All right guys, this is an experience I´ll never forget. First of all the night SUCKED, I don´t really know what was wrong with me. I had been in an argument (family issues) and it just ruined my night. It was soo bad that I even rejected people EVEN nice girls who wanted to talk to me in the club!

A couple of hours later my friend tells me he wants to take me to this cool place that I´m going to love! So I´m like sure let´s leave.. As we close to this club/ bar I suddenly see men staring at us, like eating us with their eyes. It was a fucking GAY BAR! Never tried something that fun before… Everybody was soo open.. And the women, Fuck me they were hot.. I was like from now on I need LOADS of gay friends because they always hang around with hot women… So I had to pretend being gay for fun and I can´t even remember how many girls I kissed because they thought I was guy (I didn´t tell them I was guy, they just assumed it since I was there hanging)..

So before we leave the club I go up to the lounge and for some reason I take one of the big pillows that was there. Don´t ask me why, I just thought it was beautiful.. yeah I know it´s a bit gay I think I really got affected being in there for so long. So I put it under my shirt and we take off, people laughing at me thinking I´m far or something.

On the way back home me and my friend spot this amazingly and gorgeous girl, big blue eyes, dark hair, high heels..everything about her was soo, u shuld have seen her.. Like I victorias secret model.. We literally stood there staring at her drooling for minutes! She was surrounded by high class men that had a Ferrari in front of a club, like in a closed outside area.. My only thought was, “Okay dude, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO GET THIS GIRL”, and I couldn´t get in to the bar/ club where she was because it was exclusive and you needed a special invitation to get in.

My friend looks at me and say, “IF you can take this girl home with you, I will put my name that you are world´s best PUA!”, I was like, “Uuhh fuck! Fine give me 30 minutes!”.. So he laughed and went home to our place, he didn´t really believe that I could do it.. Fortunately we had an apartment down-town close to the party area, so it made it much more easy to pull girls home.

So I go to the nearest 7/11 and get something to eat, hoping that this girl will go out from the club ASAP.. And yeah I´m still walking around with that stupid big pillow, people looking weird at me hehe..

I start walking back to the club and there she´s is walking out of the club with her girlfriend… Soo I ruuun after them and yell, “Waaaait girl, waaaait!”… And they stop looking scared at me, and then the other girl says, “What´s up anything wrong?”, and I was like: “Yeah! Your friend (about mu target), she forgot her pillow, I´m Strawberry her private psychiatrist”, they both laugh and being like WTF? So I look at my target and say, “I´m going to kick your ass, I´ve been looking everywhere for you! How many times have I told you not to sleep outside without your lucky pillow?”….she was almost cracking saying: “Seriously who are you?”, and I´m like, “C´mon don´t be embarrassed about me in front of your friend”, so I get closer to the friend´s ear and say while my target is laughing, “She has been my client for over a 1 year now, she just has issues with her long-term memory. And sometimes she thinks that she´s the fairy from Peter Pan, you probably didn´t know that huh?”.. I never forget how much they laughed, so the friend receives a call and had to leave and say, “Gotta go now, I´m gonna leave you with your psychiatrist”..

So the friend leaves for a cab and and now I´m there alone with the hottie and she asks me, “Who are you anyway, and what is it with that big pillow?”… so I get close to her with a serious look and say, “Did you forget our date? Our deal was You´re supposed to sleep at my place and u told me you loved big pillows so I brought you one”.. and she´s like whaaaaat? And then I go, “But listen don´t expect anything is going to happen, I don´t do girls the first night. So I´ve made sure to clean the Kitchen table so that you can sleep there, to make sure you don´t doing bad stuff while I´m asleep”… And then she goes, “Your kitchen table? Woooow that´s soo generous of you!”.. Then I´m like, “Yeah I know, I hear that often.. Anyway where´s the Ben & Jerrys? Didn´t I tell you to bring some with you? Why do you always forget stuff that I tell you to do?”… now she finally starts playing along, “Ooh I´m soo sorry you know that I have problems with my memory”… So I laugh and I say, “So what´s your name today?”..

She gives me her name, and I start building some comfort with her and ask her where she was heading at.. Apparently she was on her way home.. So I was like, “It´s only 3am lets be a bit adventurous. Are you spontaneous?”, and she´s like, yeah I am… I take her to the nearest bench where we sit and talk about how our night was.. Then all of a sudden I ask her, “When is your birthday because I want to know what kind of person you are?”.. and she answers, “19th of November (she was 26)”, So I continue with, “Ooooh so you are a goat!!”… and there she laughs again, so I give her a kiss on her cheek and tell her that it´s okay to be a goat and you look like one too with that hair you got.. She was like, “shut uup, why you being so mean”…. So I put my arm around her and push her close to me, I clearly now feel attraction going on now.. so I look your deep in the eyes and say, “I think we will get beautiful kids together don´t you think so?”, and she was like “What?!!”, I´m like, “Yeah seriously, If they get my dark black hair and your left tooth!”… She looks at me confused and say, “Ohh what do you mean? Are my teeth not cleaned?”.. So I tell her I was kidding and now we hug each other and talk about different kind of stuff, and I of course tell her about myself..

