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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:15 pm 
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27/07/2014
2:24 pm
Montreal, QC

Ahahaha fuck my logistics man I should of planned them out a little more (oh well, next year) but then again there wasn't much I could do here. Good News: I only opened once today, but who cares, It was direct. I'm always gonna open direct from now on during the day it's scarier and it forces the girl to accept or reject but it cuts past the bullshit. (Excuse me, I gotta tell you this, I think your really cute!). Better News: After I opened, we spoke for a bit, than I offered an instadate (Hey, I've got a bit of spare time, wanna go grab a coffee?). It fucking worked!!!!! Ahhhhh I'm learnin bitchezzzzz I'm learning. The shitty part: This girl was also from Germany (she was 25 and here for a work conference), and her flight back is tonight at 11:00 pm so I didn't bother asking for a number and Instead tried to see if we could go to a park or something (switch venues.... again, what are the odds? Idk...?help?) close to my apartment (Which is far as fuck by the way) so I could then take her home and... Bang bang! but nopeeeeee )': What I Could've Done: Made a statement or 2 other than my direct opener (She had a cute accent, why didn't I let her know?). I could've talked more about her and have had a more emotional conversation (I'm sure it will come with time. Also, I have to say this was my first time on anything like a date). I could've also maybe held her hand while talking but then again the conversation wasn't really on an emotional level so I don't think it would really work. Worse Part: she gone for ever boys )':

I know the point in day gaming is having a short fun conversation, maybe an instadate (short and fun), then go for the number and get the fuck outa there but she was leaving right?, so I went about it a bit differently. Either way, thx to "game" I've had another first in my life and It was a fun experience.

Let's do it again!!!!!!!!!!
BittySoonToBangHer,
Oooooouuuuuuuuttttttttttt!

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Braaap Brap bitches that was my first and only day game success ever. Actually, up to this point its been the only time i've been on anything that even resembles a date. It was fucking weird.... hard to kino at a coffee table (or during the daytime, idk yet). but it was nice... a nice little what the fuck. thats what i call it... A little what the fuck cause I don't know what the fuck to make of it.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:18 pm 
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Just opened an other girl like 10 seconds after pressing "submit reply".
I now have a sticking point, It's happened a few times now: what do you do when the girl is eating, it seems rude to just sit down in front of her cause she'll have a mouth full of food and it's also annoying (maybe rude?) to just tower over her. So I just left early saying I didn't wanna be rude (she was also not as hot and I thought and I am not gonna kiss, fuck, love a girl unless she's like..... Perfect or next to it).

But what should I do in the future?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:23 pm 
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28/07/2014
12:12 pm
Longueuil, QC

Ahhh I feel like shit today. I'm leaving soon. I don't have much more than 2 weeks left in this city. Before the 16th of august I'm gonna have to go back home. Leave my city of firsts? Fuck that.... Last year I lived here for a bit I got my first Job, My first Apartment, I, for the first time in my life, made new friends from scratch, then I came home. Did Nothing... Now 2 weeks ago I came back... I started cold approach, I went to my first bar (went 3 more times), Last week I got my first kiss, and yesterday my first minidate. The point is.... If this is my city of firsts, what will happen if I go back home a virgin who has never dated a girl. I need those two firsts... I need my first date, and my first lay. I need it, I need to walk home with a girl while her heads rested on my shoulder, I need to fuck her hard, wake up, and only that morning can I convert my $ to *CANDY* and head back home. Not a day sooner. Look, GOD, I must get laid, I will get Laid, I CAN'T NOT GET LAID. I'd rather fucking die... So this shit has to happen soon or I'm throwing away an other year of college to not leave my city of firsts!
BittyBanger.

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Don't worry its coming boy. You don't even know it but its coming quick. Shits about to change. =D


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:29 pm 
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30/07/2014
1:46 pm
Montreal, QC

Man direct approaching takes balls. I should but don't approach every single hot girl I see. I have nothing to do other than "sarge" but I don't do it 50 times a day although I could. And then, my biggest problem, I can say an opening line, sure, but after the opener, yes I still have good body language and I speak load and clear (I fuck up a few words but I'll nail that), but the conversation is choppy, it's sloppy and I don't know how to build attraction and comfort. How do I build attraction and comfort? Plz someone Help me. My conversations with fucking beauty's that I wanna drag home and fucking rape are dry and they don't feel like those thoughts are running through my head. They should be if I want to drag them home and fuck their cute little asses. I won't call it "interview style" but it's pretty fucking close. (Talking about bullshit you know)

I SHOULD OPEN EVERYSINGLE BABE I SEE, UNDRESS HER WITH MY EYES, LOOK HUNGRY (not disgusting), ONLY THINK "I wanna fuck I wanna fuck I wanna I wanna fuck" THE WHOLE TIME I'M TALKING TO HER AND TRY AND TAKE IT AS FAR AS I CAN, HOME.

Neeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxt!

