So yea, i was out sarging the other day with some friends. I am focusing on my opener and mid game and doing pretty good, talking with a couple of women and pulling of one blondie.
All of a sudden a old classmate of mine appears (she had a thing going with a guy friend of mine some months back)

So im doing my standard opener on her asweel, and i am also going for one of the negs i found somewhere at this site.

*pull out a pack of gum and offer one. (so they might think they have bad breath or whatever)

So i asked her if she wanted some, but when i was gonna pull out the pack of gum i pulled out a condom instead and asked: "Do you want some gum?" she looked down on it and politly declined. I finished the conversation as i understood what i just did.

Haha, note to self. dont have your condom loose in your pocket guys!

Honestly, it depends on how you play off a mistake like that'll determine anything.

If you get embarrassed and defensive most people will see you as a dork.
If you shrug it off like it's no big deal people won't really care either.

I usually have to ask the cashiers at the grocery store by my house to procure a pack of condoms from behind a glass case so I'm sort of used to that pressure anyway. Condoms are important for sexual safety, and most people will respect that on some level.

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