Sup guys!You wont beleive what the hell happened today!
I approach a girl with my new Stalker Girlfriend opener (totally true,thought of using as a dhv)
Me: Hey,gotta go quick,but give me some advice on relationships,cuz u girls know better
Her:of course,tell me.
Me: I broke up with this girl 2 months ago,we had a talk about how we should be friends from now on,so i go out with my friends outside,and i see her either behind a tree,or behind a car.I got scared and told her to stop it,what should i say to her to make her leave me alone?
Her: This might be true,but you are hiding your impressive story in an advice question. You are indirectly trying to impress me.
Me: Lmao.How does your boyfriend put up with you?
Her: Now you are trying to lower my self-esteem so i crave your attention
Me(trying to ignore and push thru): Hey,i got a fun game,lets play it
I do the cube on her and she told me that i`m really smart for my age, but she learned this shit in psychology class.
She then told me that there are enough damaged women to fall for my shit but she`s not.Then told me goodbye.
What a fucking day lol!