Hey guys,

Just woke up, my nose is runny (hayfever) and got blisters on my feet (from sarging yesterday).
It was around 5pm yesterday and I was hella bored, started contacting people on here to meet up for winging but then realised I could start by myself so got dressed and onto the train. This was my first solo sarge.

Very slow start:
Saw an eastern European on the train and told myself I will talk to her when she gets off (I missed my own stop for this, she got off at the last stop lol). I walked up to her but walked passed her and kept walking (cursing myself in my head for the excuses I was making). My nose was runny and so went to the starbucks at the station and saw a very bubbly Irish girl behind the counter. She instantly smiled but I chickened out and simply asked for tissue lol. Then I made my way to the underground and saw an incredible dark-haired, olive skin woman waiting by the entrance - but you guessed it I just walked passed her.
On the underground I noticed blonde in front of me with sunglasses. Her head was turned to the side but I could see that her eyes were on me (she assumed I couldn't see). I winked at her comically and she started laughing embarrassingly and played on her phone for comfort. In my head - "this ones in the bag, I'll be gay if I let this opportunity pass". Not wanting to wait for her to get off I thought about the logistics of trying to talk to her right there but it wasn't too practical. After a few minutes, whilst her headphones were booming and her eyes occasionally wondered to me, the train stopped at a station. She didn’t make a move so I assumed it wasn’t her stop but all of a sudden she took one earphone out, looked around and ran off the train. I was stunned and just watched her, before I could even think of chasing her the doors began closing. She shrugged her shoulders at me and I waved as the train moved.

Picking it up:
After a long talk with myself I emerged from Marble Arch underground station. I noticed a sexy blonde sitting next to the Arch and approached her. She seemed very surprised to be approached during the day. She had just finished work and was waiting for a friend to go Hyde Park. I bantered with her and did some kino after she correctly guessed my country of origins. She even named a traditional dish (which I was not expecting from a white girl lol). I set up a date to a Nigerian restaurant and exchanged numbers.

I noticed a very sexy Latino crossing the road. I had to psych myself up before having the balls to approach her. Again she claimed she’s hardly approached during the day and was impressed. I joked that I actually needed a few shots to work up the courage to talk to her and began acting drunk which she responded well to. She claimed she “kinda” had a boyfriend but still exchanged numbers.

I saw a short tanned girl walking into a side road. I approached her
ME: “Excuse me can I tell you something real quick”.
She looked at me like “Fuck no” but nodded.
ME: “I noticed you across the street and thought you looked stunning so I came to get to know you”
Her face instantly lit up: “I thought you was going to start preaching about Jesus Christ” she said.
We started laughing and bantering – all the more funnier cus she works in a Gentleman’s club (learnt something new – the girls get fined if they arrive late so we walked at talked). She was as receptive as she was sexy. Exchanged number her shift finished at 6am (BST).

This report is getting rather lengthy so I’ll bullet point the rest:
• Brunette 26year old fairly attractive: Number close
• Very sexy mixed girl 19 year old: Facebook
• Cute Hungarian on holiday: Number (+ very receptive)
• 2 girls approached separately had boyfriends got nothing, 1 claimed I was too young and 1 just kept walking away saying “I can’t talk to you”
• Very shy but very beautiful Scottish girl. She was with her older sister who she came to visit – it was her sister that insisted that I meet with her on Friday cus she’s leaving on Saturday. Exchanged numbers.

All in all I really enjoyed daygame, it’s free apart from my travelcard. Also it shows the girl that unlike the countless guys that just stare at her and half-heartedly try to grab her attention, you have the balls to approach her.

- Lagoon