So, this weekend was pretty solid for me.


Day 1: Practice

Friday night, I meet these two girls, and they're blocking the door to the backyard at this one party I'm at. So, I walk up and open with "trying to not let anyone out? that's not cool."

They both just giggle and I continue with, "you guys MUST be freshmen."

Their faces drop as they respond that they're sophomores. Fast forward (as I don't remember exact words) and I ran the best friends game, which they enjoyed, I asked their majors, and I played the five question game with my target, (she lost, and her major was psychology) and I hit her with "I guess you're smart enough for psychology."

I also threw in the hand-squeeze game, and escalated kino accordingly, getting some hugs as well.

I had a solid neg in there that I remember when I said to both of them "you guys are pretty cute, you fit in well with all the other girls at the party." and the classic "oh, I really like this necklace, this other girl last night had one just like it."

Now, I found out they both had boyfriends, but I isolated the target, found out she was from maryland, and said "well I love ocean city, so we can go clubbing and out to eat sometime and he can pick up the tab" (I knew this wouldn't happen, but regardless, it was a practice night and I just wanted a reaction)

During the conversation, we started talking about phones, I gave her my number unfortunately, since my phone was broken. She hasn't texted me, as not getting hers and making her text me, just seems kinda needy and stupid, and gives her power. I don't expect a text, but regardless, a year ago, I would never have had the balls to approach a 2 set of girls like this (they were an HB8 and an HB7 respectively) so I considered practice night a success.


Oh right, also I got a third girl's number and have been texting her.


Day 2: The Kill

Saturday night, I decided to venture off-campus for a party and went with some friends about 14 blocks away, so any thought of bringing a girl home was out of the question, but making out is fine with me at this stage in my developing game.

I started by hitting on every girl I saw. I had good reactions from small groups, but since I wanna start with natural game and without a wingman as a crutch, anything more than a 3-set makes me shaky (I got completely spurned by a 5-set...as expected.)

Anyway, I'm by the dancefloor, just scouting and these two girls are grinding on each other.

I open with "how cute, lesbians" and I smile.

One of them responds with "nah, we're just friends."

I go, "in that case, I think i'll dance with you two."

They smile and I grind for a few seconds before a thought pops in my head...best friends game! So I play it, they're obviously best friends, and we continue dancing. I get names and numbers, but then some guys come and pull them away. It was too loud to say anything, and even after they said "we'll be right back" I figured I could do better anyway...they were an HB7 and HB6.

So, Thriller starts playing, and I see this really cute girl dancing to it (my friend later agreed with me she was definitely an HB8) and I approach, saying "do you know the whole thriller dance, or are you just gonna do the same move?"

She says she does but doesn't really remember so I say "then dance with me instead" she obliges (how did THAT work?)

so we're dancing, and I'm just asking about her major and grade and what she likes doing. And she turns around and we're grinding face-to-face (she's past just simple grinding and just dry-humping me viciously) so I say "this is the part where I would kiss you, but..." she interrupts with "I don't know you that well" then smiles, so I say "don't be rude, I wasn't finished...but, I barely know you and you could be crazy" she does that fake 'oh-my-god-did-you-just-say-that' face and I go, "but I would go about this far then you would come the rest of the way [she starts to, then stops...and I just go for it hoping for the best..she kisses back]" then I pull away and she says "you went all the way!" and I go "but you kissed back!" she looks down and goes "...yeah" so I move her chin up and she goes in to kiss me, we make out for a little bit until her friend grabs her to get another drink. No big deal.

I find a 2-set by the backyard. At this point, I don't really remember much of what I said. Mostly variations of stuff I'd been doing for the past 2 days. But it ends with me making out with an HB6 or HB7 (I say seven, as do a few of my friends, but other friends of mine say 6) Regardless, I got her number, and have been getting some good conversation as well as a facebook request from her.

Anyway, I still wasn't very drunk at this point, but her friend wants to leave so they go, and I choose to just go back to opening then ejecting shortly after since openers are always my weakness. As I do this, I also pick up a few more drinks. I end up so drunk I start going canned and approach a 4-set with "so who lies more..." and they say girls lie more, and this one blonde HB7 is looking at me intently, but her friend is not amused. She says "you're kind of intruding here..." and I ask the girl who's looking at me "am I intruding?" she responds with "a little bit, but I might be lying" and smiles. But the friend is still not playing along. All this time, the other two have been quiet. I guess the friend is the leading bitch of the group. I was too drunk to care at this point, but I woke up yesterday morning thinking "I could've just turned to the blonde girl and negged with "is she ALWAYS this rude?"

anyway, that's a vague recapping of my first official sarge while in the community.

_________________
I'm about to scoop your girl up like a groundball