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| Chicoman69 | PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:18 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot |  | Joined: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:00 am Posts: 366 Website: http://pickupartistpua.blogspot.com/ Yahoo Messenger: sexyman6980 Location: Chico, CA USA | | I met this cutie on OKCupid. She was like a HB8.5 to me. I usually like girls that are a lil bit curvy. She was barely legal, age 18 here in California. I failed to fuck her though...
I messaged her on OKCupid last weekend. We exchanged a ton of emails getting to know each other. I gave her my number and told her to text me. She told me she liked older guys (I'm 32) and that I was handsome. I flirted pretty hard but failed to talk much sexual with her. (That was probably my main mistake)
I called her on the phone and we talked for a few hours. Then we set up a date. I picked her up at her mom's house the next day and played some Taylor Swift for her (her secret musical love). We went to Denny's and had a quick meal. Then we went to a local town park because she wanted to play on the swings. I brought my guitar. We swung on the swings but she was having trouble swinging, so I pushed her a lil. I got a boner and shot a lil drip of pre-cum in my boxers. I wanted to fuck her... bad. She was so sexy and had a cute lil curvy body. I felt her plump, juicy bod with my hands but I don't think she knew how much I wanted to shove my cock inside her...
I played some guitar while she swung on the swingset. She liked my playing. Then disaster struck. Our plan was to go back to my place and watch Shrek (one of her favorite movies) and cuddle (which would most certainly lead to a nice fuck). She got a text on her phone from her mom. I guess mommy did not want me dating her barely legal teen daughter. Her mom is 40 and told her that I was too close to mom's age. What a fucking cunt... The little twat (HB8.5) forgot all about being an adult and said she had to respect her mom's wishes.
I put away my guitar and the HB8.5 told me she needed to go home. I asked for a hug... but she told me she would give me one at her place. What a little twat. That pisses me the fuck off, but I just sat in the gazebo with her and smoked a cigarette. I took HB8.5 home and she ran around my truck and gave me a warm hug. Then she ran inside.
I made the mistake of text her about an hour after I got home:
"Thank you for the beautiful time we briefly shared (HB8.5). I had fun. Hope we can hang out again. *hugs*, (Chicoman)"
Almost an hour later she texted me back:
"No thank you I enjoyed it. Unfortunately my mom doesn't want me dating guys her age and I have to respect that I'm sorry."
I have not communicated with her since then. I did see her and her mom at my work (Walmart) the day or so after though and I waved. HB8.5 acted like I didn't even fucking exist as I walked by... What a little twat.
God must fucking hate me... I worked for hours trying to seduce her. I didn't go sexual enough and plus she has a druggie, jealous mom. What is funny though is the mom is usually nice and talkative to me when she sees me at work. HB8.5 is quiet, reserved however and never really talks to me at all before I tried to seduce her on OKCupid.
I need to work on myself. This is fucking pathetic to be cock blocked so freakin' badly. I am trying to get over this, but I was so close to taking her back to my place. I am not getting any younger (I'm 32)... My plan is more gym time, self-improvement, and going for chicks a bit closer to my age. Young chicks are just too fucking immature.
Any suggestions? What did I do RIGHT and what were my big mistakes during this seduction? Granted I'm beating myself up over this one...
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| redsky | PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:33 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict |  | Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:48 pm Posts: 203 Location: Manhattan | | That's pretty fucking hilarious.
I think you should've met her close by your place instead of picking her up at her house honestly. I think things would've gone a little better if her mom didn't see you pick her up.
Just my take, funny shit hah. _________________
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