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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:15 am 
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Wish you luck (like it really had anything to do with PU ;) ) and whats most important, enjoy your time!

Hear from you tomorrow!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 7:37 am 
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26/07/2014
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Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh buddy I'm fucking drunk. I didn't pull or anything, sadly, but I did go to the bar tonight by myself for my first time (nightclub feel) and I atleast stuck around til closing. Wooah shit I'ma fucking throw up. I'm starting to think bars are fucking bullshit. (Atleast in south shore Montreal where French is the primary language et je suis bilangue mais mon Anglais est beaucoup meilleur que mon francais and there is a fattty language barrier when music is blasting; I might try going to downtown Montreal for the rest of my stay here). I still had fun though, showed up a bit early to an almost empty bar and opened a few sets then went on to making male friends and got a little too drunk for pick up. I'm not gonna give up on the bar scene because it is making me a lot more comfortable with strangers but at my level I gotta say it's real hard to pull. When I wake up though Ima day game it like a motherfucker and try out my new strategy. My eureka! It better be a eureka. EUR-FUCKING-EKA!!!!!! Sorry I'm just drunk and getting amused over nothing. God ima puke, I didn't drink to lose social inhibition(if that made sense) I was just having fun. But either way I know I want to master the shit out of day game for getting Quebec pussy and for when I go to university. I have a feeling that's gon be day game paradise. And I'm gonna fuck up the club/bar game by creating and mastering social circle/party game. C'mon fellas thats where it's at. It has to be. I hang out with some real cool dudes and they get the sexiest bitches through friends and at parties.
So in September that's what I'll mainly focus on but until then I'll do what I assume most of you guys do.... Cold approach at a bar.

BittyBanger bout to spew some shit out the stomach and go to bed.
Reese's peeeaaaaace bitch


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:09 am 
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LOL

kid's a riot, entertaining to say the least.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:03 pm 
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^cheaaa buddy...
One day, a few months down the road, this thread is gonna attract more readers than 50 shades of grey.

It's also gonna be so explicit (I hope) that you can jack off to it.

Ooooooh ooooooh oooooh! What the shit I just noticed I only shook hands with the president once since I been living here. Fucking eh my heads in the game


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 7:54 pm 
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26/07/2014
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For the first time since I created this account, I'm having real conversations with the girls I open (day game). Sure I only opened two girls today but it wasn't like "hey, where's this? Oh you don't know? Fuck c'mon you have this is your city not mine. K well thx anyway". There were exceptions but that's how it use to go. Today, I was joking around, laughing, teasing, and finding out about them. The first one though, was into me but she was kinda too tall and shit, too frecklely. Maybe I'm too picky that's why I'm a virgin. But the second one was a girl from Germany who's leaving tomorow. I'm gonna stop asking for directions unless I see "the one" on the move and I'll quickly go right to direct letting her know that: ur there're oneeeeeee bababbbbbbyyyyyyyyyy <3 but fuck love so I'll never need that.

Lesson learned: the girl from Germany was fucking sexy and I should've shown interest in her before she went to meet her friend. (And no it wasn't some I have to go to the washroom kind of excuse. I knew ahead of time she was leaving soon) Bezy act on this fucking shit quit being so passive!!! Fuck!
Sticking point: I do not open sets of 2 or more during the day because I can start to feel that day game requires showing interest early and wouldn't that piss off her ugly/less hot friends?

Idk,
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:03 pm 
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Both of these conversations, I sat down at a table next to her, whipped out my phone for 2 seconds, grunted, than asked, "do you know if there's wi-fi here?".
Surprised me too but so far it starts a conversation 100% of the time at restaurant/cafeteria/coffee shop.
It's my sexy voice, body, and body language that keeps the convo going. And face!!!!!!!! Woot woot god blessed me.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:05 pm 
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...... And charisma. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:54 pm 
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27/07/2014
2:24 pm
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Ahahaha fuck my logistics man I should of planned them out a little more (oh well, next year) but then again there wasn't much I could do here. Good News: I only opened once today, but who cares, It was direct. I'm always gonna open direct from now on during the day it's scarier and it forces the girl to accept or reject but it cuts past the bullshit. (Excuse me, I gotta tell you this, I think your really cute!). Better News: After I opened, we spoke for a bit, than I offered an instadate (Hey, I've got a bit of spare time, wanna go grab a coffee?). It fucking worked!!!!! Ahhhhh I'm learnin bitchezzzzz I'm learning. The shitty part: This girl was also from Germany (she was 25 and here for a work conference), and her flight back is tonight at 11:00 pm so I didn't bother asking for a number and Instead tried to see if we could go to a park or something (switch venues.... again, what are the odds? Idk...?help?) close to my apartment (Which is far as fuck by the way) so I could then take her home and... Bang bang! but nopeeeeee )': What I Could've Done: Made a statement or 2 other than my direct opener (She had a cute accent, why didn't I let her know?). I could've talked more about her and have had a more emotional conversation (I'm sure it will come with time. Also, I have to say this was my first time on anything like a date). I could've also maybe held her hand while talking but then again the conversation wasn't really on an emotional level so I don't think it would really work. Worse Part: she gone for ever boys )':

I know the point in day gaming is having a short fun conversation, maybe an instadate (short and fun), then go for the number and get the fuck outa there but she was leaving right?, so I went about it a bit differently. Either way, thx to "game" I've had another first in my life and It was a fun experience.

