| I'd rather kick Vince Vaughan's ass than hang out with him personally.
I wasn't trying to dissuade you from talking to them because they are celebs, I'm dissuasing you cuz they are haughty unskilled douches. I feel like going up there and adding to their celebrity quality by trying to talk to them is demeaning.
You ain't no pariah, and they are no brahmin, this is the USA, they are no more important than you.
And their image sucks, its not like Vince Vaughan is super attractive and stacked.
Or Drew Barrymore is anything more than a shoe in actress celebutante.
I'd give you props if you just slapped Drew's ass, and say, "Hey didnt you serve me up at IHOP last night girl? I remember you, Wendy, right?"
NOW THAT, is playing dumb.
Props for trying, I just think Vince Vaughan is a shit actor, and you can tell by how seeing him up close that he is like a gigantic crying vagina, so who gives a fuck.
I would have said to him, "Yo man, you can't hear me, I just asked you a question."
For real, if their body guard grabbed you, you should have just beat him the fuck down.
You'd have been a celeb then lol. Wait till the Paparazzi sees you knocking his trick ass body guard out, and then busting Vaughans face open, and going home with Barrymore.
Better yet, just tell Vince Vaughan you think he is sexy bitch and you could at least buy him a drink before you make him go down on you.
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