I was in a town away for the weekend visiting family. I am over an hour from home, but I decided to do a bunch of Tinder game.
I matched with this wild red hair girl. She looked like an 8 and we talked about Romeo and Juliet. She since unmatched me so I can't go back to the conversation :/. More on that later.
I thought she would be for sure to meet up but then there was a lull in the conversation. I told her that this would be our only night to hang out and that I was going to be deployed tomorrow. Total bs, I have long hair and piercings in my pics. I didn't hear back from her.
Then I was at my families house and was about ready to make the hour drive home, when I matched with a new girl. Fortunately she responded instantly and we were off running.
Me: You look like trouble!
Her: I most certainly am!
Her: By the way, that was one of the funniest opening lines I've ever heard.
[I disagree. I've had many girls just ignore this opener. I'll run with it though]
Me: Haha I'm trouble too. Could only imagine what kind trouble we could get in.
Her: Oh I'm sure all kinds
I then noticed her profile said she was in an open/poly relationship. I figured the best way to show her I can be open and accepting was to ask about it and be totally ok with it. It was and then I went for the meet up. It was all about logistics for 30 min and I went for the meet at her house but she said no. Switched it to Old Chicago and she was in.
I meet her there and I was unfortunately disappointed because she was bigger than first thought and now I would only consider a 6. Oh well I figured I'd stay because it might be interesting.
We get to talking and conversation just flows naturally. She is an interesting and smart girl, very open minded. She starts telling me about the poly lifestyle, how she lives with her husband and his girlfriend. We talk about the book the Ethical Slut and it is all very fascinating.
She told me that she is looking for a side boyfriend as well and I know that I am not interested in this at all. In addition I'll be leaving town soon.
After we walk outside and I am sure she wants more. I ask about going to her house, more for practice sake than anything else, but she says her kids are there. I am not surprised and thus followed up with "Wanna make out in your car." She was surprised but said sure.
In the car we make out and touch deeper. I get her to jerk me off and then I push her head down a little signaling to give me a bj. This usually works, fuck not tonight. I try again and again she says no. Finally she finishes off the hand job and I am done with this girl. Maybe an asshole move but she says that she will text me when she gets home. I know I will never text back.
Once back in my car, I see a text I had gotten from the wild red head girl earlier. It is 2:30 in the morning, but I text back, "you up?" She texts back immediately and it is on. She says I can come over to her friends house and I think it is on. You never know with these Tinder girls, but it is usually on here.
I stop by king soopers to use the bathroom and to discard my used boxer that are still wet from before. Then I head off to this new destination.
It's actually a nice townhome that I arrive at. Once inside two girls greet me. One is the red head chick. She's actually only about a 7 and this girl she's black and about a 7 as well. We talk a bit and then the girls get a little lost in their own world.
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I decline.
[MODERATOR: No illegal drug references. Read the forum rules]This happens about three times and then some dude comes over for the black chick. I am happy as this may mean its time. I get to know the red head girl but 2 min later the dude comes down all pissed.
Turns out the black chick didn't put out and was just fucking with him.
[MODERATOR: No illegal drug references. Read the forum rules] I am somewhat entertained but getting restless. Finally some other random fucker shows up.
The girls can't stop talking shit about this guy. Then when he shows up he is a total goofball. This entertains me greatly and they even mock him as he attempts a try out for the role in Jurassic World.
[MODERATOR: No illegal drug references. Read the forum rules] Finally everyone leaves me and the red head girl alone.
We talk for a while and she tells me that she uses Tinder for her amusement.
[MODERATOR: No illegal drug references. Read the forum rules] She also states how she will have them come over and do house work for them. She says how military ones are her favorite and that they are so dumb. I laugh and realize that my telling her that I deployed is what got me over there.
Then the dude that is smashing the fat girl came back and got into an argument with the red head chick. They argued about how her drug use at a night club led to some other dude getting into a fight and some other wild shit. I played on my phone and then the red head girl nudged me to get my attention.
She asked what's wrong and I said life's too short for conversations such as these. I gotta go.
And then I left. A waste of three hours but I'd like to say I learned something. Tinder is wild.
CHAT
