I've had this crush on a girl from theatre for months, leggy blonde Ukrainian girl, easily an HB10 (hottest girl around), every guy goes ga-ga over her. Months ago I actually professed my love to her, but months later now, I'm reading into PUA a bit, I thought I would game her a bit, see how it goes. Seeing our history, it's not an ideal target, but what did I have to lose, she's leaving for the Big Apple in a week, so I won't see her again.

She didn't come to theatre in weeks, but today, after theatre she came for a drink. She sat to my right, which I didn't like, because she sat between me and the teacher, who I really wanted to talk to a bit (my right is also my lesser block side, so it wasn't good). When she went to the bathroom, I took my chance and took her chair. When she came back, I told her: "Yeah, that sucks, I had to take your chair." She smiled.

I shoulder blocked her and proceeded to talk to my teacher, just at the moment she was getting bored, I asked her opinion, over-the-shoulder, like the book said. She leaned in and told her opinion, I turned to her, but she was boring me, so I turned away, she tapped me on the shoulder and hugged me (IOI).

"I'm going to miss you when I'm in New York" she said.
I pushed her away and said: "It costs 5 euro's to hug me".
She looked sad at me and I said: "Okay, one for free, because you're leaving."

After that, I talked to her a bit, then I talked to the Italian actor left to her, even ignoring her a bit, while leaning on her leg with my hand. As I leaned away again to talk to the teacher (right to me). She grabbed my arm (IOI), I turned around (only my head, not my body) and said:

"Wow, you're stealing my arm?"
"I don't need to steal it, you.."
-I take away my arm-
"There, arm's mine again, I'm not that easy."
-She laughs-
"Your nose wiggles when you smile, awh, so cute, yeah, there it is!" (neg)

After a bit of filler, I proceeded into a DHV-routine, originally an opener by Styles, I mucked it up a bit, because it was my first time doing a routine.

"So, do you believe in spells?"
"What kind of spells?"
"Love spells. I'm asking because a friend of mine invited a girl over, he wasn't really into her, but thought they could be friends. After she left, he found a ring in his couch with a feather on it, which was really scary, because she told him she was a wicca, so he took it to a magic shop and they told him, it was a dragon ring, which was used for love spells, weird right? But get this, right now, he's actually thinking about her a lot."
-Insert her babble about it being a case of psychology, while talking she played with her hair (IOI).-
"Wow, that's actually a good point, it's kinda like I did with the nose-wiggling."
"Huh, what do you mean?"
"Well your nose wasn't really wiggling, but I wanted to see it wiggle, and it worked too."

Eventually after a lot of Negs (had to make up for my pathetic way of chasing her before I found PUA), IOI's and filler, don't ask how it happened, one of our group's Italian actors was rubbing her back, so I turned my back to her, and talked to the Russian woman across from her. When my teacher started massaging another woman of the group, the Russian girl asked me to massage her as well. I saw UF (Ukrainian Female) look from the corner of my eye, so I said: "Well, normally I ask 10 bucks for it, but you look cute today, so fine."

I massaged RF (Russian Female) as UF looked upon it jealously. After a while the teacher sat to her right, and I stopped massaging, and sat to UF's left. I proceeded to talk with everyone but her, having a bit of fun with the Italian guy as well, while rubbing UF's back Gambler-style. Running my fingers round it, as I casually keep on conversing. She enjoyed it, because I did it in my own cocky-funny way.

A few of her unprovoked hugs (IOI) later, it was time to leave. She said she was tired, and had to leave. Here I made my first mistake of the evening, as I gave into leaving with her too easily. The Italian guy (IG from now on) was trying to get with her as well, he's great with women, and can get any girl he wants. UF isn't any girl though.

IG and me moved on, walking away from the pub, she asked us to wait for her, I didn't and IG followed. As she gained up on us, I made a remark about him trying to get with me, and how I wouldn't fuck him yet, just loudly enough so UF could hear.

UF: "What, fuck him, how can you say that in front of a woman?" (I actually made much worse remarks earlier, but never mind that)
Me: "I can't help it you're eavesdropping."
UF: "You were talking too loudly.."
Me: "Well, you should've closed your ears."

IG took the bait, and started to make a pass at her, he took her arm, as she took mine (IOI). We walked like that for 5 seconds, then I pushed her away, and talked to IG a bit. She proceeded to grab my arm again, I let her. When she let IG take her other arm, I pushed her away again. After she let go of IG, and was only holding my arm, we reached my door. I walked towards it, but then turned, to UF, leaned in and whispered in her ear.

"So, do you need me to walk with you guys."
"Please do."
"I'll just put my bike in the hallway."

I actually made the IG my bitch by handing him my keys, making him open the door for me. I put my bike inside and took her arm again. Halfway to her home, IG walked off. He knew I had him, a great natural player, beat. Not by being better looking or stronger, but by sheer theory.

"I should turn around as well, I'm not going to walk you all the way home."
"No, a bit further, please."
-10 steps-
"I'm turning back here."

Now to be fair, I could have kiss-closed her right there, I'm however hunting for bigger game, this Saturday is her goodbye party, and she has a lot of good-looking Ukrainian friends, plus a Belgian one I want to go for. This is the ideal opportunity to get with UF, the Belgian one, or a slightly hotter girl (if there's someone there). I felt it wasn't the time to kiss-close her, because I want more, and I'm going to get more on Saturday.

As we walked separate ways, I felt her eyes in the back of my neck, I walked 5 steps, turned and shouted: "Gotcha!" 10 Minutes later I was home, seeing I had 3 texts. I texted her back: "Wow, five missed texts, are you stalking me?"

To be continued.

I'll add the conclusion to this topic later on, or you can check my blog http://xdirectorx.com/. I really had fun, which is what I was going for, but if you have any advice on improving my game or other comments, feel free to react.

X,
Director X