Couple of minutes later, I take my phone up for fun pretending as if I´m talking to someone and say, “Hi, Oh yeah I found her! Yeah, yeah she´s here trying to hit on me and tell. But I´m taking her with me home now”… she was like laughing and hitting me at the same time.. This girl was definitely playful and had nice humor, there was definitely a good vibe between me and her.. So go with, “Do you like Ben & Jerrys?”, and she ´s like, “Can´t keep my hands away from it!”, me, “ Let me guess, you love Cookie dough?”, and she goes, “ MY FAAAVORITE”..

Now i´m thinking , Games on baby… so I say, “Let´s go to my place and eat some, it´s 10 minutes away walking and you get the chance to meet my 2 penguin kids I have at home”.. She laughs and agrees to go home with me..

Where at my place now, take our jackets off.. she gives her jacket to me expecting I would be a gentleman putting it in the closet for her.. So I look at it and throw it on the floor.. then she´s like, dude you´re mean..

We go into the kitchen and guess who´s in there eating, yes my friend who didn´t believe that I could get.. So he look at me, then at her, at me, then at her like as if he woke up from a nightmare, and then he goes, “Bro you are siiick!”.. So there we are chit chatting having some fun, eating some Ben & Jerry´s that I had bought earlier that day… Ohh yeah, Ben & Jerry´s is a very good reason to bring girls home with you!

So there we are and by the way, I made her sit on my lap… My friend decides to go to sleep because it was a looong night.. So we´re all alone by now and then she asks, “What was all that about before your friend looked at us as soon as we came in?”, Then I was like, “Ohh you really don´t wonna know”, and she starts pushing me, like come ooon tell me… Then I go, “Well fine, but just don´t hit me. Deal?”, she´s like, “All right deal”… I continue, “There´s something I didn´t tell you, before I met you, I saw you smoking outside the club with some top gun guys. And I told my friend than I won´t gonna leave withour taking you home with me. Soo here we are 30 minutes later”… She was like, “Ohh my God, you´re a baad guy!”, and I was like, “Yeah you have no idea!”… and she gives me this kinky look and say, “Soo do you always do the psychiatrist thing to bring girls home and feed them with Ben & Jerrys?”, I look at her and think deeply how I should handle her shit-test, so I reply, “Do you always test guys like this before you sleep with them?”… And then she was like, “Ohh you´re good”… I smile to her and lock deep eye-contact and say, “Do you feel you´ve only been knowing me for 30 minutes?”, and she was like, “Noo, not at all!”… I love this question when you´ve build deep rapport because it really makes her feel that she´s been knowing you for long time, it just eliminates LMR for good.. And think about it, isn´t it normal for a girl to have sex with a guy that she knows already rather than just a stranger? It´s all about planting the right thoughts in people´s minds I think, and having a solid belief that you are not manipulating them, but rather you are giving them an experience they´ll never forget…

I feel it´s the right time to kiss.. So I go for it! It´s getting pretty intense and we are both getting VERY aroused. I move my hands down her tits, and slowly reach down to her pussy. BAM! She moves her head away and say, “Woow, easy.. I´m not that kind of girl”…. Instead of being affected by the rejection I pretend like NOTHING is wrong, stay calm, pause a couple of seconds and say, “I know, that´s exactly why I´m so attracted to you.. Onenightstands is not the coolest thing you know? What comes easy goes away easy.. There´s something about you I can´t resist, I think it´s a good idea if you went home”…. Weird enough this made her more horny and she kissed me again and said, “I don’t know what you are doing to me, I´ve never been with a guy that was this younger than me”… And I was like, “Life is an interesting journey, u never know where it takes you, just flow with it”… She´s now laying over me and humping a bit, and then I thought fuck, all the rooms are occupied with people sleeping in them EVEN the damn living room.. What to do? So I thought to myself and then I stop kissing her and say.. “Ahh I smell so much of smoke, I need a shower.. come with me then we can talk while I´m showering”… the reason why I want to do that is because the floor at the toilet is so nicely warm, so maybe she might get dirty thoughts to fuck on the floor!... So there we go in, I undress while she´s looking.. take the shower while we talk about all kind of stuff, and then she says, “Ohh the floor is so warm”, and I think BINGO, and say, “Yeah it´s a good place to fuck”, and she was like, “Haha yeah!”… So I walk out of the shower with a towel covering me.. I go to the door, LOCK it and start kissing her again and pushing her up against the wall.. I tell her that I´m going to turn off the lights.. she nods and surrender her body to me!.. I start undressing her and theeeeen, KNOCK KNOCK!! Fuck!!.. My friend is outside and says, “Brooo I really need to shit!”… Soo not sexy, we laughed soo much it kind of ruined the sex SPAM.. So we let him in go in to the kitchen kiss more, wait until he was finished shitting, went back to the toilet, sprayed loads of parfume and had sex.. This was the first time in my life I had been with that HOT a girl and that older than me..

This is what I learned: The ultimate secret behind closing. ASSUME with no doubt that you already have the girl and go for it! I understood that in order to get the girl I had to behave as someone she has already been seeing for a while. Second thing, if a girl gives me a rejection, I will never ever show ANY reaction as if something is wrong.. but just - Pause, Agree partly with her, eliminate objection and continue closing.. Like SALES!! I love this Game of Life

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