Sunday, June 1, 2014
Ah, no fuck before sleep last night. I found myself waking in a bed I did not remember falling asleep in. Beside me lay my pFAc, staring and breathing heavily. She didn't have morning breath, which I found odd and beyond sexy. Awwwww, so adorable. Her new hair all messy and pulled. Looked like she had a good dream. The god. That Freddy Krueger effect. Dramatic dreams carrying over to real life and shit. Reality seeping in to influence dreams. I didn't cuddle her in Tatted Homie's bed after waking, because that detrusor was creeping up on my nervous system. Austin Powers. Long nap.
My soft, soft, sweet precious Fat Ass chick woke me after five hours. I thought to myself what a joy for being able to sleep so long but then remembered five isn't enough to sleep off a cokeover and hangover (the cokeover hers, the hangover both of ours).
We bounced out. Raymond was passed out on the couch, mouth open as fuck. It was a bright-ass, hot-ass day outside. pFAc drove me back to the cribbo. She had left her sunglasses inside my apartment. She came up to get them.
We chilled in my bed and got to talking. She said she misses me when I'm not around, when I don't call or text to say hello, when I'm not occupying her presence with a schlong and a sip of beer. She said she knew I was
the one when I informed her of my travels around the nation by train. She wants my pregnancy, my ring finger, a key to my apartment, conjoined checkings accounts. I want her sex
immensely, her cuddle
in balance, her affection
none whatsoever. I want her epiphyseal lines to reverse and proliferate again. I want her to surge a Robert Wadlow spurt for three years.
After a minute of all this talk, I knew what time it was. She knew as well as I did. We gots tah kissing and touchin', lickin' an' fuckin', all over my goddamn apartment.
Midway through fucking pFAc, I got a call from Girl I Used to Be In a Club With regarding our upcoming trip this week. I talked to her for about five minutes, ego boost on high. Girl I Used to Be In a Club With said I was breathing hard. I told her I was walking my neighbor's dog. She replied my building doesn't allow pets, and I told her I was up to other things then and left it at that. pFAc smiled. Oh, pFAc, if only you knew who I was speaking to.
After the phone call and busting pFAc, I cuddled with her for a minute, then got ready to walk her out. She said she still wants to come on my trip with me, but I don't know how I could swing it bringing two of my regulars. I feel bad, but I think pFAc's gonna have to sit this one out. Maybe I'll get bold as fuck and invite them both along, but Idk. I gave her my copy of
Ulysses for her to read. I'm sure she ain't gonna understand that shit. Then I walked her out and madeout with her before she left. I bounced to my parents' for the rest of the day. I hadn't eaten much the past two days so I needed to re-up. Enso and Guru were running day game, but I wasn't feeling up for it.
Overall day: banged out pFAc in some (mind you) very hot ways. (Those deets belong to VP.) None much else. I'm leaving for my trip on Tuesday with Girl I Used to Be In a Club With. We're hitting the West Coast first to check out San Fran, then mobbing north toward Portland and Seattle (to blaze summa dhat legal weed

), then east from there to Chi-Town and Boston; down the East Coast to New York, Philly, Baltimore, D.C., VA Beach, Miami and all the other FL cities; then up to Atlanta, NOLA, Houston (where I have two girls waiting for me), Austin, and maybe Denver (to blaze more legal weed). This will be one epic fucking journey regarding everything goes as planned, or possibly even more epic than ever regarding everything does
not go as planned. I'm bringing Girl I Used to Be In a Club With, but you best believe I'm taking every opportunity I gets to get away and run game. I have friends sprinkled around the country who I plan on seeing and getting my Kerouac on with. Stay tuned, players, this one should be epic.