| Alrite Starting with the HB 8.5!
She opened me which was awesome, she was looking for a gym called fitness first. So i tryd to give her directions but I'm like, yeah ill show you come with me, we will pass it by! i have to go past that area real quick and look at something anyway.
On the way I introduced myself, and she was at the rapport building stage, so i Immediately went into
Pleasure meeting you, I’m Chris, omg do you always shake a guys hand like that, we have to try it again with more confidence, men love a girl with real confidence, i was out last night and i meet this amazing girls he did exotic dancing and modeling, she must’ve been on tour, but her handshake was horrible, and i ended up not taking her number! So its very important missy!
Where you from? how long have you been here? omg your Dutch i cant date you my last girl was Dutch *stops and makes her move forward and turn around, then continues walking past her and smiles* so anyway i don’t know where I’m going but we can randomly ask people, but here is the trick we have to ask people that look weird and have NO idea where that place would be just for fun. So here it goes i start first
Hey guys where is fitness first... Omg they didn’t know , okay your turn see that big fat guy that looks like a baker? go ask him go go *nudge and pusH*
hahahhhahahah, your such a dork, i think he liked you, i have to set you guys up for a date, you’d look so cute together *kino on her lower back*
(something here, bla bla)
Well here we are fitness first, see i know Sydney really well, i should charge you for this! but instead ill give you my number, just incase your lost again! while your doing that draw a stick men, and ill tell you what it means after! i used to tour with a few artists and they thought me some pictorial analysis, no two stick men are ever alike (credit impact for routine), and if my stickman is cooler then yours then you get to buy me coffee (no matter what she says my stickman is always cooler).
pleasure talking, give me a hi 5, now down below.. oooh you missed.. too slow !
catch you soon
Now the HB 8.5 (gawd i hate writing these FR such a drag, but its good because i can refer back to it and see why i did what i did and why it worked and calibrate off this, so this really isn’t for anyone out there i don’t particularly care who reads it if it helps you fine, credit me, but this is more for me).
Alrite i was at the art gallery, i saw my HB
Hey quick question what do you think this painting represents? oh really, because im throwing a bachelorize party im actually down here to be inspired and find something cool, like SPAM or something... no not horses.. (we were at a horse painting, ergh.. ) got any ideas?
cool she you are useful, im going to hire you and you can give me awesome ideas! im actually recruiting a sidekick, the job position is open so you are lucky!
she walks off smiling and looking at me talking all that bs, and as shes about to leave (oh i have to go)
Hey have you seen the Japanese art? lets check it out common (lead)
she follows smiles, her hands are crossed, so she takes a while to open, we gigle talk shit, i do the hand routine it goes well i neg her, i say omg, your such a brat, i don’t think i could date your kind! i talk to her about my ex gf being dysfunctional and incredibly pretty with high social status! she trys to neg me but of course I’m better then her, she ends up getting cubed and number closed! (really liked her, great girl).
her cube had a unicorn, which is a dhv to me, most girls have a lame horse! which is generally female. So she meet my standards, i ioi her for it!
Next is the HB 7, i don’t care if shes not as hot, she got my fluids going, i must have some primeval afc thing for not fucking the not as good looking girls that i need to catch-up! either way she had it where it counted, cute face, nice boobs, sexxy legs / feet! i was very sexually aroused, i wanna fuck her bad. So here is the story
We were in the book store, and i asked her about fiction she had some fiction b ok, or was it history? i think history, she had no idea, i payed her out, i wasn’t giving her much attention as i was pretending to look at books, picking up random once pretending to read them while I’m gently smiling and talking to her! she was from somewhere i forgot where but i told her my ex gf was from there and i cant trust her anymore, we have to do the trust, and i don’t care what mystery has for the trust test i think that test is lame, i do the tell me 3 things make one a lie, and if i can guess which one then i trust you if i cant then your a professional lair! I’m generally rubbish at guessing as i have failed the last 15 guesses in the sarges ive done, so whatv.. anyway i fail guessing hers I’m like OMG your a professional lair, i cant date you *note to self do not date this girl, *back turn**. She laughs, we talk more i move her to another section the library she throws a time constraint my way and a massive ioi
i have to go in 5 min.. but you can come with me..
hell yeh but no! you can wait biatch!
So i say 5 min is all i have to get your number huh?
she replies mhmm! I’m like us handsome boys can do it in 3
she smiles, we exchange numbers, she says do you always meet girls like this in book stores and pick them up? I’m like no its my first time there (it was my second but whatever close enough), she goes well done, that was really good! and writes her number down, i say it was a pleasure meeting you, i hold her hand and look her deep in the eyes telling her that I’m going to completely fuck her brains out and I’m gonna have such a good time with her that she will never want to let me go, and i hold the hand for a bit more including eye contact and let her go !
i smile, and I’m all happy i sit down and read a car magazine about a bugetti veyron!
If I’m reading this later down the road, note never close one girl and go home, close about 10 so you can always have the satisfaction of a date and a msg, so you wont need to be needy waiting for a very pretty girl to msg you! You’ve got others to game, and always number close on paper with little drawings because that gives you a reason to call back and tell them what dorks they are for not being able to draw, and what they mean.
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Back, starting over as of 2012.
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