Im sarjing last night with two friends and we are in line for a club and a hired gun club promoter approaches us and gives us flyers for a new club opening in toronto and free cover with this flyer.

Her: blah blah blah (talking about the club)
Me: Im so glad you are promoting a club and not hitting on me. Quick question, do you think fake boobs re slutty?
Her: Well I have real boobs(as she squeezes her cleavage together). But whatever makes people happy I gues why? (She points at my beer im drinking) Nice, I love Moosehead.
Me: I have this friend and his girlfriend just got fake boobs. She is an exotic dancer, and her boyfriend who payed for them is now saying shes slutty because shes getting so much more attention.
Her: Shes an exotic dancer?
Me: Yeah, I used to date one as well. Dont hate. I actually introduced the 2. The thing is, is that he is a body builder so when he called her slutty and fake to me I was like, you took sterhoids. You take muscle enhancers and shes fake?
Her: Oh my god what an asshole.
Me: Im Derail
Her: Im Kristy
Me: Is that your natural hair colour? ( As I move under her umbrella almost face to face with her)( I begin kino)
Her: No, Do you like it?
Me: I used to have my hair dyed that coulour actually, And I also dyed my goatee i had and my friends made me shave off the goatee so I just had this dirty porn stache, it was a good laugh for all of us. Do you dye your eybrows also because they match.
Her: Theyre drawn on actually.(She looks down)
Me: I think they look hot. Are you fun?
Her: Yeah, why? I like this by the way. She touched my necklace. You in a band?
Me: Yeah, why youre not one of those groupy girls are you?
Her: (laughter) No, You just look like a guy who plays in a band. What do you play?
Me: Guess?
Her: Bass guitar.
Me: Yup, everybody always guesses that. Why is that?
Her: you just strike me as a bass player.
Me: So, is there more to you than meets the eye?
Her: Oh god yeah, I study psychology at U of T. I work, I paint.
Me: I love psychology. Pick a number between one and ten. the first one that pops into your head, dont say it. Got It
Her: Yup.
Me: Ill get back to you. So, you think your fun. I have this pass where I het to see 5 different things in Toronto, the cn tower, the zoo, casa loma, r.o.m., and the hockey hall of fame. Which one would you go to if you had the chance?
Her: The hockey all of fame.
Me: No way, I cant even talk to you anymore. I love that. You are the first girl Ive ever met that would wanna go to the hockey hall of fame. thats it. Your taking me.( I type her number in my phone and hand it to her)
Her: Sweet id love to go. ( she types her number in my phone)
Me: Well I gotta get back to my friends and you need to get back to work, was the number 7?
Her: Yeah, thats crazy. Youre pretty cool make sure you call me, Here ill get rid of your beer can for you.
Me: Thanks. If I see you on my way out ill have a smoke with you.
Her: Sweet. Call me

Throughout this whole set, I kept moving with my friends who were in there own sets and she kept following me. This whole set took maybe ten to fifteen minutes. Its a long story short.

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