Two night ago saturday night. I was at a club with a friend of mine and we saw a group of girls. 3 of them were ok but there was a hb10 just leaning against the bar. So i told my friend to just play along with whatever i say cause hes not familiar with the pu game and the last thing i want is my wing calling me out on my opener:)
So i aproach the set and i opened with
Me- hey i need a female opinion on something. My friend here just dumped his gf cause she had a problem with him having pics of his ex on his fb. I think maybe the girl had a point but he has no regrets. What do you guys think?
((I included my friend in the opener so he can join in on the set and not be bored while im trying to pick up a girl. Also i think that by saying he dumped her rather than make a change in his life, it sort of raised his status with the girls.))
So they start giving their opinions and what not and a nice little debate sparks up. My friend joins in and the girls are talkative. However hb10 didnt say a single word. I dont think she even acknowledged me.
So after about 5 mins or so the jealous gf debate calms to a hold and instead of letting the conversation die down i started another topic.
Me- ok you guys seem opinionated. Let me ask you this. How do you feel about a guy wearing a thong?
The girls start laughing imidiately. At this point hb finnaly got out of her shell. She turned to me
Hb- omg youre wearing a thong arent you? ((I sorta felt like this was a neg on her side towards me))
So i played a neg at her
Me- youre really interested in my underwear arent you. Behave hun. Im not asking about your underwater. You could be wearing boxer shorts, as long as you keep that dress on its not my concern.
Maybe i went too far with my nag. She turned her head and she was quiet again.
So we talk about the thong thing with the other girls for a couple mins, after that i do the best friend test to a couple of her friends. They ask me how i guessed that they had the same parfume on. And then i switch to that 'read your mind' routine.
Me- cause either you have the same parfume on or one of you has put too much of it. Im kidding ,i can read minds thats how i knew.
So i play with her friends for a bit. And all the while hb seems like she isnt a part of this group. She just didnt get involved in any of the convo. I turned to her and i told her.
Me- so you look interesting. Why do you look like you hate everybody?
Hb- i dont hate EVERYBODY. ((She said it with emphasis on EVERYBODY as if she was implying its just me she hates. This was a cold disqualifier from her to me))
Me- well i guess looks can can be deceiving. You see i can read your friends minds but i can see nothing in you. Im gonna try tho. Think of a number from one to ten.
Hb-.. ok..
At this point while i had her attention before she got back under her rock (metaphorically) i tried to put a demonstrator of high value here. I thoight if my openers dont interest her, a story might.
Now a quick input on my story. That day i was walking by city hall and i saw a trampoline behind the city hall building. A big trampoline in the yard of city hall. Idk what it was doing there ,maybe the mayor is suicidal so they keep a trampoline under his office window just in case he jumps. Jk. But i used that trampoline to make a whole dhv story.
Me- oh damn..you see that guy? ((Pointing at a random dude with muscles and all)). You nuber is 7 btw. Ok listen. Last weekend this girl i know from chicago was coming here. She works as a dancer in clubs so she had a gig here. And when i was in chicago we hooked up once and i stayed at her place for a couple days so i told her to call me if shes ever coming to tampa. So she came over and we went out and we got wasted. So shes like 'take me to your place'..but i didnt feel like going home yet so i tell her come with me. I saw a trampoline behind city hall today lets go play with it. So we go to city hall we go in the back and there it is .a big fucking trampoline just sitting there calling my name to come and play.((she giggled)). So we climb over the fence and we get on the trampoline and we start fooling around. And all of the sudden like 6 guys start popping out of the building. Like one of them jumps out of a bush , another one from a window... they surrounded us pulling their guns 'put your hands up! Get off of the trampoline '
Hb- omg! They were security
Me- well that guy was one of them and then there were 5 other clones of him. So i get of the trampoline the girl is putting her bra on ,these guy are pointing guns at us. It was a mess. And im just thinking like what comes next. Are they gonna give me breaking and entering or terrorizing a public property..i dont know
Hb- so what happened?
Me- i dont know why i thought of it, but i started acting like i dont speak english like im a tourist or something. I started talking gibberish italian
((Shes laughing. Always a good sign))
Me- i started saying like 'hey escuse..no englese..i dont a know'..and we somehow got away with it.
Hb- omg youre crazy. Well dont let the guy see you now
Me- youre kidding? This is golden. Im gonna go say hello to him tell him i had just learned english to see the look on his face.
((Shes laughing)) i tell her ill see you later and i walk off. I went to the guy cause i wanted to make sure she remembers me. I just said hi to the guy and started a short conversation with him cause i knew she was watching me and i wanted to make my story bulletproof.
So after that i hung with some people i know. And about 30 40 mins after i left her and her friends at the bar i see her and her friend passing right in front of me. Her friend was holding her hand which is weird for girls in their 20s but whatever. So i stopped her.
