After a rather slow week of sarging I decided Friday I was going to go all out. My Wingman was out of town.....Mistake #1 I decided to head to my friends house. I decided to wear my University of Michigan shirt....Mistake #2. I go to a school near Penn State and we all know what happened last weekend. So I get there I see some HB7's a few 8's and one HB9. I knew in my mind she was going to be my target. After I looked around I knew it was going be a tough night I walked in to a Penn State Clusterfuck.

Set #1 HB7 and Two AMOG'S
One of the AMOG's went to Penn State. I opened with some small talk about NCAA. The HB7 had like blonde and brown layers so I negged her about picking a haircolor. The group enjoyed it and I talked about my friend going off the Navy Seals and the huge going away party we were throwing him. I was getting IOI's from the HB7 but when I found out she was going out with one of the AMOG's I decided to eject and come back later.

Ok after this set some trashed AMOG yells "FUCK MICHIGAN". Walked over and noticed he was with a HB7 and my target the HB9
Me: Ive been hearing that a lot I think the only way to settle this on the beer pong table.
I took off my hat and put it on her and told she was now an honorary Michigan fan for the night. She decided to play along. Now I knew I could tear this kid apart on the table and get some quality time with my target.
HB9: Whats your name?
Me: Josh you?
HB9: Steph
We get on the table and she knocks over a cup so I negged her about being clumsy and knew this was going to be a long night. She made absolutely 0 cups the entire game however we had a lot of fun taunting her friend and the AMOG. We ended up losing by one cup. I was feeling the alcohol crawling up and asked her to follow me outside for a ciggarette. I have my own routine will them.
I smoke Parliament Lights which have the recessed filter and they are like that for a reason. In Vietnam the guys on .50 cals and snipers would bite down on the ends while shooting. Then when the disco era hit people would put cocaine in the end. Then transitioned into talking about my navy seal friend. It was kind of cold last night and saw her shivering so told her I knew the perfect cure for being cold and told her to stand up.

Went in the for the k-close. Done!

Soon after a number close...im always a little awkward on these does anyone know a good way to get a #close. I just ended up asking her for it.
We rejoined the group one of the girls was trashed so they decided to head back to take care of her. The party kinda cleared out I was on the verge of blacking out. I spilled an entire beer bong on my two friends and decided to call it quits. Tonight I think im going to take it easy on the alcohol and focus on opening more sets.