As some of you forum goers know, I had talked about taking off for a week down to Connecticut to spend a week at my grandfather's timeshare resort. Here's what went down...
I sarged a bunch of girls, AND got laid on the beach under the stars in the process!!! Before we continue though. You must realize this. The level of my sets approached was so low because most of the young girls who visit this place are under 16, which is as low as I'll go for age. All of the older women there are with boyfriends or husbands, and it wouldve been WAYYY too difficult to get them to cheat while on vacation. Family time, and all that other shit is crammed up peoples asses on these types of getaways. So yea, I worked with what I had, and at the end of the trip, there were only 3 girls that I didnt get to sarge that I wanted to who stayed there. Enjoy!!!
Let's begin with my second day there, shall we? As the first day provided undesirable weather conditions for a young beach sarger. On my first day sarging at this place, (Saturday of last week) I approached a 2 set by the outdoor pool which also happens to overlook the water right there down by the shore. I opened direct, basically telling the girls that I thought they looked cute and that I wanted to talk to them. I proceed to grab a four legged chair and positioned it next to the obstacles lounge chair, whose chair happened to be adjacent to my target's. I made some small talk, but began kino VERY quickly. Telling the obstacle how much I loved her hair while running my right hand through it, and commenting on her necklace later while touching it. Eventually I asked for Alexandria, (my target) to give me her hands because I wanted to see if she had soft hands. She did. A neg was thrown in there to the both of them at some point regarding how their toe nails looked unfinished and scrappy. They blurted out laughing and assured me that this wasn't a usual occurrence... A couple of minutes and a few negs later, my obstacle seems into me, and it is clear I have the targets attention as well. The obstacle at one point hits me on the arm, probably in response to one of my negs or IODs. I jokingly tell her that I am going to take Alexandria to the island about a half a mile out into the distance and repopulate the human race with her. They both conclude that Alexandria's bf wouldnt like that very much, and that they cant wait to tell him how I was flirting with them on vacation. I betray nothing, and remain unflinched. "Some one's gotta bring us drinks right? We'll hire him and in exchange let him live on the island. He'll meet a nice monkey, and we'll all be happy. And you, (the obstacle) will come along too, because when my kids grow up they'll be in need of some nice MILFage."
Obstacle laughs and says something unimportant. They both go into the pool, but I don't follow. When they return, things kind of grow stale, and, as soon as they both take their phones out and start texting, I tell them that it was nice talking to them but that I'm leaving. I felt ignored at this point, and it was my first set of the trip. A decent warm-up I'd say.
On to the second set. This was either the next day, or the day after that. Anyway, here's what happened...
I am on the beach scouting for new targets, (speaking of scouting, wouldnt it be sick if each male had his own personal attractive female scouter? Ya know, like the little devices used to read power levels on the early dragon ball z episodes??!?! I could see it now... "*Beep Beep Beep* Hotness level is over 9000) when all of a sudden I see this cute girl in a blue bathing suit. She is on a beach towel, surrounded by 3 other women. Two of these women are much much older and look like family relatives, and the other turns out to be a friend. I watch them get up and venture beyond the gate into the pool area. I wait until they are seated, then pursue. Upon entering the beach area, I see them sitting in the water on the steps of the pool. I sit on a different side with my feet in the water, but quickly get in and slowly make my way over to their vicinity. I at this point turn around, and slide right up to the target. Big mistake, I know. I should have approached, asked for the names and got the handshake, THEN asked my targets for her hands and done the old Style/Mystery "I just stole your seat" gambit. Then from there, I would have given a false time constraint, and either done the bestfriends test or just kept talking until an opportunity presented itself. Instead, still not fully warmed up yet, I nervously slid into the target and opened up that way. Needless to say, I get blown out of this set pretty quickly... We exchanged names, and made some small talk about where we were all from. We spoke of the island, and how that's probably the one fun thing to actually do around this area. I let her know I was attracted to her. I negged her on her fake nails, and commented her on her gorgeous teeth. She had braces when she was little. I let her know that they paid off. She was a tough cookie and could obviously see through me. I blew it really bad though when I forgot both of their names mid-set, then asked for them, and for some reason, said, "Yea I usually never forget the pretty girl's names" Basically calling her friend ugly and actually having her respond with, "Yea but she's pretty too.", almost as if there was some uncertainty in her voice. Needless to say things got awkward very fast and then she told me, "They were going to get lunch" and left me there with a barely sympathetic, "Nice meeting you." Haha. Oh well.
3rd sarge: I was not about to give up there though. I went back into the water to cool my feet and took a short walk. Upon returning to the shoreline, I spotted a cute blonde in the water with a man resembling a father. I opened the two set introducing myself and making small talk with the father about the resort grounds. We talked about where we were from, and about how I was an avid crabber in the local waters. Before long, he left. I began focusing in on the girl. We spoke, and she seemed into me, so I suggested a walk on the beach. We begin walking, and before long, (probably because I had not built up enough comfort yet) she decides that we should head back and go to the pool. I realize that I am not going to win this argument, so to the pool we march I guess... I tell her I would like to walk the long way to the pool though, which is along the shoreline. There, I see the girl who just rejected me no more than 30 minutes ago looking at me and this new girl that I just picked up!!! Awesome!!!
