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Wake up.Take a shower.Head to high school.
I took a chair in the subway,feeling really confident about my variation of Jealous Girlfriend Opener.
A HB10 with a sneaky look in her eyes (i had many girlfriends with that look,and they were all golddiggers,it must be a coincidence tho,who knows) and BAM.I`m there
I was really sleepy so i think this fucked it up.
Me with a sleepy face:Hey.Y`all are women so you`ll have great answer to my question.(i was about to fall in a microsleep)
She:What.
Me:So i have(pause) this friend in (pause)high school who....(No i didn`t add the pauses for getting their attention i was just goddamn sleepy,i slept for a half hour after 48 hours of red bull & programming)
She:I DONT GIVE A FUCK
I put my hand on her shoulder and thanked her for rejecting me,because i just realized how fucked up her teeth were.
I hopped into the train and took a seat,and sat next to a blonde asian girl.
I dont really remember what we talked but it was some teasing,some cold reading(i actually guessed everything right to the point,she was from Moldova,Medicine University,Just broke-up and
feeling flirty)
So we exchange names,but she was boring as hell so i left her.
THEN IT HIT ME
I saw this cocky,chubby hb9 and immediately started talking to her.(She was exactly what i described
when i was asked about my perfect woman in DYD`s book)
Now this was no oneitis bullshit.I was sexually attracted to the 100%.The conversation flowed
naturally.
Me:I swear to god i know you from somewhere
She:Liar.
Me:Aren`t you that cocky girl who always makes the class laugh?
She:How the hell did you know?
Me:It`s a mystery (i tought about Mystery)
We talked for a little while,i stalled the conversation because i felt too horny.I just wanted to grab her hands and pull her towards me but it was too crowded (i didn`t want her to be judged)
When i was about to ask her phone number,her bf came.I was really in a jerk state of mind so i shook hands with him and started asking him random questions.
He:Why did you hit on my girlfriend?
Me:Ask her again if i hit on her or she did.(In Romania manipulation is seen as a fun game,so
i frame it as she was hitting on me)
They are both gone and i am left with a feeling of confidence that i can open any set.
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When you realize that rejection doesn`t mean shit you`ll try to find a way how to kick your own ass for being an idiot.
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