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LOLOLOLOLOL OH ELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My last post as a virgin,,,,, so dog like, arrrrrrwchk, arrrrrwchk. aoooooouuuuhhh. That was a cool story to revisit. Nostalgic Shit right there now i just want to move to Montreal again. no can do though got school. Anyways sons.... you read this far... here's your prize:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:40 pm 
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01/08/2014
11:35 am
Longueuil, QC

Unnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhh motherfuckers UNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHH!!!!!! BittyBanger banged a fucking bitty. No more Virgin, No more Chirping the boys in the Bay can't say shit I'm an equal now. No more "possibly gay" jokes, no more feeling uncomfortable when the boys talk about girls worrying that I'm about to hear virgin jokes. Joke all you fucking want I ain't a virgin bitchezzzz. God today is awesome fuck I'm awesome I didn't even do 1 drug yet today and I'm high as fuck. Oh, and I fucked a cute young redhead! A cute, young, REDHEAD! Those are hard to come by. (Now all I have left is blonde, brunette, Asian, black girl) We made out and fucked til we passed out and then, I woke up to the most beautiful, inspiring, validating sight. Being in an other girls bed while her sexy, sleeping, naked body is pressed up against mine. My First time. She was my first time and I'll never forget it. A redhead..... Hahahaha I love me. Montreal really is BittyBangers City if Firsts.

I'm out doe,
BittyBangedHer gone.....

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Woot So I fucking did it boys, 10 days after I started keeping a journal. I fuck a girl. I'm pretty fucking proud of myself idk bout you but i sure am. I still am :) and its almost been a month now. So I hope you enjoyed my journal... I know the writing's pretty sloppy but I still hope you enjoyed your last half hour reading this.

Oh yeah shit... i also wrote a lay report on this :) so once again I hope you guys enjoyed....
Pce Out


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:52 pm 
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August 1st 2014 (LOST MY FUCKING VIRGINITY)

I start the night at my boys house. At about 9:30 pm were about 10 guys in his backyard playing beerpong, smoking hash and smoking weed. I, however, did the right thing. I did not fill my lungs with the smoke that puts a huuuuuuuuuuge confidence and mental block on my shoulders. So the night started out just boys til we decided to drive (drunk) to the bar for a good time and a beerpong tournament. Keep in mind two of my friends won the last 2 weeks (had V.I.P. SPAM) and 2 other friends beat them last night. Around the beerpong tables, I had massive social proof. Knew everyone, spoke to everyone, got approached by everyone (almost). So I'm just watching the games when in the corner of my eye I see two girls giving me what I considered to be IoI's, so I approach. By the time I'm half way there I realize I approached them last week at an other bar when I went alone. (This time they got to see me with my friends and got to see how cool of a guy I am before I re-initiated conversation). Long story short I meet their friend and she becomes my target. Beauty Red head! Probably 18-19 idk. Idc. I run natural game, if u want to call it that so I don't know exactly how I attracted this girl but I do know I used a lot of fucking kino. So the night basically went like this: I would be with her, than my friends, then with her and my friends, then when we went outside. I don't really know how this happened but she was walking away or leading me somewhere (I don't remember) when we made strong, deep eye contact and by the time she took her second step away from me, I take a following step and lean in to kiss her (While we're walking), and she stops, so we just wheeled hard. (I didn't fuck up this time, and that was my second kiss ever. Since that point we would have the odd make out sesh at the bar) Then we went to see her friends, I brought them all back to my friends, then I ditched my friends (yeah I feel bad) to go eat nachos with her and her friends. Then, me and their group (3 guys, 3 girls) all bounce back to my targets house which was like 30 mins out of town.
I didn't run routines, didn't try to hard, I really just spoke to, met, and introduced a ton of cool people while kino-ing this girl all night.

Her House: I smoke a cigarette with the 2 other boys who were there, notice my girls gone and confidently assumed she was in her bed waiting to get fucked. So I walk in her pitch black room, trip on shit, hear her laugh, find her, don't take off a single piece of clothes lay down beside her and start making out. This, this was my first real "making out" .....ever. It didn't stop.... I was kissing her for probably 90 minutes. During that time... I lost my vCard. We started out with simple caressing until we were both topless. And I gotta say she really did enjoy pressing those perky little tits right against my face as she's dryhumping the shit outa me. After that awesome shit, I'd finger her while she'd be jacking me off while were still making out until I grab my condom, put it on and start to fuck. Keep In mind this was my first time, and it was really dark. I was noob-ish. I found it hard to get it in deep until I turned her over and fucked her doggystyle. But still, I noticed that fucking her from behind was loud (when my hips would slam into her ass, and her house was full) and when my dick slipped out I lost the condom so that was the end of that. Before we grabbed the last one she started giving me head (alsooooo beautiful). Then I told her I was a virgin. Well..... WAS a virgin :) And we kept making out. We tried spooning, missionary and doggy but because I was so inexperienced it felt to me like only the tip was in there and I wasn't doing much. That's when I said fuck it, grabbed her, put her on top, put her knees where I wanted them and starting fucking her deep. Damn, damn, damn did that ever feel good. And why would anyone bash "girl on top".... It's so hot. She would press her chest in my face which I found so sexy and her breathing. I absolutely loved to hear her exhale/moan. Note to self: It's actually tuning in to that, listening to her breathe and basically feeling how she feels that turned me on so much that I came shortly after my thought patterns changed. We kissed some more til we passed out, woke up, she drove me to the bus terminal, and then I kissed her goodbye. (I'm leaving this city in 2 days). If the fucking would of went better that would of been sick but it was still the best night of my life, yet, and I'll never forget it. And next time, more condoms.... U never know.

BittyBanger oouuuuuttttttt,
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