First things first my name is Steve, I’m 23 and I’m from the city of Kingston Upon Hull.

I started sarging on Friday night. Although Hull has a bad reputation it has a fantastic nightlife and is also full of gorgeous birds.

However Friday night was horrendous in terms of woman, I only spotted one woman who I found moderately attractive (6 out of 10) and by this time I was a tad inebriated, still I thought fuck it.

She was at the bar so I walked over to her (I came in from behind which I know is bad)
And she walked off,
So I said “Where are you going, get back here” in a rather cheeky yet dominate manner and back she came.
I then chatted with her for a couple of minutes, general rubbish, by this stage every man in the place was making a move for her. However been confident in my new found abilities I walked away from her to punish her. Unfortunately this didn’t work as well as I had hoped it would, although she kept looking at me longingly she didn’t come over, but to be honest I wasn’t really interested.

And that was it for the night.

Saturday was far more successful in terms of the amount of woman who where out (thank the lord).

In the second bar which has a unisex toilet I rather foolishly put my hands under what I thought was a hand dryer when in fact it was a paper dispenser. A pretty girl (7 out of 10) did the same, so we both looked foolish when I figured out what it was. She playfully splashed me and smiled, although I kept my cool apologized and smiled at her I didn’t escalate.

By the next bar I was playing the Mr. Sociable card very well (although I was a bit uncomfortable with gesturing with my hands), two women tried chatting me up (a 6 and a 5) but they where both a bit to drunk and forward so I declined. I then spotted a super hot girl (9/10) we where stood next to each other at the bar but I couldn’t bring myself to open her even though I had the feeling that she wanted me to talk to her.

By the next place the barmaid (8/10) who has previously never said a word to me suddenly started chatting to me about how tall I am (5’10) I played along. I then ended getting measured next to a bar man, but I didn’t know what to make of it all to be honest.
The 4th bar was absolutely heaving with gorgeous birds, I continued to play the Mr Sociable card and entertain any one and every one around me. By this stage I was tipsy and for the 8th week on the bounce I decided to chat up this barmaid that I like (7/10 and a free spirit). Within seconds I had her jumping through hoops and then I said, “So why haven’t you come out with yet” (even though I’ve never bloody asked her), and then for reasons I will never understand I didn’t bloody ask her to come out with me (that must have been alcohol).
So I left that place and headed for a club which was packed to the rafters with gorgeous birds so I went on the dance floor where they all reside (I know its frowned upon by some dating gurus but you’ve got to go where the woman are).
A girl I know followed me all across the dance floor (7/10) but she is a nut case so I didn’t try it on. I then saw a gorgeous bird (8/10) with the biggest tits I have seen in my life, even though I attracted her attention, won her from a group of lads and got to feel her bazookas, I again didn’t number close or kiss her, I’m sure I just walked away from where when the club closed.

Also the next day I went to a bowling alley & this woman was just staring at me smiling.
So lads any advice/feedback/criticism would be greatly appreciated.