Let's do it again!!!!!!!!!!
BittySoonToBangHer,
Oooooouuuuuuuuttttttttttt!


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:07 pm 
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Just opened an other girl like 10 seconds after pressing "submit reply".
I now have a sticking point, It's happened a few times now: what do you do when the girl is eating, it seems rude to just sit down in front of her cause she'll have a mouth full of food and it's also annoying (maybe rude?) to just tower over her. So I just left early saying I didn't wanna be rude (she was also not as hot and I thought and I am not gonna kiss, fuck, love a girl unless she's like..... Perfect or next to it).

But what should I do in the future?


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:21 pm 
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Be more balsy. It doesn't matter how idiotic your opening is, if she laughs your good. For instance you could have said "I like the restaurant you choose".
Don't be too picky, you can flirt with her if she is ugly, you don't have to close. You can build your skills and self confidence, network (maybe has hot friends!) etc.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:26 pm 
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28/07/2014
12:12 pm
Longueuil, QC

Ahhh I feel like shit today. I'm leaving soon. I don't have much more than 2 weeks left in this city. Before the 16th of august I'm gonna have to go back home. Leave my city of firsts? Fuck that.... Last year I lived here for a bit I got my first Job, My first Apartment, I, for the first time in my life, made new friends from scratch, then I came home. Did Nothing... Now 2 weeks ago I came back... I started cold approach, I went to my first bar (went 3 more time), Last week I got my first kiss, and yesterday my first minidate. The point is.... If this is my city of firsts, what will happen if I go back home a virgin who has never dated a girl. I need those two firsts... I need my first date, and my first lay. I need it, I need to walk home with a girl while her heads rested on my shoulder, I need to fuck her hard, wake up, and only that morning can I convert my $ to drugs and head back home. Not a day sooner. Look, GOD, I must get laid, I will get Laid, I CAN'T NOT GET LAID. I'd rather fucking die... So this shit has to happen soon or I'm throwing away an other year of college to not leave my city of firsts!
BittyBanger.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:03 pm 
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30/07/2014
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Man direct approaching takes balls. I should but don't approach every single hot girl I see. I have nothing to do other than "sarge" but I don't do it 50 times a day although I could. And then, my biggest problem, I can say an opening line, sure, but after the opener, yes I still have good body language and I speak load and clear (I fuck up a few words but I'll nail that), but the conversation is choppy, it's sloppy and I don't know how to build attraction and comfort. How do I build attraction and comfort? Plz someone Help me. My conversations with fucking beauty's that I wanna drag home and fucking rape are dry and they don't feel like those thoughts are running through my head. They should be if I want to drag them home and fuck their cute little asses. I won't call it "interview style" but it's pretty fucking close. (Talking about bullshit you know)

I SHOULD OPEN EVERYSINGLE BABE I SEE, UNDRESS HER WITH MY EYES, LOOK HUNGRY (not disgusting), ONLY THINK "I wanna fuck I wanna fuck I wanna I wanna fuck" THE WHOLE TIME I'M TALKING TO HER AND TRY AND TAKE IT AS FAR AS I CAN, HOME.

Neeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxt!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:52 pm 
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01/08/2014
11:35 am
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Unnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhh motherfuckers UNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHH!!!!!! BittyBanger banged a fucking bitty. No more Virgin, No more Chirping the boys in the Bay can't say shit I'm an equal now. No more "possibly gay" jokes, no more feeling uncomfortable when the boys talk about girls worrying that I'm about to hear virgin jokes. Joke all you fucking want I ain't a virgin bitchezzzz. God today is awesome fuck I'm awesome I didn't even do 1 drug yet today and I'm high as fuck. Oh, and I fucked a cute, young redhead! A cute, young REDHEAD! Those are hard to come by. (Now all I have left is blonde brunette, Asian, black girl) We made out and fucked til we passed out and then, I woke up to the most beautiful, inspiring, validating sight. Being in an girls bed while her sexy, sleeping, naked body is pressed up against mine. My First time. She was my first time and I'll never forget it. A redhead..... Hahahaha I love me. Montreal really is BittyBangers City if Firsts.

I'm out doe,
BittyBangedHer gone.....


