| This is one of the good ones! This girl is insane hot… She has this petite body, sexy hair, a Marilyn Monroe tattoo covered with roses on her arm and wearing a tight skirt.. She´s a promoter for a club, I´ve been watching this girl for a couple of minutes. I saw her earlier that day at the beach, I just didn´t manage to approach her for some reason..
Anyway there I go with my buddies and there she approaches us and starts talking to me, and I was like, “Okay, you got 2,2 minutes to tell me exactly WHY I should listen to you” (btw I love this opener when approaching hotties doing field-sales), so she´s like “Allright, yade yade yada, blablabla (talking about this club)”, and then I was like “I don´t care, I just want SMOKIN´ hot women. I haven´t seen ANY one today!”.. and then she´s like Wtf, and hits me on my shoulder (as if I didn´t notice she was hot)… And she´s like you´re mean!.. So this girl keeps on talking trying to oversell me this club, at this point I lock deep eye-contact with her can´t hear shit of what she´s saying and I suddenly go with “I could bang you right now”, and she´s like “shut uuup come on just go in to this club”..
I then ask her about her name and she tells me, and I ask her from what city she´s from.. Then I was like “Ohh shit, I´ve heard soo many rumors about you?”.. now she gets soo curious and keeps asking me about what i´ve heard about her (of course I have never really met this girl in my life).. So I tell her that I would tell her in one condition, if she could take a little break and had a cigarette with me (If there would be ONE single good thing about cigarettes, then it would be that it gets you laid – Having a cigarette with someone outside the club is like my favorite excuse to isolate)...
Anyway there we are standing and she asks me about my name.. and then I´m like, “How come you don´t know, I mean we slept together like 3 weeks ago? I didn´t know that you were a player. Warn me next time”… There she´s laughing, this girl has like the cutest smile.. I´m just looking at her lips imagining that she´s blowing me.. Back on track, she´s like come on and she hit me again.. And I´m like “Hands off lady, if you´re going to pretend that you don´t know me because you are afraid someone notices you have been with me then I´m gonna play hard to get”.. And then I´m like, “Naah just kiddin, well you have 3 guesses”.. and she´s like please just tell me, and I´m like, “Fine I´ll help you, I´m in the movie business. I manage famous actors you probably know”, and she´s like “Seriously??? Who??”, And I go, “The 4 funny penguins from The Madagascar movie”… She´s now laughing so much, like cracking and leans her head on my chest…”I´m like serious, I work as a penguin adopter, why is that so funny?”, with a serious look on my face, and then she says, “I like you”.. And then I go, “Yeeah I like you too, you look like a penguin, let me adopt you”…. Chitchat chitchat
So I´m like naah just kiddin and then I go with, “How come I haven´t seen you before?”, like to display that I´m a social guy that know lots of women, and she goes with, “I don´t know how come I haven´t met you?”… At this point I start sensing the attraction going on, and then I do my favorite routine, let´s just call it the body-routine.. Basically it goes like this, I tell her… “You know what there´s something interesting about you, try to stand straight and relax your shoulders”, and she´s like why I say, just do it!.. Then I say with a deep voice while looking in her eyes, “Don´t think I´m going to hit on you now”, and while I say that I move my right hand slowly behind her neck and start massaging her softly and pushing down to her muscles a litte bit, she has the WTF is going on look.. And then I ask, “When was the last time you had a boyfriend?”, and she says that it was like 8 months ago.. then I go with, “Yeah I can sense that, and u seem pretty stressed. You need a good hand to take care of you (she´s now loving the massage, and yeah it´s on the middle of the street in front everyone, and my friends are like OMG now he´s doing his voodoo shit again haha)”… anyway I remove my hand and pretend as if I´ve done nothing and say, “Soo how long have you been working here?”, and she´s like, “Wow mister, what was all that about, you can´t just stop!”… And I´m like, you don´t wonna know.. She´s like, C´mon tell me… I go with, “Can I trust you?”, and she´s like yeah sure… then I take her closer to me, and now I have both my hands massaging her back and her tight little ass shit I wonna fuck that thing, and she´s like ummmmmmmm that´s good.. And then I say, “The reason I´m doing this is because I want to sense what kind of person you are, and I can feel that you are veery stubborn, like a lot! You always have to be right in every discussion.. You´re also very confused about what you want to do about your life, it´s like there´s so many things you want to do, but you just don´t know where to start”…at this point she´s staring at me with wide-opened eyes thinking to herself, HOW the FUCK does he know all that´s stuff about me???… Then I go with, “There´s something I need to ask you, but DON´T answer if you don´t want to talk about it (she nods, agreeing), How´s your relationship with your dad?”.. then she´s like, “OMG, why are you asking me that?”, then I´m like, just answer the question, and she´s like.. “Well I haven´t seen him for years! How the heck do you know all this stuff about me, have you been stalking me or something?”, Then I´m like, you don’t want to know..
So she doesn´t know my name, she doesn´t know what I do, she can´t believe what just happened and now she´s like CHASING me for good.. I mean this girl has now invested EVERY emotion she has in me, and it took like 10 minutes.. Then I go with, “You know what? There are SO many things I can tell about you already from now, things that even YOU might not be aware of.. I tell you what, come to my place tomorrow at 2pm SHARP! If you´re late you´ll never see me ever again”, and she´s like okay 2pm I´ll be there! We exchange numbers and I take off…”…. I like using this sense of urgency kind of thing usually, like it´s now or NEVER. Showing that I´m not afraid to lose her.
