This is a funny story. It was a fuck up, but I couldnt stop laughing. appreciate any input!

Part1:Secret handshake
I went to a bar with a few friends last night that had some kareoke thing goin on. Uninterested after 5minutes, I go outside and theres a few people just talkin and chillen. Then I see this HB sittin down at a table textin someone, so I go sit next to her and say "hey whats up my names mike" and she says her names jen and we shake hands. After that I smiled asking her if she wants to learn a cool secret handshake I just taught someone else inside. EXCITED, she says yea. so I then do the following with her:

1:10-1:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFOW5Kwe ... r_embedded

The thing is though, I told her to do it 15 times with her eyes closed, and once she started doing that I walked to the the door that goes inside and stared at her (along with everyone else. LMAO). once she opened her eyes i laughed a bit with everyone else, and went inside. hahahaha. 30 seconds later she comes in laughing telling me "i hate you! that was completely fucked up!!" and im just smiling and gigling while she walks away. haha.

Part2: "Mah Dick"
10 minutes goes by and I notice while drinkin with my friends that the HB i was talkin to goes outside with one of her friends. So now Im thinkin in my head, ok i'll go out, talk to her and her friend, isolate her, then number close.
Soon as I step outside and go by the table the HB is at, her dick friend comes comes over and everything goes like so:

dick: What are you doing out here?
me: it was noisy in there
dick: go back inside. no one wants you out here.
me: uhh no. my names mike btw, whats yours?
dick: my name is. "mah dick".
me: hahaha. your mah dick?
dick: yea. and shes not gonna talk to you. that was a MEAN trick you pulled on her.
me: eh? i dont know who your ex bf was, but he didnt spank you enough, now let me talk to jen
dick:-fire in her eyes- NO. she doesnt wanna talk to you! I know what car you drive so you better go back inside right now
me: you must be the leader of the group (not sure where i was goin with this..)
-friend josh comes outside-
josh: hey mike im almost up to sing
me:hey josh, come here i wanna introduce you to.. mah dick (hahaha)
josh: your mah dick?
dick: yes. now tell your friend to go back inside before i beat the fuck out of him
-friend scared walks me inside-
me: see you again when i take a piss mah dick!! (hahahaha)

after that i go inside get the death eye from mah dick for 2 minutes, and the few girls who were with her leave... on the bright side. mah dick is with 3 girls I dont even know. hahaha.

The thing is i didnt know how to combat this AMOG, I mean, mah dick was getting so red hahaha. any advice on how to combat a AMOG like this next time would be great.

Now go Sarge!
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