| Date: 14/02/10
Venue/Place: Dingwalls - Camden
Event: Dubfreak’s Takeover – Dubstep event
Before the field report, I would just like to note that I had two Scottish friends (not PUAs) crash at my place from the 13th – 15th February to experience London and to come to this event. One is called Isaac and one is called Ben. I would also like to know if anyone went to this event.
On Valentine’s Day, Isaac went on a date with a girl he met the year before while Ben and I just went out and met up with a few friends to chill out in a café. As the venue (Dingwalls) was not selling alcohol to anyone without an ID (I'm 16), we decided to buy a 70cl bottle of Glen’s Vodka and three bottles of soft drinks.
After we met up with a few friends and had a nice chat with them, we called Isaac to make his way back to Bethnal Green Station at 6 so we can head back to mine, have dinner, get changed and make our way to the event.
We met at Bethnal Green.
Isaac: Hey guys.
Us: Hey Isaac.
Me: So…
Isaac: So… what?
Ben: Well… Did you get with her (k-close)?
Isaac: Naa guys.
Me: Oh come on, you must have done something.
Isaac: Naa we didn’t get off or anything. I still had a great time though.
Me: Yeah, as long as you had a good time with her. That’s what counts.
Ben: Yeah man.
Isaac: Yeah, I spose.
Ben: Guess what? We got alcohol.
Isaac: Sweet. Oh nice! Glen’s Vodka!
There is a lot more chat about the alcohol as we make our way to the bus stop. We wait for about five minutes before the bus arrives. We get on the bus and head for home to get ready for the main event.
Me: How we gonna hide the alcohol? My mum will flip if she finds this.
Ben: Don’t worry, I’ll crotch it.
Me: Huh? I’ve got a lot to learn haha.
*We all laugh*
Isaac: Crotching a drink is when you hide a drink in your crotch.
Ben: Yeah.
Me: Oh OK.
Ben crotches the drink as we leave the bus. We walk towards my house. I ring the doorbell, absolutely sweating hoping I will not get caught. She answers the door and we walk up to my room. She did not suspect a thing. We drink half of our soft drink bottles each, ready to be filled with the Vodka.
Out of nowhere, I get a text from AFCmarc saying that he couldn’t come due to a stomach bug. That demoralised me but, I knew I had to go on and sarge without him and do him proud.
After having dinner and getting ready, we leave the house with the Vodka down Ben’s crotch again. We never got caught. As we walk to the bus stop, we fill all our drinks with the Vodka. It was pretty strong stuff, 50/50 Vodka/soft drink. We get the bus to Bethnal Green Station and then get the train to Camden Town Station. We get to Camden Town and just have a walk around to see what it is like and to finish our drinks before we go into Dingwalls.
We enter the venue about one hour after the event commenced, hoping it would be packed with girls by the time we got there. We were badly mistaken, there were “too many dicks on the dance floor” as Ben stated.
Half of an hour passes and the dance floor is packed with a good ratio of boys to girls. Ben, Isaac and I are dancing to the heavy dubstep music and then something surprising happened, I blinked my eyes and all of a sudden, Ben is dancing with a girl and Isaac is dancing with two. As a PUA, I cannot have two AFCs pull before I do. They did come across as “naturals” to me since I have met them but, a PUA is always better than a “natural”, and always have to be better than a “natural”, it’s the rules.
I carry on dancing while scoping the dance floor, I spot a girl. She is a 17/18 year old brunette with an HB7 face but, with an HB9 body. She is 6’0” (I like tall girls as I’m tall myself) with a medium build; she is slim but not too skinny. She is a girl with a bit of meat on her which I like.
We catch eyes. She locks onto my eyes. I give her a cheeky pout and a wink and added a cheeky smile at the end of it. She responded with a smile, so I ordered her to come and dance with me by signalling with my hand. She walks up towards me but seems shy to dance close to me, so I pulled her by the waist towards me and we start dancing while she has her back to me but aware that I’m making a move. I pull her closer and start grinding with her. She responds and starts grinding her ass against the front of my waist. I put my arms around her and place the palms of my hands on her lower stomach ready for escalation. The grinding started off softly and then gradually became harder and more intense as I feel her ass press harder against me. I start moving my hands up and down her stomach and then slowly move them down her legs and back up to her stomach. I turned her around and we start grinding while facing each other. The palms of my hands are on her back, slowly caressing up and down. Our foreheads and noses are touching and we smile at each other in a seductive way. She puts her hands around my neck and we start kissing. We start grinding even harder with her leg in between mine while my leg is in between hers. I move down from her mouth onto the top of her neck and start slowly kissing her neck all the way down to the bottom followed by a suck and a bite. She responds by biting my neck as well. All of this escalation took about five minutes from approach to k-close without any of us saying a word.
We carry on kissing, grinding and trying new things out for about another fifteen minutes when she turns her back to me again and starts grinding even harder than last time. I start to feel a hand run down my stomach towards my belt, so I escalate even more by sucking and biting her neck a bit harder. She undid my belt and jean buttons and starts giving me a hand job over the boxers. I slide my hand under her skirt and start playing with her clit over her knickers. She arched her neck backwards and rested her head on my shoulder, so I gave another bite to her neck. Her free hand squeezed my free hand quite firmly and she starts to play with my fingers and starts to insert her finger in between two of mine and moves it in and out, which I’m assuming she was symbolizing sex. I breathed down her neck and nibbled her earlobe. She turned around again and we started kissing again. Instead of normal kissing, we start sucking on each other’s lips and start biting them. We spent one whole hour grinding and kissing by this point. We look at each other and we can tell we are getting bored of each other. We kiss again and then we go our separate ways, and still did not say a word to each other... just pure, non-verbal communication.
After this, I had a good time with the lads again, dancing to the dubstep that was being blasted out of the speakers. Had good conversations with other girls but with no intention to close.
What I learnt from that night
Would have been an easy f-close had it not been for bad logistics. This is where I could have asked her if she is a “booty-call type” and could have number closed her for a casual relationship… like fuck buddies.
Closes
1 Kiss close
1 Hand job close (over the boxers)
END
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When the lights turn off I turn on
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