I got an invite from one of my friends to a New Years Eve party at a secret venue for $5. It was between that or another venue for $15 since everywhere else was going to be overpriced.

My friend is coming up in the local music scene so I figure I'll see people I know at the party from when I used to be part of the scene myself. So I went solo for the night. I ended up being the first person there so I started chatting up the bartender. I asked her how her year was and she told me it was the year of "Self Improvement". Then she began me telling me she was going to start her own personal training business and we flirted a bit, I ordered a drink and didn't tip her to see if she would still be as nice later on.

Then these two Indian girls ended up sitting at the table at the back. I approached the two set and apparently they were married. I started commenting on how they didn't look Indian, asked one of them if they bleached their skin, etc. They turned out to be cousins but looked like sisters. I told them about a cousin I had when I was younger who also looked like my brother. Then they told these beads on their forehead meant that they were married. I said I didn't believe it until one of the girls showed me her ring. They were there while their husbands were at home taking care of their kids. I said their husbands must really trust them lol. I then grabbed on the girls' hands and slid her wedding finger off then put it back on again, try to be as sensual as possible. I left their table.

A group of asian guys walked in. I said what's up to them as well just to get a momentum going and talk to everybody. Also, it would make me seem less threatening later. I then approached the hostess who had been playig music on her iphone and asked what song was playing. She told me that it was in fact the dj playing and she had just been playing music off her phone earlier. So I approached the Dj and befriended him as well. He told me his name and that he spins there every Thursday. I asked dude what was the deal with a giant wheel on the dancefloor, he told me it was for gambling and he hated it because it interfered with his sound.

After that, I made my way to a 4 set of girls at a table. I used my newfound knowledge to tell the girls what the wheel was for. This thick busty blonde girl really started to feel me. We ended up talking and slowly I introduced myself to the rest of the group. A guy came into to the set, and apparently he was the other dj. He looked familiar so I asked him some questions about the local music scene,etc. I was about to leave the group when the busty blonde asked me to pull up a chair. So I did but I purposely sat at the head of the table. We began talking but I couldn't hear her, so I attempted to isolate her from her friends and try to get a makeout session but it was still early and she didn't want to leave her friends. So I ended up sitting beside her and flirting with the other girls at the table. Then the girls decided to sit at a booth. The girls sarted dancing with each other and putting up lesbian vibes. One of the girls motorboated the bsuty blonde and looked at me in challenge, so I motorboated the busty blonde myself. The othe girl who was actually hotter then busty blone but reminded me of girl I knew elementary school kept telling me things like they were lesbians, and being a general cockblock. So I pinched the bust blonde's ass and then she really liked me. She was rubbing my back and you would have thought we were a couple. Then the girls decided to go outside for a cigarette and invited me to join them. The girls kept asking me why I was rolling solo though. I explained that I was meeting my friends there.

We go outside and now I have a whole group of girls to myself. The busty blonde tells me they're on mollies which would explain the general lesbian vibes of the other girls. I said I don't judge. One of them gave me a drag of their smoke. Then I started talking to another one of the girls who told me about a group of firebreathers. I said I was a journalist and I would love to do a story on that. i got her facebook so she could send me the link. And I hugged all of the girls in a tight circle saying we should all keep warm.

Then a local artist who I went to highschool showed up. A gave him a headnod out of respect. Dude saw I was with a bunch of girls and he's like a local celebrity. He approached one of th other girls and asked if they wanted to feel his dreads, then he went inside. I told the girl who the guy was and how there a was a lot history in the scene,etc.

We went back inside and at the table I was introduced to this skinny black dude who was sitting with two other girls. I also told dude he looked familair but he wasn't who I thought he was. Dude had seen me game a few girls and propped me. I then approached the two girls sitting down and then he told me which one was his girl. My man then told me he liked my style and he would try to get me laid.

I went around the dancefloor and saw this gorgeous balck girl at a table. I approached her but I could sense that she was taken. She let me run my game and then told me she was with somebody. I told her have a goodnight.

Then dude approached me again and told me he would help me get laid with one of the girls I was sitting with earlier. The busty blonde for some reason turned on me and then kept asking where were my friends. I told dude I wanted to fuck the busty blonde but he said I would probably have to try another girl even though the busty blonde was easy and he knew she was on mollies. He told me approach a black girl who was on her phone by herself. I told dude that was a bad idea and she could hear our onversation but I went in anyways. Dude gave me a halls and I approached.

I went up to the black girl and asked how her 2014 was. We started talking and she asked me if I had gum, I said I only have a halls in my mouth but I could give it to her if she wants. I said that was a little inappropiate but she said she didn't mind. She smiled and told mer her name was Chante, so I grabbed her hand and kissed it and said enchante. She was feeling it but told me she was with someone, I told her cool have a happy newyear and left.

