I am happy to say, that after quite a few nights of just walking around wishing and looking, a couple nights of failed openers, a few nights of really stupid and BAD openers, some nights of not knowing what to say AT ALL, a couple more nights of not knowing how to stay interesting, and a couple more nights of not being able to number close...I finally, finally, had a good night sarging. The entire bar, young, old, male, female, bartender, band, everyone wanted to be my friend. I was in the zone! I came alone with no money, left with 20 bucks and got a free bottle of tequila haha.

:5 phone numbers!

:I am just an okay looking guy, but I had so many fucking girls walk up to me and say hey you look familiar.

:One girl that was a totally into me and had been buying me drinks, decided to ignore me midgame, so I just moved to another crowd and she brought up that I was "making the rounds" "hitting on everyone" or some bullshit, i dont remember how I replied, but when she was about to leave she grabbed my arm and begged me to come home with her.

:HB9 brunette, with great fucking eyeliner, with boyfriend, was glancing, smiling, making jokes with me, ignoring bf for me, and he didnt know how to take it, so he pretended to ignore it haha, and was really nice to me

I gave my purple beads to the biggest ugliest cowgirl beast in the place and she became my fucking pal that night haha, probably the most fun person there by far.

I was doing handwriting analysis (this shit is golden guys) on a couple girls, I made them go get paper and pens for me haha. Then their friends came up and started asking me to do them too!

I think I am the only interesting guy in this entire town now! This was the best night of my life, I never dreamed that learning about pua would be this fucking cool! Fuck you hot ex wife! And, fuck you really good looking guys that wandered off after realizing I had the girls attention already!

Since so much shit happened in one night, Im only going to document the approach and game of HB9blonde. But it basically includes alot of other really cool shit too. Sorry for the length of this post, I am just really excited haha.

She is standing at the bar waiting to buy a drink.
I walk up, to also buy drinks (with someone elses money hehe)
She turns and say I look familiar (haha HB9s are just talking to me now, this is so cool!)

TWITCH "You have something in your teeth!"
(haha this is my absolute fucking favorite neg, it is so good, but she REALLY had something in her teeth)
she looked at the ground, embarrassed, sort of defeated almost haha

HER "Um, thank you so much"
touches my shoulder IOI 1

I decided to skip any routines cause I knew she had seen me with lots of hotties already! Including the 8 year old little girl I was talking to after she sang kareoke.

We proceeded to talk about energy and auras, aura colors, and then we tried to visualize peoples auras from the bar haha. Which is quite fun. Many many IOIs, she seemed genuinely interested in what I had to say, it was a great feeling to actually be interesting instead of just letting my introduction to a female happen by chance (which doesnt happen very often! haha)

TWITCH Hey I have to get back to some of my other friends outside, but Ill tell you what, if you go get a piece of paper and a pen I will tell you a little something about yourself next time I see you.

So I start walking outside and see this tough looking dude with a redmark on his neck, and say whoah dude is that a hikey, you are the man, teach me your ways! He looked so fucking pissed haha! That really threw me off, I thought it might be because it was a birthmark or something, which after further glancing appeared to be true. Then I realized he was from the souther tip of england, and just had no fucking idea what I said! This was my chance, I could meet everyone in the bar by introducing these guys to them lol. I taught them slang and bar etiquette, I would drop them off in sets and then pick them up, it was great.

So this is the point that I see good looking bully, lonely at a table by himself, just looking around at everyone. So I try and say howdy to him and he instantly starts getting mad haha, I didnt even say anything but hey man whats up at this point.

GLB "You fucking faggot, with your black fingernails, blah blah, im dumb, insecure and lonely"

So I remember reading to flex and make fun of them. So I crouched down to his short level and started flexing and kissing my biceps, blowing him kisses etc. He instantly backed down cause I was standing up for myself. He wouldnt even look me in the eye haha! Thats when I see HB9blonde again, so I finger her over (omg ive never felt so cool in my life! I am fingering hot girls over to me and they come!)

