LR:Friday Night Special
Location: Old Port
Member: The_Shark, X-rated, Me
Date: 2012-11-10
So this friday, I went out at old port with The_shark, mostly for jobs stuff, I just start class for real estate and The_Shark have a background in finance so he help me with some creative ideas that I can do after my certificate. We decide to have a drink at one of the small bars around Old Port and X-Rated decide to join us. We decide to game a bit while we are there. I was not really in the mood that day, spend 7h in front of my computer to do different homework and reading a new psych book. So I start chatting a couple people just to cheers them and ask what time the bar closes. Really nothing special just to get into the mood. However, I had "The power of now" with me that night so people keep asking me what the book is about. And that really help me alot to put me in a talkative state.
At one point, X-Rated want to me to show him some dance moves that I learn recently from Dancem and AFC Adam. So I got eye contact with a mid 30s lady who look really latino. I use hand of god then start to do some cool move. The key here is the talk before she raise a complain.
Before she could say it
Me: I dont want to over do it, because there is alot of people around drinking and a spining spanish lady could be really dangerous.
She: hehe, I'm actually from Ukraine.
We start to small chat a bit exchange name then I switch off to another guy.
That guy was near the VIP table and he look like Steve Jobs
Me: omg, mate, you look like Steve Jobs and that tie totally rocks.
He thought I was sarcastic first
Try to give me some attitude.
Me: I'm totally serious, Steve Jobs is inspired me alot.
We start cheers and get into a intense conversation on Apple.
Eject after 3-4 minutes.
About 1h of social interaction later, both of my wings are in sets. So I was standing beside a early 30s looking girl (Italian looking, HB9)
I notice her gloves
Me: Omg, I cant believe there is so many people
She: I know usually there is less people.
Me: I like your white gloves, remind me of cute small rabbit, but why are you wearing them?
She: Oh I just love the style.
Me: I though you are just cold or something.
We exchange name ( which I end up forgetting at the end of the night

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Then start a little chat, about 10 minutes later, I went to join X-Rated, he inform me that he already open that sets and got Amoged by a fat guy that buys them bottle of wines.
I'm like really, dont worry, we will go back.

So I went back to that set 35 minutes later, and introduce X-Rated in, they were a 2 sets the other girl look like Stifler's Mom. XD
my target whisper to me
"He is your friend? you are kidding me..."
(X-Rated is about 2x times my age.)
She: you are very smart.
Me: Hehe, in this world, you have to be smart to survive.

I start flirty a bit with her. Mostly just to joke around.
then that fat guy comes back to our set.
I start to talking to him
Me: Hey, that is a nice tie, you know what is cool with a black tie, its fit in every occasion. Oh I'm sorry, my name is Heart.
He: in my culture is not polite to use your left hands to shake hands.
Me: Wow, what culture is that, you have a Spanish accent, where you from?
He: I'm from Perou
Me: which part?
He: South part. *****
Me: You know, one of my best friend is actually from Brezil and he is as white as you.
I start to show him pictures, Then I start to transition to talk about my brother, show him pictures of my brother then pictures of another fuck friend of mine then Pictures of The_Shark. etc
Keep him busy and happy XD
He left after telling me: Hey that is my fiancee so take good care of her.
Me: I will sir!
turn back to the girl, whisper her in the ear
Me: he's a good guy but he lied... He told me you are his fiancee.
She: No im not.
Me: I know too bad, you should talk to him, he is a nice guy.
She start to kino me. I know it is on, just need to bounce her outside and the game is over.
Look at my phone, show her the picture of my brother then I said
Me: its late I have to go soon. Let me go get my jacket.
She: yea we are leaving soon, alright let go out together.
Pull her away from her friend. Give her a little kiss on the lips
Me: that all you got for now.
Go got my jacket with X-Rated. The girls call the cab.
Some how X-rated didnt get into the cab...
And I end up with 2 girls, 1 sitting akwardly beside me the other one touching my crutch...
For a spit second, I thought I was going to get a threesome. but nah...
the cab stopped in front of a pretty modern building. OMG she is rich and hot.
Once we are in her apartment, I push her against the wall
Me: I bet you are super wet down there.
keep making out with her, guys... her boobs are fake!!
Lift her up and thrown her on the bed.
And sweet love it is.