Well this will be a quickie report for you guys just wanted to try my hand at picking up a stripper and was successful I was happy with myself on this one.....
(It helps that I know two of the strippers in there before going they made great pivots for me)
New girl in the strip club been working two days never danced before two nights ago so I thought to myself well if there is a easier target in here I have no idea which one it would be so I told my two stripper friends sitting at the table with me I was going to go invite the new girl over and they had better tell her how awesome I was otherwise they couldn't sit at the "cool table" anymore so while the new girl was up on stage I walked up to her smiled at her and said "Hi I havn't seen you before come over to my table when you get off stage" She said ok and I slipped her $1 who cares right? Doesn't matter if I tip the poor girl I have two awesome pivots with me. Anyway she gets off stage and comes to our table and tries to sit on my lap I said whoa slow down I don't know you like that pull up a chair (I pulled a chair sitting next to me up to the table) (two stripper friends immediately told her I was their friend that we used to go to school together and I was awesome) I said so what's your name? she replied "dream" I grinned and said why because you are OH so dreamy? seriously though whats your REAL name she looked at me funny and said Angel
Me: that's interesting I suppose
Her: Most people think so
Me: (thinking dumbass you shoulda negged her but moving on)
Me: Oh yeah? Well I'm not most people....
Her: You do seem interesting may I see your hat??
(I was wearing a luck of the irish hat looks like a big green dr suess tophat if you know what I mean says luck of the irish on the front)
Me: Not untill you buy me a drink
Her: seriously?
Me: Hell yeah I'm thirsty and if you are going to come over here and try to take my money I'm gunna flip it around on you
Her: Haha are you being serious right now?
Me: Yes but I'll tell you what you can TOUCH my hat I normally charge for that too...
Her: (pokes my hat) It's soft
Me: yeah so anyways my friends here (indicating other stripper friends) say its your second day working
Her: (nods)
Me: so is there anything to you other than eye meat?
Her: Eye meat? What's that?....
Me: Well I guess there ISN'T anything to you other than eye meat
(stripper friend 1 chimes in)
STRIPPER1: He means is there anything to you other than good looks?
Her: OH! I have never heard it put that way before I'm from virginia originally I guess we use different words there or something.
Me: Virginia eh? Virginia sucks
Her: No it doesn't!
Me: oh yeah? you moved didn't you?
Her: yes....
Me: ok then it sucks but who cares right?
Her: .... so you want a lap dance or couch dance or something?
Me: well it's only your second day working so you are probably rubbish
Her: I havn't had anybody complain yet! I think I am really good?
Me: you think or you know?
Her: uh.....I KNOW!
Me: ok heres the deal I'll take a couch dance from you but I am going to be judging you
(stripper friend #2)
STRIPPER2: He is a HARSH judge too........
Me: I can't help it if I have high standards but anyway....Here is the deal I will judge you and critique you and tell you ways you can improve so you can get better tips if you aren't up to my standards. I am NOT paying for it deal??
Her: well i dont think my managers would like that....
Me: don't you worry about the management I'll handle them if they have a problem
Her: well ok it doesn't matter anyway because you will love it
(walk back to couch room)
(dances)
Her: well how did I do?
Me: (thinking should i neg the hell out of her??) (nah)
Me: Well you are about a 6.5/7
Her: 6.5/7??? Really??
Me: Yeah
Her: well how can I do better?
Me: well firstly you need to make alot more contact with your breasts on the guy it doesn't matter if you touch their skin with them or not although it's sexy so you don't have to worry about rubbing your tits all over their faces just make sure that you make alot of chest contact like this (pulls her to my body so her chest is touching mine)
Her: ok and?
Me: well guys love it when you get really close to their lips with yours it makes them imagine kissing you like this (gets really close to her lips)
Her: anything else?
Me: oh yeah guys really love it when you breath on their neck and ears...
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yeah let me show you.....(pulls her close and breaths hot breath from her neck and into her ear in a circular pattern and at the end I bit her ear just a slight bit at the top)
Her: (shudders) OMG that was AMAZING!
Me: I know (wink)
Her: let me try (tries)
Me: remember to get close to their lips too but make sure you have good breath
Her: is my breath good? (gets close to my lips)
Me: (pulls her in and kisses her)
Her: (kisses back)
(enter the bouncer)
Me: (thinking damnit)
Bouncer: you have been in here past the time are you buying another couch dance?
Me: nope
Me: (talking to her) Listen you were OK so I guess I'll go ahead and pay you but it's only because I'm not cheap you should really be paying me because I gave you all those tips....
Her: (looks at me with wanting eyes)
Me: (hands her money) Seeya later (walks away)
20 minutes later......
Her: (walks up with a $20 bill and a beer puts them on the table)
Me: (look up at her)
Her: Don't be so quick to spend that $20 my number is on the back
Me: What makes you so certain I will call you??
Her: because I'll make it worth your time
Me: well in that case I'll think about it.
Her: goodnight (exits to go get back on stage)
So I managed to make a short FR long as hell sorry guys hope you enjoyed post any ideas of how I coulda done better although I think I played it pretty damn good the stripper was a HS8
post replies I will have another FR next weekend I am sure!
~EeK
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