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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:35 pm 
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Hah wow man that is smooth like butter, hope she doesnt flake on you because i think u ejected too fast.


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excellent, but dont understand why you didnt k-close..where did you go after # close? i thought you met your friends there..didnt you see her again later on?... kind of inconclusive :/
he did k close .... it says it right there ....


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Right so the weekend i went out, i bought some Ebooks and had been scanning over them whilst waiting for my mates to get ready! I Gotta say, the easlest thing about Sarging now is knowing i have a Blueprint of where the conversation is going to go!!! So here you go!

My mates were takin AGES to get ready so i went to a bar and said id meet them there! I walked through and walked down and up scanning the place When i seen a Hb8 - A petite blonde (Just my type) look over - So with the 3 second rule in mind i moved in! Opening with the "What to you think suits me better" Deoderant, Then negged her in front of her friends! Then ran the "Pick a number between 1 and 10 - 7" Routine and it worked!

Target - "Wow, Do something Else!!!"
Me - "Hey im not a performing monkey!" With a cheeky smile!
Target - "I know! Your too cute!" IOI No. 1
Me - "Well thank you! Do i get a hug with that!?"
Target - "Sure!"

As she leans in and gives me a hug, i quickly jump back with a shocked look on my face!

Me - "Hey! You just grabbed my A*se! Hey Girls!!! Is she always this forward!?"
Target - "Oh my god, shut up!" With a playful hit..... IOI No. 2!!
Me - "It would never work out between us! Your too horny for me!" With a cheeky smile!
Target - "Well i did say you were very cute!" With a Joking wink! I took this as IOI No. 3!
Me - "You look like you have something on your mind!!! Do you wanna Kiss me?"
Target - No answer, just Lunges at me with her tongue! Lol..... I took this as a yes!
Me - When she pulled away, "So is that a yes?
Target - "Hahaha well what do you think!?"
Me - "Has anyone ever told you you nose wiggles when you laugh!?? Its Cute! Hey can you help me again?! I just got a brand new phone but i have hardly any numbers in there!!! Shame isnt it! What can i do?"
Target - "I can help with that!" She takes my phone off me and types her Number in! Thank god she put in her Name aswell - cos i hadnt even asked! Lol. And if your wondering, it was Vicki!!!

!Climax!
The only way that girl could possibly be more attracted and addicted to you would be is she snorted coke straight off your dick.


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nice sarge man, one thing that would of made it slightly more perfect would of been to not ask for the hug, just say 'you get a hug for that', that way she will view the kino you give her as a reward but tbh, the above poster is right, sounds like a pull to the toilet for a f-close was on the cards

well played sir

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this is a reply to the second sarge on this thread by the Architect

I think you were doing well till you asked what she was looking for in a guy, you may not mean anything by it, but guys have asked her this before and normally use this info to try and become her ideal man. The way you should view it is that you are already her ideal man.

If you ask a girl what her ideal guy is, then they will tell you a certain type of guy, ive found that with LTRS of mine that i then become their perfect guy (i dont mean this literally, but funny, intresting, my kind of style etc, this then become their default type...if you get me). This is because girls backwards rationalise, if they are attracted to you, then it must be because of how you look and how you act is what she is looking for in a guy. Ive had old ltr's pull guys just because they look like me or share similair style to me, and this is because i have become their *default type* (i find i can still easily pull these girls again because whats better than the original?! :twisted: ). But this is something im currently field testing and may not be the case with every girl.

but i digress, another thing that may of helped is not pulling the fat girl back, it is usefull to have another girl there to say things like 'is she always like this' to, but its best to go at her lone wolf (which is difficult) than for you to pull an obstacle back in to the group and then expect her to leave you to it (which i feel is the harder strategy).

Also, you should of engaged the new obstacle (the male friend) and got an intro, and then say 'that this girl is baaad because she is saying guys who wear pink are gay' etc (not the best script but you get my drift).

future sarges, engage any new obstacles using the target e.g 'introduce me to your friend' then before giving her the chance to say anything say to the obstacle 'hey, im the Architect', then cut to routine or opinion, that way you are the center of the attention of the group and you can use the obstacle to take fatty away by saying 'this girl says you look bad in pink shirts' or something along those lines, then maybe you should be left with target eventually

just some ideas, hope it helps

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That was smooth. Congrats


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