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:40 pm 
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02/08/2014
5:25 pm
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I've stumbled across a huge fucking nugget of 24kg. It's so huge and pure I could mould it into a better version of Thor's hammer.... Without a freaking smelter. Now yo, I know this will piss off some PUA's, but sarging has to be one of the stupidest and unhealthiest things I have ever done in my life. However, with that being said, playing this "game" and aspiring to be a master of the "pick-up arts" WAS, no fucking doubt about it, the best and most rewarding experience of my life. But once again, fuck the pick- up arts. Fuck anyone who calls me a condradictory hypocrite, and put a fucking bullet in my brain if I ever try to pursue this shit full time again. It was sooooo expensive, no ones gonna pay me for these articles. It was soooo tiring, so exhausting, so discouraging and lastly, soooooooo fucking bullshit. If I was a girl, I would never sleep with a sleezy fuck approaching and opening every HB6-6.5-7-7.5-8-10 (lol what the fuck is wrong with saying cutie huh?) he see's, tries to AMOG her friends and ruin her relashionship with boyfriend destroyers. Meanwhile, half of the things he says to trick the girl into "having a connection" he read off the internet and tells every other girl he's attracted to the same thing. And don't forget the 2-3 lines he uses to destroy LMR OR ASD. Look, fellas, I used none of those thing and got a, wait for it...... SNL. <=== hahaha I got em all now right?) An SNL with an HB8.5-9. Hahahaha what the fuck am I saying I went to a bar with my boys and had a one night stand with a cutie readhed I met there. Try speaking like that boys, I understand and relate to it better and you don't sound like keyboard jockeys. With all that said, I do not want to insult all the normal guys who just genuinely want to understand women a bit better... Don't we all? But acting like a fucking pussy craving hellhound from nazi zombies who would destroy her boyfriend and out alpha her friends? Haha fuck you bud suck a dick. I hope I see ur pussy ass AMOGing me I'll laugh in ur face bruh. It's unhealthy man stop it plz bro stop it. Why not live a life that attracts women. Why live your life hoping to attract? Attract bro! Attract! I started full time sarging 2-3 weeks ago in my new city, Montreal, and guess what... I'm going back home to my city of population 52,000 tomorow..... fucking tomorrow man... fuck sarging man fuck it I mean it FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKK IT! "What BittyBanger, why would you leave a city with 10 HB's per street corner for a city with 10 HB's???" Cause your fucking stupid bro. I am done with this ridiculous adventure, although it has gotten me my first friends, first kiss, and first lay. And gave me the confidence to go to my first bar (alone + with friends). Actually it made me more confident overall, but I quit a roofing job, spent 1000$ and left the bay.... Left the fucking bay for this? Terrible..... Just fucking terrible and as much as I'm enjoying life right now because of those last 2 weeks, fuck em, fuck every moment of those 2 weeks except for the ones I'll REEEALLLLY remember. I'm going home to learn to wakeboard, play basketball, focus a lot more on rapping. (A little more lyrical skill and i'ma blow up I'm awesome at sticking a big entertaining "fuck you" at the world), learn to cook, learn to dance, help my dad build shit around the house, make new friends, strengthen the friendships with my current ones, etc. I'm gonna do what's fun. Yes talking to random girls is fun and exciting but.... Every single HB?!? Suck a dick. Fuck you. I hope u never succeed, bitch. It's wrong and disgusting. From now on I'm only gonna approach the girls who are worth approaching. And I mean like hand me a fucking gun and a casket if I let this girl leave my sight before knowing who she is and when can we meet again. "But BittyBanger, how are you going to attract her without having mastered game?" Because fuck you there's nothing to master.... AA maybe? That's it....
You want to know what skill I left out so far? Because it is the most important.... Rapport. Rapport is planet earth's and homosapien's most important skill in 2014. And not just with your little HB's boys, with everyone...... With that C.E.O in the elevator... U gonna just whistle til u get to your floor? I can tell you now once I master rapport.... I will get laid more than mystery, style, matador, gambler, I'm out of names I don't fucking care. Rapport Is the most important thing in life...

Attracting Girls (As simple as it Gets)
- liveyour version of the good life (all that shit I was talking about earlier)
- rapport needed
- use some kind of push-pull (don't be needy)
- you must make the first move (hahahahahaha too bad pussy)
- make her feel safe and comfortable when she's with you
- kino (must escalate til sex)

^^^^ I honestly cannot think of any other way..... All of this "game", that you break down into billions of little pieces all ride along those 6 principles. Now just customize for your liking. I now want to believe I have posted one of the most important posts on this site. It might cure the idiots. Remember, a guy who lost his virginity about 40 hours ago and who got his first kiss last week told you this :)

BittyBanger


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:52 pm 
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While there are some people out there that do use what they learn for the negative there is actually an even larger amount of individuals that actually use what they are taught as a way to find the woman of their dreams or if not, as a way to create a way better lifestyle, as suggested by "Style" in the book "The Game" by Neil Struass, he also says to treat it like a glorified hobby.

You don't need to spend money at all! There is so much free material out there that anyone can learn, from youtube, blogs, websites and free Ebooks.

A great way to chill out as recommended by Ross Jeffries is when you freeze up upon seeing a gorgeous women, slightly bend your knees about an inch or two and exhale at the same time then go up to her and see yourself through her eyes as a hot stud that she wants to bang, then you know she wants you just as much as you want her.

This is a way to get rid of the massive surge of energy that you get from this situation which needs to be expelled and why not ground it like an electric circuit because the more chilled out you are the easier it is to think, watch your body language and generally talk to women.

D4sh out. :D


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