Once she arrives

TWITCH Do you have my paper and pen?

HER Yes! Here, what are you going to tell me about myself that I dont already know?

TWITCH Be patient and you might find out! (looking down at her hands with a smile) You kind of have man hands!

HER NO I DONT! (laughing a little and hiding her hands in her shirt haha)

TWITCH let me see them!
So I grab one hand and squeeze a little, inspecting it, analyzing each finger, then I put her hands up to mine (which is golden cause i have small hands and nail polish) and they were about the same size. Anyways, the point of that was to get some kino action going with the hand touching. I got a hand-squeeze and more shoulder touching, lots of great eye contact and leaning towards me on her knees with puppy dog eyes.

TWITCH okay, write for me two sentences, in cursive: 1 lie, 1 truth
(she starts to ask a question)
DO NOT interrupt me when I am talking (Do all girls love this?)
I proceed...
1 lie, 1 truth
then write a factual sentence about anything you wish, write your name in print, cursive, and then write your signature.

So blah blah she was way into this, i guess which one is a lie and which one is the truth, correctly, blah blah, tell her how some of her letters correspond to her personality and outlook on life.

she loves it of course

TWITCH Hey that guy over there tried to fight me for no reason, I was just trying to say whats up and be nice, so I want to rub it in his face how much more badass I am, I need you to be really physically into me right now and we need to be having hte best conversation ever!

(she got this gleam in her eye, she knew exactly what to do)
HER Oh yah! I know, omigod, yeah! You are so right *touches the back of my neck* yeah!

So basically we are just touching eachother everywhere, hugging, hair petting, playful slapping, all eyes were on us! haha! This was the moment I knew I wanted to get really good at pickup, everyone in that bar wanted to be my friend, people I used to see all the time and ignored me started introducing themselves to me. No one ever introduces themselves to me.
Then some fuckass comes and tells her that he just got a new playstation 3!

She looked interested or something haha.
So I just left and started talking to other people, I didnt look in their direction even once haha. Eventually she came back, hehehe. I ripped a piece of the paper she wrote on off and handed it to her back with the pen. She wrote her number and name on it. Thanks Kaitlyn!

At this point I rip off a piece of the paper she wrote on and just handed it back to her with the pen and she wrote her number on it right away.

TWITCH "kiss goodbye" (thanks to whichever cool person made that one up)

RAWR!

Hey this is a really cool story, I liked it very much How it comes that you are so successful all over a sudden? Did you peacock more or were you more confident or did it just build up that night, I mean first set went good, secend better and so on until you were the star? Did you follow the three second rule? What openers did you use initially, before everyone just talked to you?

Im intrested in knowing what you changed up also?

Well, before I got to that club I had a really great couple days just hanging out with my guy friends that were visiting town. So I was overall a happy care-free camper when I arrived. Really though, the thing that made all this brilliance Ive been reading work was when I started doing it without thinking about it. It just started flowing out, naturally, it wasnt game, it was just having a good time. I was really calm and I started noticing that when I do something, it has an effect on almost everyone. Just think of good looking bully guy, he tried to fight with me over fingernails (hehe) and at hte same time he destroyed his chance of making a friend with anyone there. Its a little harder to work that on a positive angle, but every little thing you do makes or breaks you. Ive always hated this quote: "fake it till you make it" but go to that club and pretend you are the man, and that everyone should be so happy if they get a chance to enjoy your company, and when you can fake that naturally, or actually feel that its true, everyone will notice. I just tried to think of anyone that truely thinks that they are worthly of other peoples time and effort, and I dont think I can do it.

There are so many things that Im starting to do when I am out, and I have 10 million more to learn. The thing that I feel best about so far is letting people know that I will not be interrupted. Its such a confidence booster when you tell a beautiful girl NOT to interrupt you, and then she looks taken abak for a moment, then she shuts up and listens.

