| So I am pretty new to all this stuff... only about a full month in and this week was my first two days of real hard core sarging..
DAY 1: the mall near my house is a 3 story mall, its a sunday afternoon, we decide to go check some stuff out. My anxiety is kicking in the car.. not good.. We walk into the mall and as we walk in there is a small sunglass hut kiosk, the girl gives me a smile as I walk by(we will come back to her)
Sitting in the food court... I spot an HB 6-7.. gets worse as i approach but o well first approach i need the practice..
Ghost: Excuse me, Do you know if there is a book store in this mall?
HB: I actually work in the food court, I can ask my manager if there is a bookstore in the mall
Ghost: Perfect thank you, Whats your name?
HB:BLAH
Ghost:Interesting name... laugh and smiles.. I am Alex its nice to meet you
HB: blah ill be right back im gonna go ask my manager
she comes back and answers my question, but at this point my food is ready and im starving so i basically just say thanks and bail. I dont really want her anyways.
Afterwards
I go to meet my mother in the dress area inside dillards, this girl thats helping her sees me and my brother approaching and she asks what I think I smile but at the same time give the face like what the hell are you crazy.. Shes an hb8, small latin girl, very cute.
I am negging my mother and getting all the attention from the surrounding women trying to give her sound advice from her suns perspective. HB8 is laughing hysterically..
HB8: your mom is sooo cute
Ghost:I know but she needs a lot of help picking out dresses, her hips are pretty big
HB8: laughs shes very pretty tho
Ghost: yes she is, ex movie star quality. I am alex by the way whats your name?
HB8: blah
Ghost: thats a really interesting name..
HB8: interesting good or interesting bad?
Ghost: ummm smiles let me get back to you on that
HB8: O I dont like you as much anymore(pinches my arm)
more blah talk, then she takes off after a couple minutes to go on break so whatever.. no number close
We walk through and anxiety is still kicking like crazy
SUNGLASS GIRL TIME!!!!
We approach her on the way out.. I ask her about some glasses, we talk for a minute, she tells us about a story of a guy who had a yellow lamborghini and he bought yellow ray bans.. we leave after a couple minutes..
I went back to the mall today, and on the way out i stopped to talk to miss sunglass hut aka HB9 who just turned 18 (thank god)
Ghost:hey
hb:how are you?
Ghost: I am good, you will never guess what I saw yesterday!
hb: what?
Ghost: that guy in the yellow lambo you were talking bout!!!
hb: NOOO WAY!!!
blah talk
I DHV by telling a story about helping a friend find her lost girlfriend in our party town cuz she was drunk and high and running from the popo for indecent exposure.. gets a lot of laughs
She thinks its a crazy story, she laughs, I get her name etc. We talk some more, I kinda prolonged the inevitable number close, but after 15 minutes of dhv, funny stories, negging her bad english causing retainer I go for the number close and bam it works.. DIGITS!!!!
So I bounce out, I feel kinda bad cuz I made it seem like i might buy some sunglasses but I wont cuz I dont wear sunglasses haha
There were some others today but they were all flops, bitches etc..
Not a bad day tho, i got one set more than i usually do!
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