I went to a club last night and I will now break down my sarges. I was wearing a green new era Pittburgh fitted, green sunglasses that also flash green lights at dif speeds, 6-8 beeds (half silver, half green)...now to the sarges.

I opened a three set pretty directly with the "blonde hair opener". They all were 7s, so I wasnt super concerned, but i asked how they all knew each other and they happened to go to the same college and all were psyc majors (I was as well). I asked my target if she believed in esp and ran the esp routine. She couldnt figure out a country, so her friend whispered and I payed close attention, knew she said denmark and when I asked my target if she had been drinking alot because there r no kangaroos in denmark she about shit herself. She was litterally screaming going ape shit lmao. She had two friends there, and I quickly realized one of them wanted to play mother, the other didnt give a shit, and my target was the freak. The one who wanted to play mother kept asking my target to go through the steps of the esp routine with her so she could analyze it. I quickly shut that down by saying "Oo this is the fun friend I can tell. Shes the type who wants to figure out the trick n blah blah" It was all said very c&f n playful n after that she basically backed off. I isolated and did the cube. She loved it obviously and afterwards I wanted to smoke a cig. I asked her if she smoked and she said ya when she drinks. Her friends were a table away, so before I took her to smoke I asked them if they minded if I brought their friend with my to smoke a cig n promised to bring her back. We were outside smoking, and this guy kept trying to talk to her. This kids game was atrocious, so I just let him talk, make himself look retarded because she kept trying to talk to me and he would try to butt in, and finally walk away in defeat. I brought her back to her friends and I knew this chick was an easily lay-up so I told her I had to meet a friend and I would see her later that night.

I then go upstairs and see a group of people in the corner and a smoking hot nine standing as a part of the group, but about 3 feet from them n the closest person to her was a girl at the corner of a table. Seeing a wide open nine I rush over n hit her w/the blonde opener. Did some fluff bs, and finally she asked for my name. If a girl doesnt ask me for my name within the first couple min, I will ask for hers, but it always ends with a riddle. She always tells me her name first. I give her 2 different riddles and introduce myself after she fucks up the 2nd time. for example....1st one whatever 2nd one 2 electric trains going at each other when they pass which direction does the smoke go "nowhere they are both electric trains, Hi my name is pua" At this point they are normally laughing and in a good mood. What girl doesnt love an interaction laced with games?! I learned from the fluff that she was there for a girls 29th bday party and I joked with her saying in one year she would be too old for me. (again, everything I do is c&f and after that I knew her friend wouldnt cockblock me) I do a little setup for the cube and basically tell her I want to run a personality test on her because she seems cool, but I want to know more about her so Im not wasting my time. I tell her alot of times you meet people for 3 minutes, talk to them for 10, n realize you should have stopped at 4. (she laughed n agreed) So as im explaining closing her eyes n visualizing then telling me what she sees for the cube, one of her male friends comes over. She jokingly tells him she is about to take a test n he should watch. Well I do the cube and she loves it. She asks me how many girls I pick up with it, and I just laughed n rolled my eyes. (Its next to fucking never that I fail a shittest) After the test i realize this fucking guy is still standing like 2 feet away from us just annoying me with his presence. He is wearing a hat that like ppl wore in the 20s with the button on the brim. Anways I shake his hand n thank him so much for watching over his friend. I told her I was happy he was hanging around us and that Im sure it was making her feel comfortable and that I really appriciated it. (I said it sincerely in a joking manner). Next I told him I loved his hat and that I thought he was probably really artistic n that girls like that. He backed down pretty directly. Anways...we talked for another min (dont remember the fluff) n the friend whos birthday it was had already rounded up their whole group to leave and came to get my 9 last...she said she had to leave cause her whole group was, and I wasnt about to try n force a number close when she was on her way out so I had to just let it go.

I walk back downstairs after losing the 9 thinking FUCK, that was the hottest girl here GRRRR and who grips me up...the lay-up 7 from before. She says she has to leave, but wanted me to dance with her for a song before she had to go. (earlier she had said something about thinking I was probably a good dancer to which I replied that I was a great dancer. So we danced for a while and I made out with her the whole time. She told me she was having fun, and I told her I wanted to see how fun she really was, to which she replied "I dont have a limit on fun" (Lay-up anyone???) After dancing she asked me for my number, n I normally dont play it like that...but she was like ASKING, not using it as a blow off technique. She called immediately so i got her number. She leaves and I go hang out with some friends and bullshit for a little bit.

