Well, yesterday was my second attempt, actually, but since the first time I froze and I couldn't even open, let's just say that was my last day as an AFC.
I tried to open a 4 set of 7.5s with one of Gambler's "Irresistible Asshole" opener. So I came up to them and asked them if they have ever met a guy who was such an asshole that would kiss them, get their number and never call, or maybe even bed them and use them and never hear from him again. They said "No", so I said "Well! Today is your lucky day! My name's Martin, how you doing?" I got some good response, but it took too much for me to figure out where the f*ck would I go from there and I lost them.
Later on, we were on the VIP and I saw a mixed 3 set, 2 HBs with one guy. I opened one of the HB 7 while the guy was talking to the other one, a HB 8.5, I asked her if she was friends with the other HB, and she said yes. So I asked her which one of them did she think got hit the most. She started mumbling something about not knowing, that she was out of it. I asked her if she had a boyfriend, as a reason for being out. She said no, she had had too many champagne glasses. And that's when the other moron came along and started telling me how she was his friend and I should show some respect, and that I should buy them some more champagne. While I was trying to get away from him, the HB turned around and left me hanging in there with the AFC telling me he knew the owner and blah, blah, blah. That those were his friends (again!) etc. I told him "Dude, your frineds are leaving u behind, u better hurry!" so he turned around and left.
After an hour or so, I saw the other HB (8.5) dancing alone while the AFC was chatting up th HB 7. So I came up to her and asked her if he was really their friend, or what, 'cause he had tried to pimp them to me for a bottle of champagne. She said nobody was pimping her, with a straight face. So I said I had imagined that much, but couldn't get the guy. So we started talking, got her name, where she lived, her career, etc, And we were getting it on pretty well. I was micro-escalating with some kino, until that AFC came back and stood between the HB and me and asked her for a smoke, while completely locking me out. So I come around to the HB's ear and say "He never misses anything, right?" She giggled and gestured "no". She said to my ear "He just takes care of us". And the chump was listening and began ranting again about him knowing the owner, and he knew about security, etc, etc... So I lost my patience, I told the HB I had to get back to my friends, I'd leave her to hers and I hoped I would see her again sometime. After that, I ejected.
Even though three times came out with nothing, I felt confidence that I can actually pull this shit off. And I also felt I increased my HV just by talking to thos HBs. I couldn't open any more sets because my friend made me drink like a beduini and I couldn't focus on the task at hand. But, pretty good first try, if u ask me.

Sorry if it's too long a post. It's my first report. I'll get better at it, more precise at the storytelling.

Nishtai signing off

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