You asked about routines that I use. I dont use any routines that I have read about word for word, tbh I am afraid that I will get caught haha. I sort of read them over once and try and internalize the concept so I can use it naturally...randomly...when I get the chance. I said something about c's and u's and it worked, I analyzed handwriting (just read any decent book), I said hands off the merchendise and this shit aint free a LOT haha, OH OH YAH i forgot I said...lol it was so hard the firs time...I said "If I wasnt gay you would so be mine" I used it like 5 times, I swear it sets a timer to make girls wet 3 minutes later or something. All of this is obviously from the game, Im reading some other stuff now though.

I cant wait to start k-closing!

Hehe, okay. That's what I do too, I internalize the whole concept. Once I used the masturbation opener and the girl said "HAHA this ISN'T FUNNY!". Since then I only don't use canned stuff that much anymore, but the girls fighting outside opener is good Why didn't you kiss a hot girl in this club? Did you solely want to kiss Kaitlyn? So being natural was the crucial part for your success I guess that's what provoked the bad reaction to the masturbation opener, I wasn't natural at all. Even though I consider this opener as extremely funny

Congratulations, That last quote needs to be stickyed some place because it is the point where it becomes natural that your a MPUA. Good job man, keep making us proud.

I appreciate the feedback guys. But I am so far from internalizing the whole concept. I realized REAL quickly, though, that the memorized and unnatural shit wasnt fucking working at all. Girls are so good at naturally reading body language and subtle signs that it makes them feel uncomfortable.

To the question of why I didnt kiss the hb, to be honest I wasnt even dreaming of kissing anyone that night, I was just so excited that everyone wanted to hang around me and that I was getting all of the attention, lol. I probably could have kissed a few girls had I been more educated and experienced in the arts.

I dont know what the masturbation opener is, but just walking up to girls and saying funny shit about wacking off probably doesnt work unless you wint he room over first hehe.

What does everyone think about sarging in small towns? I think it is easier, but more dangerous because there is more accountability, but maybe we small towners can use the reputation we gain to our advantage when the youre a player shittests start rolling in?
Lets discuss this!

In a small town you're going to run out of women eventually.

In my glory years (late teens early 20s) I was on a bit of a roll, long before I knew anything about the game or before it was even invented. I soon got to the stage where I could go to one of the town's three nightclubs and point girls out, "Oh yeah, I've had her, had her, had her, almost had her" (where 'had' means 'made out with' or snogged. It was a nice situation to be in mind you, gave me a real sense of job satisfaction. It was round about then that we started branching out and going to neighbouring towns. The farther away we went the more DHV we had in going so far out of our way to have a good time. And each new town we went to we were like kids in a candy store. One of us eventually met his future wife that way.

Wow awesome story! If you're not careful you're gonna be the next master... Can you explain the hand writing analysis routine any more? Potent stuff!!!

I dont have it down to a routine man. I just bought this book on graphology. Then you have girls write something, its really all bullshit. Because to REALLY do it oyu need stuff that isnt forced, and you probably need two paragraphs at least. But anyways, have them write two sentances, one lie, one truth, then have then sign their name, and then just write their name in cursive. If you pick up a book on graphology, and actually read it, you will be able to spew out some shit about the angle their writing leans, the pressure they use, inconsistency in the letters, their loopy letters, etc etc, it doesnt really matter. A lot of the time they were so interested that they didnt even care about the analysis haha, the girls that actually wnat you to look at it are pretty amazed that you know something about their personality. Thank you trueisms!
A day without sunshine is like night

The handwriting analysis is good shit. Im about 80 pages into a 400 page workbook and hav e leanred a ton. Pretty basic but really cool.


Im gonna use that shit twitch.

yah man, just ask them if they want to find something TOP SECRET out about themselves. I make it sound overly interesting, and then it turns out (depending on the hb) to be a goofy joke or basically a cold reading. Like style says, all knowledge is power in the field .

Ok so im going out tonight with a cheat sheet, which makes me feel wierd, but cool at the same time, haha.

Im trying the crazy chomical leap towards HB, im trying "i like salad", and im trying the retard wave, all risky, lets hope im up to the challenge.