Hey guys,

This is one of my favourite field reports, I thought i'd share it as my first one on this forum.

I don't tend to post these that often but I just had to share my day 2 with you all. Not much to learn but what a day. As many of you know I have a weakness for cute little oriental girls. So last year just before xmas I see this very cute girl walking in the opposite direction to me, and got her by going direct. I've summarised my direct close, as I don't think i've posted it before. Personally its given me the best success rate out of the different direct methods I've tried.

I initially walked past without saying a thing to her, then commented to my wing, who was with me at the time that she was incredibly attractive, and If I had more time I would have gone for it. (We were both on our way to teach at a bootcamp) my wing said, who cares if we are late, you want her, get her.

Who could resist when its put that way?

So back I trot. (This could be seen as neediness, but if you frame it right in your head, going back to a girl can be used in your favour, I've had this discussion with another wing, whos seen me do it before in Borders bookshop.)

I approach her with a quick tap on the shoulder than speak.

"Hey, I really only have a few momments, but I saw you walking past and thought you looked interesting."

Go to walk away..

"Anyway Listen, I really have to go to this meeting, I would like to text you though, whats the best way to get in contact with you?"

She couldn't get her number out quick enough. Cute chick, nice figure, beauty technician. strong japanese accent. Perfect!

And so that was it, I invited her to a club one day, with about 20 other HB's spent 20 mins chatting to her, and then went off with another girl.

Then a few weeks later I felt I could do with a change of scenery, so I text HBJapanese.

Hey cutie, Wanna go clubbing tonight?

She says yes, I organise her guest list entry but don't bother to turn up. Next day I text her to see how her night was. She responds

" very good but I didnt see you!"

I respond "nah I was too busy with work, however we can lunch on thurs if you like?"

And so the stage was set.

Everything was prettymuch to book. I tuck her under my arm, we fluff talk, I kino, I stare at her arse. she pulls me up on it, I tell her not to be ashamed of a cute arse. She tells me off again, i do it again etc.

Then we head to St James park to see the scenery and to get caught in the rain apparently. (Any girl that will romantically walk with you in the rain at a slow pace taking in the scenery as if it isn't raining wants you. - Extract from the school of the bloody obvious IOI's)

Then it starts!

We are walking past buckingham palace, by the guards... daylight... in the rain.

HB Japanese: I think you are handsome
AFC AdamLondon: I think you are cute

HB Japanese: Lip service?
AFC AdamLondon: *CHOKE* I'm sorry what?!?!
HB Japanese: you know Lip service... you understand?
AFC AdamLondon: Erm... I think so

HB Japanese: You don't understand.
AFC AdamLondon: i think I do
HB Japanese: come with me...

She proceeds to walk towards the park.... Naturally I follow.

HB Japanese then pulls out her english-Japanese translator. Punches some buttons into the screen, and pulls out an answer


FLATTERY!!!

AFC AdamLondon: Yeah yeah thats what i thought you meant Grin Hug and triple K routine.

Man LMFAO!!!! I literally wanted to piss myself with laughter. Soo hard to keep a straight face. But bugger trying to explain that situation to her.


Then literally 3 mins later we walk past a childrens playground and she stops to point at the toilets.

HB Japanese: brothel?
AFC AdamLondon: *muffled laughter* Tee hee hee.. I'm sorry what?
HB Japanese: Brothel?
AFC AdamLondon: No, its a Toilet.
HB Japanese: Brothel
AFC AdamLondon: Well sometimes I'm sure it is... but honestly its primary use is a toilet
HB Japanese: Sorry?
AFC AdamLondon: it's a toilet.
HB Japanese: No not toilet.. Brothel... on tree!
AFC AdamLondon: OHHHH BLOSSOM!!!!

HBJapanese: Yes romantic. Grin
AFC AdamLondon: yes, yes it is...

Man soo funny.

I just had to share!


AFC AdamLondon