The next day, I´m like still sleeping, having my hand in my boxers, and the door knocks EXACTLY at 2:00:00:00:00pm.. I´m like wow, relax girl….I open the door and there she is, I then look to the right and she has brought her sister (She was okay hot too, they both had fake, but amazing boobs)… She was like, “I brought my sister, I told her about what you did yesterday”.. and then I´m like “Upti yaaaay let´s have a threesome then”… they both laugh..
So we take off, and go to a sushi restaurant… We had fun talking about everything, from Jersey shore, Boys 2 men music, eating Ben & Jerry´s on a hot summer day.. I of course finally told her my name and where I was from, not actually what I worked with and stuff like that..I just focused on making them speak.. And the only thing I had in mind was to bang this girl.. the sister gets a call and she leaves us, so now we are here all alone.. So i´m like, “Let´s go suntan at the pool at my hotel”, and she´s like sure.. so we head back to my hotel I change my clothes, she gets her stuff from where she lives and we meet up again..
First thing she asks, when we were there laying down was, “How come you know all this stuff (referring to the body routine I did to her), and how old are you anyway?” She was 24.. And then I´m like, “Seriously you don´t wonna know and you won´t believe me anyway if I told you.. Btw you´re too young for me”, And she´s like what the heck C´mon? I don´t answer her but I reveal to her that I´ve been studying female psychology and human behavior for a couple of years.. and then she´s like “Shit, that’s impressive, are you like 25-27?”, And I´m like yeah whatever, she´ll never know I´m only 21 anyway….so she´s now like, “Tell me more? What can you tell about me?”.. Then I´m like I´d love to tell you but it´s a process I need to know you better and you need to let me touch you on your intimate zones”… and she´s like yeah sure.. I just LOVE this body-routine, because it gives you the role of an authority and you can literally do WHATEVER you want with girls if you do it and frame it correctly.. I have done this countless times by talking to women only a couple of seconds, and no shit, I´ll be FINGERING their pussies after talking to them for a couple of minutes ONLY, in the middle of the street, I know crazy stuff..
I now start massaging her body intimately, she´s loving it and I say, “Damn, there´s so much toxics absorbed in your muscles, no wonder you haven´t tried an amazing orgasm before”… And she´s like, “Soo are you telling me you are good at giving girls orgasms?”, And I´m like, “Well you can find out.. just promise me one thing.. WHEN, we got together make sure to drink loads of water because you are going to lose lots of liquids while cumming..”, and she´s like smiling and says.. “Aight, I´ll do that”.. Boom I know she´s down getting dirty with me now..
Suddenly her sister calls because she´s having some issues with her boyfriend and really needed to talk to her.. So my girl had to leave, But I knew I was going to see her tonight at the club.. So I kiss her goodbye..
Hours later at the club I spot both sisters and they like jump over me saying, “Strawbeeeeeeeeeeeeeerryyyyyy (my nickname)”.. I´m now dancing with both sisters and we´re having lots of fun.. I isolate my girl, and take her out for a cigarette. And I´m like “shit the club is packed and it´s too hot inside.. let´s get something to eat and go to your hotel or something..just chill”.. And then she´s like, “Yeah I really want, but what about my sister, and why can´t we go to your place?”.. I´m like,”I got 2 horny dudes in my room, so yeah.. if you want a foresome?”…
So my goal right now is to fix up a plan.. I recognized that the sister was all over some guy in the club, probably someone she has been flirting with before.. I walk up to the sister, and I was like, “Whats going on with u on your boyfriend”, and she´s like, “He´s just a dooshbag, a big idiot!”.. and she starts giving a 20min speech, and then I go, “You know what, fuck that! Don´t allow anyone to treat you like that.. I think you should go home with that guy you´ve been all over for the whole night”, and she´s like, “You think so?”, and I go, “Yeah definitely, do it!”… Mission accomplished!! she decides to stay at the club and go home with the guy. Daamn I´m sneaky and mean..
We now get out of the club, and head back to her hotel room… The first thing I do is to take my clothes off just lying with boxers and a tank top, and throw myself down on her bed..She decides to take a shower, and while she´s doing that I put some music on..Her favorite band and song, Boys 2 men “I´ll make love to you”… When she goes out she gives me this smile and says, “Awww, you remembered that I told you that”, And I´m like yeeaah buddy..
So we´re now lying on the bed and she´s only wearing hot pants and a big T, and I ask her.. “Did you remember to drink lots of water?”, and she gives me this kinky look immediately, and says yeah.. I look deep into her eyes and say, “If you had 3 wishes what would they be”, and then she says stuff I couldn´t really remember because I was all over her boobs and body.. and then she asks me how about you Then I say: “Cure the baby penguins in Africa, to own a strip bar with shemales (she´s laughing now, in a sexy way)… aaand kiss you” While I say that I move closer and boom… Deal closed, fuck me she was tight to fuck… too bad she lives hours away from me…
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