Jsteeze here, the AFC from SA
So the story goes like this, I met this HB Nadine from campus and managed to close only her Blackberry pin to start instant messaging. Today she changed her profile pic to "In a relationship with food" in that Facebook text. So I started the conversation and it got to a point of being "friendzoned" in 20 min of convo and I dont know what I did wrong. Some much needed advice on text flirting will be much appreciated. The conversation went something like this:
PS: the parts where i refer to "discounted" is due to an inside joke.
Me: Nadz, I cnt believe ur cheatn on me with food
Nadz: =D its more of a fling jase.. I always come back to u, u know where my :/
Nadz: =D I already ate the nando's breasts X_X , yip and the flings.. And they were delicious.. Flings are always there for me, I've seen u like a week ago but flings are easily accessible, they stay in my house;)
Me: Gosh so selfish, but I'll take the juicy legs then;). Gees if u wanted me to move in all u had to do was say u needed a midnight snack hehe.
Nadz: =D=D jase u make my day.. Anyways my other fling finacc is calling.. I should probably take this..=)] lol.. Chat to you later, have a great day, hope u get ur nando's!;)
Me: Gees, I better be number one in thee holiday, bcz first chips nw a textbook - be nice and dnt be rough else ul get paper cut :p I will wen u save those legs for me
Nadz:
Me: Can't accept that, I need a yes haha
Nadz:
(discounted) :p .. That's all I have..
Me: Well played=D bt my words are copyrighted- so hw creative are u? 10 digits starting with 0_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Me: I'm sure u cn fill in the blanks since u accountants r good wit numbers
Nadz: All I have are my banking details and those ar confidential!:]x :p
Me: U cn keep those, I dnt tip in EFT :p. Bt hw abt u give me ur number and we discuss a pmt plan
Nadz: Lol, wow u really are creative, lovin the wit jace!*nerd* I'm a nerd at heart .. Let's take bbm one step at a time tho;).. I'm still deciding on whether I need a pmt plan for this type of investment..
Nadz: I have a bf
, food really is just a fling:p
Me: I'm not creative, jst managing my bills hehe;) whaat! Oh so ur heart wears glasses? Well if u still deciding then I'll take this investment (discounted)
Nadz: =D ur awesome jase.. Soooo I'm gna take the student investment scheme.. Friends?:)
Me: U have a bf bt u put a sad face haha the poor guy. Bt hey whoa not so fast, I dnt hit on nice girls k. Plus I dnt want 'food's' seconds :p
Me: I kno I am:p. No no the only time we cn be friends is wen I change my facebook name to benefits... So wen I accept itl say (you are now friends with -:D
Nadz: =D guess bbm friends then definately not fbX_X
Me: Ie discounted haha
Nadz: Touche mr benefits:p
Me: U kno I'm pretty certain there's more to u than meets the eye hey
Me:
well said miss fling
Nadz: Of course there is! Cumon, who else gives u comebacks like me:p .. Ok gtg meet finacc for our date! Chat to u soon friend jase:)
Me: Ahem! That's mr. Benefit:) haha ur comebacks are fun:p stay awesome and turn that frown upside down haha
Nadz:
(discounted!)
Me: Wholesome({hug})
Help will be much appreciated
CHAT