Strolling along the sidewalk in the SPAM during my lunchbreak today I see a sultry looking HB8.5 in nice business attire. I walk behind her for a block mesmerised by her butt, the sway of her hips and the clickity click of her heels on the concrete. I can see on her left hand that she doesnt have a ring on so I decide to move in. After 30 seconds or so we approach a red light so I pulled up next to her while we were both waiting for the green man. I looked to my left and she saw me staring....

me: Can I ask you a serious question? (i'm smiling slyly)

her: Errr, I guess?

me: How long have you worked in the SPAM? (she had her building ID card attached to her belt)

her: Ummm, almost 3 years.

me: Did you know on average the SPAM worker spends 6 days a year waiting for the green man as we are now (bullshit statistic I pulled out of the air). Thats 18 days for you.

her: Is that true?

me: Apparently so. Imagine in another 10 years or so when you're going to be, i'm just guessing here, about 35 years old (she was easily 35 years old now), you will have spent 78 days standing at lights.

A massive smile appeared on her face at my remark about her age. By this stage we were crossing the street together and I decided to toss a time constraint into the ring in an attempt to number close.

her: So where did you hear that statistic huh? It sounds made up.

me: Maybe it was just an excuse to come and say hi to you?

She smiled again.

me: Hey I gotta jet 'cause I have to get back to my office but I think we should meet up at a more convenient time and talk stats!

her: I'm not a stats expert.

me: I'm certain you have many other talents, all of which i'd love to hear about.

She looks at me for a moment and i'm smiling my cheeky grin.

her: Here's my card, just dont use my work email, its really for business only.

me: Agreed. Nice meeting you.

her: Nice meeting you too. Hey whats your name??

me: Aeron

her: Nice to meet you again Aeron.

Turns out she is a senior paralegal at one of my city's most prestigious law firms. Game on.

Awesome dude, keep us up to date on here!

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