I then ran into a friend of mine who I had seen in a long time on my way to the washroom. Apparenlty he was there with his mom. I said what's up and a happy newyear to him, after that the skinny black dude came to me again. He told me that the girls there I was trying to hook up with live far away. I said I know how far cause I have relatives in that area. He told me to take down his number and he said he would try to get me hooked up. Strange lol.

Then I approached another girl and I we started talking and I told her I was a journalist. I told her I was working on a story about cybertics and consciousness and she told me about some dude and his theory of cosmic consciousness. I told her to give me her number so we could talk about it more. She ended up giving me her number but my phone is a bit screw so I couldn't type up her name. I left her after that.

I ended up going outside again with the girls from the first table. Then they started talked to two foreigners and I was beginning to get pissed cause I put in a lot of work and these girls just started flirting with them for no reason. I ended up AMOGing the dude but the busty blonde was none too happy.

We went back inside and she told me that the problem was was that she didn't see my friend. So I then went on a mission to look for the dude who invited. I ended up finding him shortly after but not before asking a complete stranger if he was my friend. I wished him a happy newyear and dude asked me if I was having a good time. He was getting good vibes and it was a generally cool moment. I left dude, walked back around and ended finding my other friend's table. I introduced myself around the table and there was beer can that nobody knew who it belonged to so I said I would take it if it wasn't anybodys, the can was full. I took four sips and then other buddy popped up with his friend and apparently that was his drink. I apologized and told him I only took like 3 sips. Dude took his can drank about half and gave me the rest. I told him respect and moved to the dancefloor.

One of my friends was arguing with a girl there but the busty blonde was nearby so I took the opportunity to introduce them immediately. She seemed confused but asked dude for confirmation. Then dude left his girl and have her a tight hug. I think he still had to walk his mom home. I approached his girl and asked if she knew him, first she denied it but then I asked if she was his girlfriend and she told me they on and off again. I ended up leaving her and went back outside.

I went outside and the busty blonde was there too with her friends. My friend had just finished walking his mom back, so I tried introducing them again. My friend asked me if she was my girlfriend. I said "yes, she's my newgirlfriend" and she said no,so I put head beside her cheek to cheek and said see the resemblance. My buddy laughed.

Then my other buddy came out and I introduced him to the busty blonde as well. The busty blonde was getting tired of me so I left her and hung around my friend and his buddy for a bit. I offered to light up a joint I had in my pocket but apparenlty my buddy doesn't smoke much. So I headed back in the club.

I tried approaching the busty blonde on and off again with mixed results. She ended up dancing with some other dude but he did't get very far with her. I kept trying to talk with her but wasn't having it and would move away from me and go to the bathroom with her girlfriends. Whenever she started liking me again, her friend would swoop in take her into the bathroom and she start acting like a bitch again.

I kept moving around the room with the other girls coming up to me telling me that I was everywhere. I joked and said I was omnipresent. Then on the dancefloor, I say a former mentor of mine who is a big guy in the music scene and basically tours for a living. I wished him a happy newyear, told him I bought one of his older albums and said it was great seeing him. I went back to the busty blonde and whispered in her ear that I would introduce her to another friend and she lost her shit and grabbed me by my throat. I got her hands off me quick and told her she was being rude. I said the hands wasn't necessary and I would leave her alone but told her not to taht in the future cause that's how she's going to get hurt. After that I walked away and went back to the bar.

I talked to the bartender and told her my night started out great but it seemed to be dying down. Then some guy beside offered me cupcakes, I told him it was full of sugar and carbs and it was last thing I wanted. We then got into an argument about what was worse beer or cupcakes. I finally told dude I didn't want cupcakes and used it as an excuse to chat up the bartender again.

Then the lights in the place went on when I went back to my boys near the entrance. My one buddy was telling me about an afterparty so I told him I was down. Some dude just rolled through and he looked familiar, he was part of a youth group with me back in the day. We talked and basically I was approved to be part of the crew.

The busty blonde was in another the group behind us and I could tell she was watching me. Our crew was pretty rowdy and was trying to take photos will the club owner was trying to kick us out. We all ended up outside and took a group photo. I ended up tallking to the busty blonde from far away and said I got my smokes so I didn't need her,etc. She kept giving me this look like she wanted to hit me then cuddle with me after.

It turns out there were two after parties and I rolled with my crew. They ended up walking behind us till some guys in our crew got into a fist fight. We had to squash it and after that several memebers of our crew split up. I ended up at my buddies house and smoked a joint and went home shortly after that.

Conclusion: I realize I shouldn't have been so focused on fucking that blonde girl. I could have gotten her number instead and it probably would have been better and left it at that.

I was way too persistant. I ended up kissing two girls but we didn't really make out and got out with a phone # and a facebook contact. Overall, it was a good night, i just wish I had kept that momentum I had in the beginning of the night.