-Narrated by A-Cutey

So my bf and I are really interested in finding a third for an exciting night of threesome passion. We have recently started a journey to find this third which has included: looking at facebook friends to see what our likes are, and opening girls in different places. So one day H!j!nx and I went out to the mall to hunt. We went to Spencer’s to get a few freaky things – a vibe for me, a book on orgasms for him. And while there we saw one candidate. We both agreed that her looks were good enough for both of us and, to top it off, she was in the store shopping for sex items.

I had my camera with me, and we walked up to her and said, “Hey, can you take a picture of us?” He had on the most ludicrous Bob Marley wig that you ever did see, and I had on my Adorable Face. Gave the cam to the girl and she took a picture of us. We began chatting, finding out details about her. She thought we were hilarious, mostly because we are. We exchanged contacts, and she said we should go out to get drinks sometime. Sadly, I made a face, which may have been the beginning of the end. I am not 21 yet, so that could be a problem. Of course, we agreed to hang out since we wanted her in bed eventually. We then went to make our purchases at the counter.

As we approached the register, and the attendent shouted from across the room, “H!j!nx, is that you!” H!j!nx apparently knew her, and we all began chatting. Sadly for both of us it was at that time that our potential third walked out of the store, passing us, in a state of not-happiness, not looking quite as happy as she had before. Not sure if it’s just me, but maybe that was because it seemed that we were enjoying spending time with other people than just her. So later on that day, since I could only spend a day with my love, we called the potential, and ask if she wanted to hang out. Sadly, she didn’t pick up the phone. We left a flirty message to see what would happen, but there was no reply. Soon after, H!j!nx sent a text, but she didn’t respond to that either.

What went wrong? She seemed to be giving HEAVY IOI’s, but no response. We can chalk this up to a learning experience, but we’d like to know if anyone has any suggestions for what we could have done better. . .