A guy who I'm friends with and have known since we played midget football together stopped out. He is like 6'4 300lbs n not good with women in the slightest. Anyways, we were bullshitting and I was telling him about the earlier sarges a little. My other buddy who I was with was like, ya u just missed him making out on the dance floor for the past 20 min. (of my friends, I am one of the only ones who is into pick-up and running smooth game. Because of this, when we go out I basically go get girls, n they drink and bullshit. I come check in hang out for a little then go back out to sarge. So my boy who 6'4 300 says he wants to see me in action. I tell him ok, but you have to stay like 10 feet away from me and just observe what I do. He agrees and comes along. I spot an 8 and a 7 sitting at a table together with one open chair. I walk over start doing the blonde opener and sit in the open chair. They like my hair how it is and there is some fluff bullshit. Now my ogreish friend starts chiming in little things when me and the ladies are talking. I politely say leave to him. I start running some nlp on the girls. I have them imagine the first time they were in love and what it feel like to have your heart skip a beat when you see the other person and how you get this pit in your stomache and blah blah blah...lead them to their memories. Anyways I told them I had an intuition about them and that it was that they have been meeting alot of guys recently and its not that they dont like any they just dont give them that same feeling. (Of fucking course not...good luck trying to duplicate fallin in love for the 1st time) Anyways the 8 tells me how this is such an incredible first impression. My ogre friend starts chiming in again and I say "Leave" kinda loud to him, but with a smile n still looking at the 8. Anyways...i notice he is standing like 2 feet behind me, but I figure fuck it. After the nlp, the 7 started thinking about her bf, n I told her that she should call him and tell him she met a guy at a bar who made her realize how lucky she was to have him and how much he meant to her. I said since u r out n he isnt here, Im sure he would appriciate that although you are out at a club, you are still thinking about him. She agrees n starts to call. I try to pull my 8 away...but she isnt really about it (Im guessing its because there is a 300lb monster standing 2 feet away with a full grown grizzley adams beard who looks like he would club her n bring her back to his cave), but I guess it could be that my game wasnt that sharp....LMMFAO Anyways after that I say it was nice to meet them, they seemed like really cool girls, and that I hope they had a great night, pressed eject, n yelled at the ogre for a minute. Not mean yell...just REALLY letting him know...WATCH the sets from 10 feet away if you want...dont come over n fuck my sets saying random retard things n hovering over me....He starts feeling sad n I give him a belly punch,shake n tell him its cool, I'm not super concerned about losing the 8 n there r plenty more. I just made it clear that next time...dont approach me, just watch from a distance.


anyways...check my phone this morning n the 7 hit me up at 3 am...ill post the text convo

Her: Nice meeting you tonight

ME: It was definitely cool meeting you last night. You seem like fun n i bet we will have alot of it together

Her: Yes! Lets get together soon how was the rest of your night

ME: Ya we can definitely kick it if you can promise to be on your WORST behavior the rest of the night I got to catch up with some friends I hadnt seen in a long time so I was excited. What craziness did you get into?

Her:My worst behavior? lol I was good, just chilled.

ME: Ya...sometimes you need to just relax. If you are going to hand out with me you should be well rested and have lots of energy. You will need it

Her: hahaha sounds like some intense stuff. I gave up all stuff but drinking so if you are expecting me to do crazy shit it wont happen lol

ME: Well we dont really need to drink or do anything to have some intense crazy times.

Her: Oh okay haha I wasnt sure what you were referring to there lol

ME: ...well I just really woke up so im going to hop in the shower n start figuring out my game plan for tonight. I will hit u up later n maybe we will run into each other.

Her: Ha I love that you just woke up okay ttyl

She just hit me up, n this is pretty lamesauce game, but this chick is so DTF i couldnt lose her in a maze.

Her: Where wull you be tonight, my friend wants to go out but idk where I'm feeling to go

ME: Umm I think I may just end up kicking it at my house. Im feeling kinda blah n will probably just chill in my hot tub.

Her: Im feeling so bla too. My friend wants to go out n Im like idk

Me:(in my head im laughing at how quickly she changed her frame to fit mine) Well...bring a bathing suit and lets be blah together

Her: Sounds fun! My friend really want to go out though, Would you wanna grab a drink or two w us later?

ME: What time were you thinking about going out? I could probably do that, but if I dont, you should go out with your friend and come kick it after.

Now I know it seems super pussy to not want to immediately go out...but after the club i got fed a buncha lsd n was up all night n slept for 4 hours from 1:30pm-4:30pm and dont feel up to really do anything but recover. Me letting her come over is about as far as I wanna go in effort. If she comes over...Im thinking hot tub, head, sleep. Its sad...Im that spent energy wise that it would be a challenge to fuck, and I'm not about to half ass fuck a new chick. Ill let you know how it goes...enjoy.