| Basically I have a friend whos warmed up to the idea of learning this skill, so me and him went out to this new club (4 floors, big place) and worked on his AA.
I think I opened like 20 sets just to show him its doable and can be fun as shit.
There was this cute hb9 who was wearing like a red silk tubetop-y thing, with like laces in a knot in the front, so i told him to just go talk to her, open with something like "are you dressed like a christmas present?"
He goes "hmmm no no..." So I figure Id better open her just to show him you CAN do that and nothing bad will happen. So I strut over, touch her upper arm, and go "Did you intend to look like a christmas present, or did it just happen by accident?", she replied "what? oh!" *laughs* "thats so mean!" *kinos me back*, and i drop it with a "well, when i was eight, i tore through like 30 gifts in 20 minutes, so let me know if you need unwrapping later", and went back to him.
Among other stupid things to say, i met a guy outside while smoking who for NO apparent reason started bitching about how all the women were so cold and distant. I said "nah, you just gotta break through that facade, and then you get to meet the normal girl she really is". This of course lead me into a challenge where i had to open this rather wide girl with some HORRIBLE boots. It basically ended with me asking if she bought ALL her clothes second-hand, or if it was just her clubbing outfits.
And of course, there was a great hb8, cute black girl in a white small dress, dancing on some podium by a massively crowded dancefloor. Obviously, I felt the need to get up on this podium behind her.
So, i do. And i bust out my happydance of smiling, clapping and snapping my fingers, while having this blissfull look on my face. She immediately steps down, to look at whatever it was that intruded her space (small podium), and bursts out laughing, then gets back up and starts grinding at me while im doing this silly ass dance.
Aaah good times.
I did get my buddy to open 1 set tho, so its progress! Hes such a cool guy too, hes funny as shit and really smart, hes just got a problem getting comfortable with letting other people see that side of him. Once he gets that under control, hes gonna be great at this, im sure =) .
Anyways, enough of my ranting... Ill try to do some REAL field testing and post abit more detailed sometime in the future.
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