| Saturday, I went to a concert in a town I do not live in. A local band at a small bar in a very small faming town. I opened up several sets using the 5 oceans opener, had good conversations, and made all the girls I talked to laugh. Unfortunately all but 2 were married.
Of these 2, one I moved immediately from 5 oceans to the cube routine. She let me use it, and it was very accurate according to her, but she had a single flower that was black and right up next to the cube. I interpreted that to be she had a kid, and she wasn't close to it. Turned out she had given up a child for adoption when she was a teenager. So I essentially had made her uncomfortable with the routine, and after a short conversation she just walked away.
The other girl asked me and my friends who we were as we were leaving the bar for a minute to put something in my truck, and I responded with the coolest kids in town. We had a short conversation about the town, and the band, and I was funny cocky, landed negs, and got her to hit me on the shoulder, hug me, and hi five me a few times, without my prompting any of them. Later back inside I ran the five oceans opener on her when I seen her again, and she went and started asking people for me. So I naturally just kept socializing and flirting with other women until she came back with an answer. Then I was like "you actually went around and asked everyone till you got an answer? and she said "Yeah, I know everyone, I am the coolest ever." So I said "Oh no, I'm the coolest kid in your town." She interjects "Whatever, how come you didn't know and I had to ask people for you?" SO I say "Well I'm more cool cause I just used you to work the crowd, and find out the 5th ocean, while I stood here enjoying my beers." We talked some more, and she gave me her number.
I'll probably never call her as I don't live in her town, but I think I accomplished something none the less.
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