I swear this must be fool's mate or something.

I work part time in a liquor store (actually on break right now), and a girl I went to high school with came in today. I'd say she's a hb7, 21, single mother, blue eyes, dark hair, sexy ass glasses. A MILF basically.

So she has come in once before and chatted with me around thanksgiving time, so today i approached her and bs'd a little bit. She showed me a picture (or four) of her son and I said
- "wow, must be a real momma's boy," and she laughed. Kinoed a bit...
-so what are you up to tonight?
+drinking alone after I put him to bed... can i have your phone number?
*gave her my number, she called my phone*
-well hey call me when you're off this week and we can do something.
+"i don't usually call people very much, im bad with it, unless i've been drinking."
-then i guess i'll be getting a call later tonight
*she blushed and laughed at this point*
+don't mind if my psycho boyfriend picks up the phone, thats something that is on its way out. call me anytime.
-*i laugh* no worries from this department.

She leaves, and I save her number. I'll probably either text her tonight teasingly or call her monday night for a tuesday breakfast. what do you think?
i had the BIGGEST crush on her in high school and would have never had the balls to try for her back then. amazing how much people change over 3 years, eh?

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"My dick... rumble in the jungle... your dick... got touched by your uncle."

That line has 2 big things that would make me WAIT to go over.... This could get ugly. It doesnt matter how much you liked her in HS. I would txt her and tease her to show playful interest, but also make clear in the txts she has to clean house before you will rock her world. Girls need a reason to take action.

Be that reason.

First off, good for you man. Well played!

Second, let's keep in mind we're talking about a young single mom here. She's likely suffering from massively low self-esteem on account of: 1) the guy that knocked her up then abandoned her, 2) not being able to go out freely with her friends anymore, and 3) worrying about raising the little guy. And no matter what she says, she'll always be looking at you and others as potential fathers. Take it from a guy who's been down this road. Just make sure when you do f-close that you're up front about no expectations. Cause no matter how clear you are, she will expect more from you.

That being said, I was never one to turn down the low hanging fruit! So congrats again and enjoy bro!

Dude SHE picked YOU up lol

But seriously
She drinks alone....
that's a red flag dude