Me- hey you
Hb- hi
Me- dont you owe me a drink?
Hb- noo. Mustve been some other girl.
Me- oh. Well play a game with me. Ill bet you a drink that you cant answer 5 questions incorrectly.
Hb- 5 questions incorrectly?
I had to explain the concept of the 5 question game to her a couple times but she got it. So i ask her the 5 questions and she fails on the 5th. She starts laughing and punching me playfully.
Hb- do the 5 questions to my friend
Me- noo, i only do one show a night
So she bought me a drink. And we start talking and laughing and stuff. I think i bought her a couple drinks after that. And we had fun for the next 30 40 mins or so. Just random stuff. I mean after talking with her for a bit i looked past her looks and i was able to treat her like she was an ugly girl or something. Meaning i wasnt intimidated by her. I took her hand and we walked around the club. We made fun of people walking by and talked about the music and all that.
I didnt ask her for her name tho. After about 10 mins of hanging out she asked for my name. She was giving me all the necessary indicators. So i asked her if she wants to go somewhere grab a bite.
Hb- where do you wanna go?
Me- to the moon and back. Youre coming?
Hb- ok. Let me just tell my friends that im leaving.
Me- you got 3 minutes ((i smile and wink at her))
We got out of the club. We get in my car and shes playing with the radio while im driving. So i asked her if she wants to go to this one place. She says ok. I say 'noo fuck that place. Do you like pancakes?'
Hb- i love pancakes
Me- well youre the luckiest girl in the world cause i make mean pancakes. Im taking you to my place ill cook for you
She hesitated for a min. She looked away and she pulled out her phone. I think she was thinking its kinda late to go to this guys apartment. But i think she had fun so she didnt say anything.
We got to my place i make her laugh on the way there
Me- just so you know i got a vicious pit bull and vicios rottweiler at home
Hb- really?
Me- yeah and theyre really vicious to strangers
Hb- are you gonna keep saying vicious all night?
Me- ((i laughed at her joke)) yeah and i got a vicious cat and a vicious guinea pig and a vicious bird ....
Hb- do you live in the park or something? Whats with all these animals
Me- i was raised by animals. Theyre all my family. I grew up with apes and animals. Yeah tarzan was based after me((she laughs))
We get to my place and she sitts on the counter in my kitchen and i give her a glass of wine from a half empty bottle i had in the fridge. So i sit on the other chair and after a min of silence i tell here 'hey come here a sec'. She put the glass down and she got up and made a step towards me. I grabbed her hips and i pulled her to me. We started making out. Were kissing for a while and start unzipping her dress on her back. And she stopped me. But she made it kinda humiliating for me. She just put my arm down and laughed when she said 'noo no no'.. like she was trying to say 'youre an idiot for trying'.
So i didnt let it get to me. I mean she is hot as hell and i did pick her up and bring her here. I already felt like a winner. So i give her that cool off routine. I got up and i started acting like im about to cook pancakes.
So i grab the box with the pancake mix and i tell her to come in the kitchen and make the pancake mix. She started with it and i tell her
Me- you know i dont really know how to make pancakes.
Hb- what ?!
Me- yeah. Actually i wanted some pancakes and i knew i had the ingredients at home. I just brought you here to make me some pancakes.
She hits me again playfully. And she turns around to actually make the pancakes. Idk if i need to explain this but eating fucking pancakes were the last thing i felt like doing at that moment. I was just waiting for my moment to try again.
While shes turned with her back to me. I push myself against her from behind and i started kissing her neck. She turned around and we start making out again. And i knew that she can turn me down again so while were kissing i had my eyes opened and i took the pancake mix package and im reading the box.
Hb- what are you doing? ((Laughing))
Me- this stuff is actually easy to make its all on the box
((Now the whole point with reading the box was so that she would feel like she isnt the most important thing happening right now. Like im more entertained by the box then by her. That way maybe she would wanna have all of my attention and shed be willing to do more in order to get it))
So i pick her up and i put her on the counter. And i look at her. Right eye then left eye then her lips. Slowly. I touch her face her neck and her breast. She doesnt stop me. I put my hand down slowly. I touch her tigh. She hugs me. I kiss her again. I get even closer to her. She puts her hands on my shirt and starts unbuttoning. Well thats all i needed. I took her dress and her bra right there. Then i put her down. I took her hand and i led her to the bedroom. And it was done.
She stayed the night
That was i think the best pick up ive ever done. This girl was stunningly beautiful and she was a stuck up bitch for the first 20 min i knew her. Im actually proud of this.
But i know there are some of you here that couldve done it even better. So dont hold back, give me criticism, give me advice and tell me what you think i did wrong and what could be done better.
Thanks fellas
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