Hello everyone,

In this beautiful friday night, let me tell you how I've gotten the world record for most disastrous approach in the history of PU.

It took place yesterday in at a Pizza place near a club in the small city of Montreal...

I went there to meet up with a friend who was waiting for me. I saw 3 girls talking (below average), still went up to them and said "hi" for the shits and giggles.

Next thing I know, the angry girl starts screaming at me telling me to GET THE FUCK OUT.

Here is what happened:

Mrmatt: Woah there, are you mad?

Then, she threw her whole fucking plater of food at me. Thanks god, I managed to dodge everything with my ninja skills...

Then, she stood up and started to try to swing at me. Next thing I know, the pizza manager grabs me and tell me to get the fuck out. I told him to not touch me and that the girl is fucking crazy... All of this while she was still swinging at me.

Some arab people started cursing in arabian at me telling me to GTFO. Told them all to shut the hell up and just had a seat with my friend who was eating his pizza. The manager then called the cops on me.

Yes... All of this because I said "Hi".

For those who know me, I am sometimes a bit of a troll, so I didn't just let all of these fools get on my case without trolling them a bit... Lol...

While leaving (before the cops come in), I managed to throw my friend's pizza at the manager who was standing at the other end of the restaurant. Perfect shot, directly in the neck... Proud of this.

Also, when leaving, the crazy girl was outside, while walking by her, I played a bit with her hair while making baby sound... Yes, she started runing after me, was pretty funny.

Anyways, thought I'd share my cool story so you guys remember that it is a feminist world out there and people will always take the girl side... Which is why PU is such a dangerous sports.

Beware.

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist

and that's why i follow rap's greatest quote 'fuck bitches, get money" lmao...how old are you btw

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"My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."-Alfie

feels like this happened 4am around cafe campus. XD

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Pizza place in front of foufoune electrik haha

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist