| Hey guys,
I added HB8 on facebook nearly a month ago. This happened after seeing her at the club (she is a mutual friend of a circle of my friends). I never introduced myself to her at the club, but she still accepted my friend request. After nearly a month of her sitting uselessly on my friends list, I received a message from her on facebook, asking if I would attend Electronic Daisy Carnival.
Long story short, we planned to meet at EDC, but I still do not have SMS and we were not able to meet that night. I message her on facebook the next day and immediately use the cocky-funny strategy. Thinking I was clever, I said
Wood: It's crazy.. we've been talking for nearly 45 minutes on facebook. That's a lot for 2 people that have never met.
HB8: You've set me aback once again.
Wood: What do you mean?
HB8: Are you telling me you don't remember my birthday at the club? And did you add me on facebook thinking I'm some desperate girl?
Wood: (I really was drunk that night, and I vaguely remember seeing her. I'm also trying my best to play this off and not sound like a creep) Hahahahaha nooooo!! lmaoooo. I remember seeing you in the club! What I meant was that I never introduced myself to you. So technically, we've never met. But I added you on facebook because I remember looking at you when you were laughing and I noticed your nose wiggled.
HB8: Omggg you're not allowed to talk about my nose!!!!
Me: But I thought it was a cute wiggle! I'll call you Ms. Wiggles!!
HB8: I'm getting rhinoplasty, so hopefully the wiggle will be gone.
Me: I'll delete you from facebook if you get rhinoplasty
HB8: I'll call you if you delete me from facebook.
I took this as a strong IOI. She ended up coming over the next night. I took this as an opportunity to show her that I will not jump all over her, so I turned on some stand up comedy as soon as she walked in. After the stand up comedy I took several unflattering pictures of her using a fisheye lens and told her I would make these my profile picture on facebook (in a joking manner of course). We ended up talking about sexual encounters we've had and fetishes that I have. Everything was going according to plan... until..
The next thing that would happen ended up blowing my mind. We engaged in deep conversation and I found myself liking her. I'm not sure if it was a combination of her sweet eyes, petite body, and the heart-breaking story she told me, but I was dumbfounded. A fire was burning inside of me. I wanted to hug her and kiss her. I actually saw a potential girlfriend in her. I even bumped her up from HB8 to HB9 in my mind. I diverged from my game plan and started slowly
closing the gap in between us. I knew I was fucked. This is the first time both of us have met and we are both completely sober.
It took every ounce of self control I had to stay cool. She ended up sitting on my bed and simply held her calf muscles with my hands and gently rubbed them. We looked in each others eyes. I knew she wanted me. She knew I wanted her. But I wouldn't allow myself to pull the trigger. She ended up leaving my house at 3:30. She gave me a tight and very long hug after I walked her to her car. I kissed her on the top of her head (She is 5ft 1, I am 6ft 1). She went home.
I told myself not to get involved with her because I move in less than 2 weeks. I wouldn't want to get attached to this girl. I spent the entire next day with this girl on my mind. I didn't want to text her for obvious reasons, so I occupied myself by texting a 26 year old single mom I met at the Dallas Mav's championship parade. I ran through the routine (neg, qualify, humor, etc..) and we set up a date to "floss my dog's teeth." I was planning on hooking up the milf until I got a text from HB9 at 8pm that night. She wanted to hang out. I immediately canceled my plans with the milf and arranged plans with HB8.
This time, I included alcohol in the mix. After several mixed crown royal drinks, a storm passed over north Texas. We stopped watching the movie and stared at the lightning outside. I turned off the light and we started talking about how much we each love storms. I saw her quickly drink the last quarter cup of the Crown mix. I took that as an IOI. I grabbed her head only seconds after she laid down on my bed and we started making out. I lightly squeezed her neck and deeply exhaled into her ear. This was a done deal. I went down on her and she went down on me. Our chemistry was so strong that the sex could be nothing but amazing.
It just goes to show that you can't always stick to the script.
-Wood
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