i was totally immasculated... but its a good story!



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:29 pm 
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Let me preface this story with a little back ground:
I was working out in the school gym with my earphones tured up and i was crouched down reading my workout routine. I stood up quickly to go do my next lift and a hb8.5 was leaning over me grabbing her work out sheet. I obviously hit her and gave her a little hell for being all over me. she laughed and we chatted for a bit and exchanged names. She called me a year later and wanted to hang out.

So heres where the date starts:

I picked her up to get a bite to eat at Dave and Busters. I wanted to take her somewhere fun since it was a first date. While we were eating she mentioned several times how she broke up with her last boyfriend becasue he wasnt manly enough. We finnished and when the check came she said," Hey, I'd like to pay!" I said,"Uhh, ok..."
We started with basketball (I played in HS and a little in College). I told her if i beat her she had to give me a kiss, she agreed and we started. She didnt only beat me, i think she must have set some sort of record. She scored like 88 pts and i only had 24. I thought she must have been really lucky but she beat me 3 times in a row. I assumed she just was good at basketball so we moved on to skii ball. Once again, she killed me. this went on all night so finally i got tired of getting beat so I told her i would take her home.
When we got to her house she invited me up and introduced me to her roomates and we watched a movie in her bed. finally she told me to go home. She started to walk me to my car. I told her she didnt have to but she insisted. when we got to my car she opened the door for me. I gave her a hug and right when i was about to kiss her she said, " so are you going to kiss me?" i said of crouse and we made out for a little while then i went home. when i got home i told my roomates abotu the date and they all laughed and told me that she was the man and i was the woman.
These kind of dates have happend 3 times now and i am so confused right now i have no clue what to do.
anyway i know i acted like an afc but everyting she did threw me off. At least its a funny story!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:51 am 
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You must have made a good impression or she did not want to seem interested to call you a year later. :?

It is a good story anyhow!

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well you did let her beat you...so she pretty much stole uR frame...plus she also picked up the check...maybe that was a shit test...I don't know


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I think I would have offered to split the check.

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Ok, I went out with her again tonight. This time I took her Bowling, I paid and she paid for drinks. I also beat her ass in the ground! she made a remark, something like," bout time you beat me in something!" Anyhow, there is something about here that i like.

Does anyone else have any funny dates?


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:54 pm 
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next time a girl says about time you beat me in something, try being c&f and say something like don't worry i was saving the pounding for a lil later ;P

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OK u were playing alot of sports. U need to KINO.

She obviously was looking for you to be a MAN and get right in there.

You kino kino kino. I cant stress this enough. Its so powerful, just touching a girl realases chemicals that mix with her eastrogen and make her more HORNEY.

Next your in her fucking bed. Youve met her roommates. She wants you to be the man you should have started some kino pillow fight/play wrestle (since you were not kino'ing regualarly) and then gone in for the K-close on her bed the rest should be history.

Man its screaming obvious she wanted you to take the reighns...

and you let her kick you out (because she decided u were going to pull the moves on her and therefore not man enough for her that night).

Dont make the same mistake next time.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:17 pm 
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maybe he isnt looking for promiscous sex??? or maybe he doesnt want to be the rebound guy (seeing as she stated several times that her last relationship ended)


anyway, i cant believe she called u a YEAR later lol. and thats hilarous how she beat you at everything, she was probably trying to let you win, and still creamed u! (jk :wink: ) she sounds nice


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Funny when you go out again, take her some where you feel you can dominated her. IDK dude it sounds to me like it a shit test. But try centering yourself this time. Show her not like that weak, And don't show any sign of weakness. But also dont do it in a way were you trying to IMPRESS her. Matter of fact dont try impress, Then she WIll be impress. Think of yourself as AMOG of the room where you want to dominate her.


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