opening a moveing set. I Stood still, looked at them, opened, got louder and louder aaaand they where gone. Fuck that, I got my first 5 bucks.

Second approach, a spontaneous 4 set. 2 Hbs a 8 and 7, 1 Obstacle and his girlfriend (hb7) but I had no idea which one my target was. So I opened them talked a bit about the opener, like 3 minutes or so, and staked to how do you know each other:

HB8: Yes!
Me: What? No, how do you know each other?
HB8: Ye-hes!
Me: NO! I want to know, how you all know each other.
HB8: Oh Yes, she is one of my best friends and this is her little sister and her little sisters Boyfriend.

I thought to myself "No best friends test this time" fuck that, lets have some smalltalk: Where are you from, what are you doing and so on ... They left by excuseing their self for the toilet, the sister and her boyfriend stayed but I left, I was sweating like shit, I was proverbially dripping with sweat. A 10 Bucks for that one! I was high-spirited.

Talking to some random boys and girls, nothing in particular. Later there was a drunk chick and hear friends spilling the drink of another girl on my arm. I ended up with a kiss for my necklace, the peacocking kind, if you not already guessed. You might already have guessed: "Don't touch the merchandise!" well forget about that one: 5 Bucks

We got upstairs to the smoking area. Sascha told me to open a set right behind me.
A HB9 plus minus 0.5 she was smoking hot. About 5"10', blond, wearing a black laced, cyan suite.
Straight, the girl I would never ever even thinked about talking to, and her "smaller but ridiculously larged eyed but quite cute friend". I confidently walked up to them, I leaned over the rail. Took a look around and finaly a deep breath. I smiled turned over my shoulders:

Me: Hey Girls *pause* yes you two. I need a female opinion, I just have little time my friends are over there smoking but I am not into that so ...

I told them about my sister and how she has been asking me on how long to wait between boyfriends to not appear slutlike. Turning to them leaning back against the rail. And as well as she is making out with one of my closest friends and shit. I told them how important this is to me, cause she is my little sister and shit.

HB9: Well, there is no need to wait. If shes serious it has nothing to do with beeing a slut.
Me: Really? I mean, we man can do this without a problem, you know. But a girl, is called a bitch in no time and my sister is really scared ... hey over there iam talking to both of you! What do you think
HB6: *looks at me*
HB9: How old is she by the way?
Me: Well she is 18 ...
HB9: You are cute, how old are you?
Dude: (winged) Hey Chris, we are ready to go!
Me: Hey! Girls this is Robert. No problem I come in just a sec we are about finished.
Dude: No Problem *turning to the smaller HB6* so you where talking about?
Me: Well iam 21, uhm I mean 22 ... (i mean f**k I wanted to say, guess?! Dammit)
HB9: Really cute.
Me: *i don’t take you shit look on my face* So, how old are lady?
HB9: I am 25
Me: *cheering up* For real? Thats great. A good advice from a mature woman.
HB9: *smiled*
Me: Sorry to interrupt like this but I think your hair is great! Is it real? (what the hell was I thinking excuseing myself?)
HB9: No, its bleached blonde.
Me: *dropping my mood* Well, its ... still .... nice ... somehow.
HB9: But it looks real doesn’t it? *leaning in on me*
Me: Yeah, you almost tricked me
HB9: *Happy* thank you (at that moment I realized, damn she is not just smoking hot, she is of russian heritage!)
Me: So, how do you know each other?
HB9: Me and her? She is my best friend.
Me: *I took a doubtfull look in her eyes* Do you know the Best Friends Test? Ist really funny how accurate it is, and you might freak out over the outcome.
HB9: It’s cold out here, why don’t we go in and talk there.
Me: No, we have to leave so I make this fast. Hey Robert I need her attention … thank you. So girls .. do you *pause* have the same Shampoo?
HB6: *Glaring at me* (Holy crap, I just come to realize she was not cute, she was kind of scary!)
HB9: *grinning* We don’t just have the same shampoo, we even share the same Vibrator
Me: *looking so puzzled my friend laughed at me* Respect! But don’t lie to me, you are not best friends!
HB9: Yes we are!
HB6: *still glaring at me* (what the f**k was wrong with this girl, seriously?)
Me: Come one, considering you are. Your friendship can’t be that long!
HB9: Long enough ….
Me: O.k. Robert we leave them alone. I wish you to a nice evening good bye!
Another 10 bucks … by the way i speak a few lines russian, even though i have only german ancestors. But i don't wanted to tell her "I love you", "I will kill you", "I want to see your Titts" or to insult her badly :lol:

Later I opened a two set, Hb7 and another girl at the bar, they where nice but they left shortly after I took a seat. I took a chair and sat down while talking. Another 10 Bucks and later another set, same story there but both Hb6 and below they where not interested at all last 10 Bucks. The main problem was, even if I was looking at the obstacles, they kept ignoring me almost as if the target was claiming me for herself. I mean, seriously! I turned away from the target and turned to the obstacles and they even stoped listening to me and started dancing and drinkin’ …

What am I doing wrong?
Do you have any tips for me?
Where can I improve myself or my behavior?


Thanks in advance:
- WT


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