One of my encounters in the club

This girl communicates by pigeon

I went to the club in my town. As far as pickings go it was average. My wing and I met up with a girlfriend and her friends, her friends below average but her group served as an anchor while we talked to different groups of women. While dancing I spotted two girls dancing together, they caught my attention I knew if I tried to dance with them on the floor that wouldn’t have end well at all. I continued to dance, walk around talk to different sets trying to gather as much experience as possible. I got a lot of compliments on my dancing mainly from guys though. I used to be in the Bboy (break dancing for those that don't know) and I tend to go a couple round with the regulars at that club every time I go through there. Closer to closing time I find the girls sitting at a table but with one guy. In my head I know there is a 50% chance that he is the boyfriend to the girl I'm trying to talk to. My wing and I walk to the bar to grab a drink and look for more potentials to talk to. The girls show up to spots down. As I tried to make my way over to say something they move to the other side of the bar. The bartender in our location was behind making drinks. The girls had more luck at the other end. I watched from the other end as another guy tried talking to them. They brushed him off. The girls walked back to there table with there guy friend dropped off their drinks and went to the bath room. At this point I had to approach this situation in a different way. So I befriended the boyfriend. Asked why he was on his phone. He was friendly he had been babysitting the girls the whole night so he was happy to have some conversation. It took work to hold this conversation until the girls came back. They finally did and thus I was in the group. I continued to talk to all three members of the party and found out which girl was the girlfriend and which one was single. I teased the single one kept the attention on the couple and tried to make them laugh as much as possible. I focused my attention on the single one when she said that she didn't live far from me. The couple was actually visiting and they decided to go to the club. After a couple minutes I go to close the deal and get the girl's number. At this point I just asked if I could have it. She responded by saying she didn't have a phone. Now we all know this is a bullshit answer and she was brushing me off but I decided if I was going down I was going to make her look stupid first.
“Since your the only one not living in the middle of nowhere can I have your number?”
“ Sorry I don’t have a phone”
“ Wow” I laughed “ How did you get in contact with your friends that live in the country did you communicate by pigeon?”
“ Haha No” She said smiling “ I use other people's phones”
“ Oh so your a bit of a mooch”
“haha No I'm not”
“How could you not be? You have to use other peoples phone to contact your friends. At the very least your a golddigger”
“Haha well I make it somehow”
Now she changed her name in our group conversation, Her name went from Rebecca to Rachel. I took the hint. I proceed to say goodbye to the rest of the table. The boyfriend offers to take my number to give to the girl later. I appreciated the offer and I told him if a girl has to contact through sending messages by pigeon then that’s not a girl that I could talk to or plan on seeing again. The couple laughed the single's face tried to crack a smile, I might have stuck a nerve with her. At the end I didn't get her number but I did get the table on my side when it came to getting the girl. Whenever a girl gives me a B.S. Reason not to give me her number I give them crap about it. Who doesn't have a phone in this day in age? Id rather just a no instead of some stupid excuse like that one. I got some experience for next time. What do you do to handle objections? What the craziest reason for her not to give you her number?

Haha it is def a strange response. As far as BS or bizarre answers like that prob she assumes (or has had past experience with) guys would not take a straight "no" - like not respecting that she isn't interested in that step - and avoiding the straight "no" is some how easier for all involved. I have def been in the situation many times where I wish people would just give a straight answer, just say no if you feel no, ya know? I've also been on the other side where for some weird reason making something up feels easier or like safer. In the moment logic isn't always the best and reasons for that kind of response can sometimes be complicated too.

Anyway, sounds like you played this one with humor and light heartedness vs frustrations so points for that. Cool. Thx for the post.