She is laughing and smiling while she is with me. Felt great to feel redeemed. Long story short, when we arrive in the pool area, I find out that this girl is 14... Yes, I am dead serious. She looked like she was fucking 17 at the least. We open up a 3 set of dudes playing catch in the pool, and she slowly fades away. Leaving pretty quickly.
4th sarge: I open up a group on youngins playing football on the field. Two hand touch and downs. I open the only girl in the group, but quickly, my patience for football fades, along with my patience for the situation. Girls with sunglasses piss me off too. Take them off. For fuck's sake, you're pissing off the only guy on the beach that has enough balls to actually fucking approach you with physical intent...
At this point it is important to not that an unattractive girl sees me at the karaoke bar outside and slips a not with her phone number on it to my mother. The note reads. "Give this to your son." Soooo, I was opened by a girl once. She adds me on facebook and starts texting me, but I dont follow through because I do not want her. Then, on Tuesday night, I am approached by a different girl on Tuesday evening while sitting on the beach. This is the girl I end up fucking on the beach, and I will get to that soon, most likely in a separate approach, because I don't want too much of you to get all butt-hurt with that "TL;DR" Bullshit...
My final approach. This was by far the hottest girl I spoke with or had the pleasure of laying eyes on the whole damn trip. This was a Wednesday night. The night before, I had been on the beach and seen her form a distance. I saw a young man that looked like her brother taking a long ass stroll on the beach with a woman who i later found out was her mother. I didnt approach though, because my ma was there and I knew that before long they would return, and I only had one chance at making a great first impression. Today was different though. No one in my family was spectating me, and she was alone in her lounge chair. A sheep led astray from her flock, being peered upon by a hungry wolf. I approach her with a simple hey. She says hi back. "I was walking the beach and I saw you sitting here looking stunning, and I had to come over to say hi and see what you were really like." She lit up like a Christmas tree, and I sat down. I looked up at the sky and commented on how beautiful it was. She told me that she loves coming down here to the beach to look at it. "I know. It's a trix yogurt sky." She laughs out loud. "Seriously, every time I see it I just wanna take a spoon and eat every cloud." She laughs again, "I know", she says. "It's like cotton candy."
(Go ahead and take the trix yogurt sky line if you'd like. It's gold, and it's made every girl laugh that I've used it on so far. Just make sure you credit me!
)
Shredder: "You've gotta be italian. Just looking at you I can tell."
HB8: "Haha how did you know?!?"
Shredder: "I'm pretty good with guessing girls' nationalities."
HB8: "Yea I'm half polish half italian."
Shredder: "Cool. I'm 100% italian. You must have one of those crazy long last names like I do."
*We talk a bit about our culture, names, how long we're staying here, and how I thought she was at least 19 when she's 16 going on 17 in a few days. All small talk. Then kino escalation begins.*
Shredder: "I love your hair. It's gorgeous. *While running my hand through it.*
HB8: *Laughs and blushes. Says thank you.*
Shredder: It's crazy how you wanna become a lawyer. I can picture you now. Walking through the courtroom. Looking so sweet and gentle."
HB8: "Haha I know. Sounds strange."
*At this point I ran the cube on her. The cube always seems to work like a fucking charm. It was the perfect move. She freaked out after we did it. She was asking me how I knew all that, and that it was weird how much I already knew about her. She tried to take it all in. Then asked how I did it. The answer was simple psychology. Then from there, I suggested a walk on the beach. My eyes quickly took to the rocks, and I led her to them. I held her hand for every step, making that she didnt fall while at the same time ensuring some nice kino. We finally sat down, and I escalated some more. Making fun of her feet and grabbing one of them, asking her if she gave good hugs and then hugging her. I even went in for a kiss, after telling her that she was just so damn cute that I had to kiss her, and she turned her face so her cheek ended up getting the kiss instead. We held hands briefly, and at times I would fix the hair falling by her ear mid-conversation. I liked doing all of this. It made me horny. She tells me she has a bf almost right after we sat down on the rocks though, before I even began to put my escalation in full gear. I tell her that it's fine and that it doesnt bother me. I walk her back to her place after we talk a bit more. I asked her some fun questions like "Red whine or white?" "Cats or dogs?" "Bikini or one piece?" Where is the coolest place you've ever been? All that good shit. Anyway, I end up getting her number and hope to spend my last night there with her, but we never hang out. We text back and forth but eventually she tells me that she doesnt feel like that would be right because of her bf. It kind of makes sense. Younger girls arent usually as willing to cheat on their boyfriends as easily as older girls are. Maybe her telling me that she had a bf means that somewhere earlier in the sarge I fucked up but I honestly dont know. Maybe one of you guys can shed some light for me on that. She DID say that she wasnt used to this kind of the thing though. Ya know, a guy being this assertive and as bold as I was. Oh well. I had her laughing though for almost the whole time. Later on she told me through text that if she didnt have a bf we would have hung out. Idk. Maybe she meant it.
Either way guys. That was my trip for the most part. I feel good about the experience that I have just earned. If you wanna hear about my lay report, it will be in my next post. However, please comment on this one and let me know how you think I did. Thanks, and as always, happy hunting!!!
-Shredder
CHAT
