Last night I was at a college dance party, so I'm going from set to set using stupid openers that somehow work for me like hey it looks like the party is happening over here and so when were you thinking of including me in your conversation. That one worked the best I almost always got a laugh from the set because of the random nature of the opener and its easy to follow up with.

I eventually go back to this girl hb6 who I opened with earlier and met her friend hb7.7, her friend leaves and I do the twirl thing with the hb 7.7 that leads to grinding and I squeeze her hands to test for an ioi she squeezes back twice, we eventually make-out in the corner while grinding simultaneously , then all of a sudden she says I hvae to go back to my friends, and leaves me there with a wtf just happened look on my face, I see her friend like 2 minutes later and she's gives me her friends number as if thats useful when the hb 7.7 didnt wanna hang with me anytime after the kclose, what the hell first she gives me the full tongue job and then just ditches me, I feel used even though I initiated all of this

oh btw I told another girl I was born in antarctica and that you can find me on wikipedia, and she believed me, ahh lieing can be fun.