Hello all,

Firstly, how did we all end up on this website?

For me it came after a lack-lustre journey through high-school where the majority of Saturdays nights were filled with Firefox tabs switching from Lisa Ann to Asa Akira, World of Warcraft and Tim Tams (Australian biscuits). Despite being good at sport, holding several leadership positions with in school (was an all-boys school so wasn't even that significant) and being relatively good looking, I found it extremely difficult to form a connection with women which would ultimately lead to sex. Although throughout the years I had managed the hit first base a few times, I neither had the ability nor motivation to surpass it.

ANYWAY

Along comes my Dad's girlfriends son (Yes weird relation) into my life. He's 23 and already has a fuck tally of 94 (pretty impressive I think). My revelation of his supernatural abilities came he picked up a straight 10/10 in Bali and fucked her within an 1 hour at her 5 star beach bungalow. Naturally this led me to ask the following morning how he came upon the much desired skill of seduction - and yes, his reply was "When I was younger I was into that Real Social Dynamics thing".

CHA CHING

Like a dog I followed the clue he had dropped relentlessly, reading everything to do with the fine art of seduction - from RSD to Chateau Heartiste to Neil Strauss' magnus opus 'The Game'.

I had become addicted to seduction. But like anything new, I was wary to try out the things I had taught myself. But as you have probably guessed I eventually did. Within a week I lost my virginity, the next I fucked a 25 year old and the week after I had sex with a club girl. And that was just the beginning.

For me it came naturally, and after extentisively reading this and other forums I realised not everyone had the same path to paradise I did, which led me to write this post.

I want to help all of you, sex is good and all men deserve to reap the fine harvest of vagina which God has enplaced upon this planet.

Here are extracts of my journey - learn, love and live!

Haha and yes this is a lay report

Virginity lost to a HB 7 (Sex in under an hour!!)

In Australia we have a week following the end of school (aptly named 'Schoolies) where all people who have finished school congregate up in the Gold Coast for a week to party hard.

So this is basically heaven for a budding PUA.

3rd night in, we head to one of our mate's rooms in the 3 star hotel we were staying in to have pre's (drinks before you go out). As I am a unfortunately smoker, I try to use this to my advantage whenever possible, and around 5 minutes being in the room, I had an urge to go out onto the balcony and feed my addiction.

To fill you in, I'm quite into the concept of 'peacocking' although I do not take this overboard - At the time I was wearing my hair in a fluro yellow pony tail, Rayban shades (even though it was 9pm) and a standard t-shirt and jeans.

Out comes HB7.

I'll give you a overview of my game - I base a lot of the conversation I'll have with the girl around natural flow, although I will constantly neg her and act as if am I'm a god.

Back to the story,

HB7: "Omg, I have not been able to get my hands on a smoke, let me finish yours? Pleaseee"
Me: "Eww, why would I let you touch my cigarette you stranger" Notice how I completely denied her, as this point I hadn't even turned my head to face her, while just relaxing on a chair.

From then on she seemed hooked, constantly trying to restart conversations with me. My primary aim was to hold my frame and completely disregard her existence unless she said something impressive.

She didn't, so the ignoring continued.

HB7: "Why are you being so rude"
Me: "I'm not, I'm just trying to chill out and you're just being annoying"

At this point she comes over and sits next to my chair on the ground (Hahaha) and tries to reach for my current cigarette.
Me: "What the fuck are you doing?"
HB7: "Pleaseeeeee, I actually need one right now"
Me: "Hmm ok, but come up and sit on my lap so I know you won't try anything weird" What could she have done that would have been weird? Regardless she complied
HB7: "Ok fineeee"

I let her finish the smoke, and sure enough as so as it's gone she asks for another one. Throughout this whole time, even with her on my lap, I just leant back and refused to look at her, almost like rich man refusing to look upon a beggar on the street.

Me: "You said you only wanted one cigarette, I guess that makes you a liar?"
HB7: "No I never said that?" - How dare she lie to my face!? for that she shall surely be fucked!!
Me: "Hmm, I don't know if I can trust you - Ok fine, I do, but only if you come smoke them in my room"

Notice the justification for inviting her back my room - she probably knows by now that the next thing in her mouth will not be a cigarette!!

Fortunately my room was a level down, and I was entered into my room I immediately sat on my bed and started questioning her about how bad she wanted a cigarette. I lean in close and we starting kissing - she is literally ramming her tongue down my throat (maybe she was trying to taste cigarette?).

Things progress and I have my hands down her pants and the old anti-line comes shooting out:

"I'm not having sex with you"

This is probably my favourite area in pickup, as you came completely destroy this LMR with:

"Omg, I was just about to say the same thing"

And you just continue your kino escalation. Needless to say I copped head for about 5 minutes and had sex with her for about 5 more, poor effort but not too bad for my first.

Hope you guys enjoyed,
If you have any questions I will answer all!

Will be posting regularily in the future regarding my youthful exploits - will be telling the story about the 25 year old next!



Cheers,
Apollo